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Post by Eno Redrum on Oct 8, 2009 22:12:11 GMT -5
So this is my 1000th post on the boards. I expect an award and praises from each of you for being the one who has the absolute most pathetic life of us all. 1000th posts, damn I am sad.
Regardless, I am now more of a Geek God than Marcus. I am King Shit of Turd Mountain. I am Lord of the Geeks.
In short, I am sadly pathetic and I need a life.
LoL!
Feel free to crack jokes below.
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Post by Chesbro on Oct 9, 2009 10:20:21 GMT -5
Congrats. I'll consider giving you an award next year at BKI.
Remember how you asked me to make this announcement for you, since it was a milestone amongst our members?
Feel free to pat yourself on the back. No need for me to thrash you for having too much free time to spam my boards. I think your explanations above are good enough. You're self aware.
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Post by Jamie Krenshaw on Oct 9, 2009 10:36:57 GMT -5
I am King Shit of Turd Mountain. The best variation of that phrase is "I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN" used in a sketch in Season 4 of Mr. Show, starring David Cross and Bob Odenkirk. Now who's the nerd? |
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Post by Eno Redrum on Oct 9, 2009 10:49:28 GMT -5
Jamie, I bow to your Nerdiness my Aussie friend.
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Post by SABER on Oct 9, 2009 10:52:43 GMT -5
Now lets see if he will live long enough to get to 2000.
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Post by Jamie Krenshaw on Oct 9, 2009 10:55:26 GMT -5
Shut up Sawyer!
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Post by SABER on Oct 9, 2009 11:10:10 GMT -5
Now I would make fun of your base pic, but I have no clue who it is, so yeah.
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Post by Jamie Krenshaw on Oct 9, 2009 11:19:27 GMT -5
Elliott Smith. Good musician who stabbed himself twice in the chest. Surely there's a joke to be made from that?
Er, probably not.
Still, Sawyer's a big step up from CM Punk.
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Post by SABER on Oct 9, 2009 11:24:08 GMT -5
Comon now. There is always a joke to be made in something. Just cause it ain't tasteful doesn't mean it ain't funny.
Yeah, I really had a hard time finding a base pic in the begining. Needless to say I am satisfied with this one.
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Post by Jamie Krenshaw on Oct 9, 2009 11:28:55 GMT -5
Oh, there are jokes. At my workplace (a record company full of musicians who love Elliott Smith's music) he's known as Stabby McStab-Stab. About as witty as suicide but it keeps the chuckles coming. In the face of tragedy must come laughter.
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Post by SABER on Oct 9, 2009 11:32:02 GMT -5
Exactly. If I can make jokes about my dad during his funeral, then I can make jokes about anyone. (Yes I am aware of how bad that sounds, but he wouldn't have wanted it any other way.)
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Post by Jamie Krenshaw on Oct 9, 2009 11:49:16 GMT -5
Hey, a good dad would want his son making jokes at the funeral. I had a morbid conversation with my own father recently about his will/funeral, etc. and he insisted that above all, it had to be funny. Funerals should be celebrations, despite the obvious mourning.
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Post by SABER on Oct 9, 2009 11:52:11 GMT -5
Exactly.
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Post by Jamie Krenshaw on Oct 9, 2009 11:54:12 GMT -5
Anyway, we're getting away from the point of the thread which is meant for espousing everloving admiration for Kevin and his inability to not post on internet forums. In tribute to him, I post a YouTube link that I equate with Jahmon Rastafari's attempts to take Eno's title. Always SO close...
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Post by SABER on Oct 9, 2009 12:11:20 GMT -5
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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