Post by Marcus T on Jul 14, 2008 9:51:27 GMT -5
Baseball these are the things I hate about you:
Vladmir Guerroero hitting less than .300 for the year.
Nomar not living up to his full potential.
Tod Helton not getting a clue and not bailing out of Colorado to cash in else where before it was to late.
Mike Sweeny putting up numbers for Kansas only to become a distant memory.
Jason Gambi no longer the Gambi before he went to the Yankees.
A-Rod loosing his family by allegedly screwing a mummy. Your wife was already ugly enough, you got skills to hit a ball, but your choice of women is suspect. I think Dereke Jeter should place you under his wings and show you how to be a real playboy, read his list of women from Malano to Mariah.
Manny Ramirez pushing people around. And no longer having me dream of him hitting 200 rbi's in a season.
Johnny Damon for adding more "pop" in his bat and taken a step back with his speed. EVen when he was considered to be the fastest player in baseball since Deion Sanders.
Kenny Lofton for never stealing over 100 base pads in a single season.
Lou Gehrig forever in Babe Ruth shadow and not getting that one more home run for 500 or those extra five rbi's to get 2,000.
Ken Griffey Jr becoming more glass than Samuel Jackson in that movie.
Kerry Woods and Mark Prior only giving me one year of success.
Curt Schilling should never be a star he is today. He is a big mouth who back off from Barry Bonds when he comes to town, but talk more trash when barry leaves town. And he wonders why his had cancer, not cause of the heat in Arizona, but because of the bull shit she had to listen to from you.
Tony Gwin for becoming so big toward the end of his career he was worth two of himself and robbing himself of at least 100 more stolen bases for a career.
Louis Gonzalez, Eric Gange, Brady Andersons they where one hit wonders who I wonder how much did steroids play a part for their careers.
I hate that drugs killed the careers of Dwigt Gooden, Daryl Strawberry, and so many others. All the while the likes of Jose Cansceco, Mark McGwire, Refael Palmerio, Sammy Sosa benefit.
Yes bonds you are still suspect
And no Pudge Rodriguez is not over rated, and no, Mike Piazza was not underated.
Vladmir Guerroero hitting less than .300 for the year.
Nomar not living up to his full potential.
Tod Helton not getting a clue and not bailing out of Colorado to cash in else where before it was to late.
Mike Sweeny putting up numbers for Kansas only to become a distant memory.
Jason Gambi no longer the Gambi before he went to the Yankees.
A-Rod loosing his family by allegedly screwing a mummy. Your wife was already ugly enough, you got skills to hit a ball, but your choice of women is suspect. I think Dereke Jeter should place you under his wings and show you how to be a real playboy, read his list of women from Malano to Mariah.
Manny Ramirez pushing people around. And no longer having me dream of him hitting 200 rbi's in a season.
Johnny Damon for adding more "pop" in his bat and taken a step back with his speed. EVen when he was considered to be the fastest player in baseball since Deion Sanders.
Kenny Lofton for never stealing over 100 base pads in a single season.
Lou Gehrig forever in Babe Ruth shadow and not getting that one more home run for 500 or those extra five rbi's to get 2,000.
Ken Griffey Jr becoming more glass than Samuel Jackson in that movie.
Kerry Woods and Mark Prior only giving me one year of success.
Curt Schilling should never be a star he is today. He is a big mouth who back off from Barry Bonds when he comes to town, but talk more trash when barry leaves town. And he wonders why his had cancer, not cause of the heat in Arizona, but because of the bull shit she had to listen to from you.
Tony Gwin for becoming so big toward the end of his career he was worth two of himself and robbing himself of at least 100 more stolen bases for a career.
Louis Gonzalez, Eric Gange, Brady Andersons they where one hit wonders who I wonder how much did steroids play a part for their careers.
I hate that drugs killed the careers of Dwigt Gooden, Daryl Strawberry, and so many others. All the while the likes of Jose Cansceco, Mark McGwire, Refael Palmerio, Sammy Sosa benefit.
Yes bonds you are still suspect
And no Pudge Rodriguez is not over rated, and no, Mike Piazza was not underated.