loans..

[Marcus T]

Ok ok ok... here goes, I'm currently paying back student loans to two different companies, and I'm gettting three different statements a months. Make sense? Of course not.

Cititbank have two differnet loans on me and they will not consolidate them in order to make one so I can pay one payment. They say they can't do it cause one is federal and the other is standford (or something like that.) So that means I get two different bills a month. One is for over 300 bucks a month and the other for almost 200 bucks a month. And here is the funny thing about it all..

wait for it...

wait for it..

The punchline is here...

They are both due on the same day.

This is what I have to say about that... fuck you.
You will get paid when I deem you worthy enough to get five hundred bucks a month out of me, until then wait in line like the rest.

I fucking hate shady business.

Any body else having student loan problems?

[TWD Relations]

I don't have student loans, but my wife does and $200-$300/month seems like an awful lot. However, if the payment period if a problem for you, you should be able to go in and talk to a loan officer or account manager and they will be able to shove your payment due date one way or another.

[Marcus T]

Good news they say the second one is not active until next year. So.... I have a year to pay one off and get ready for another one. HORAY STUDENT LOANS!

[TWD Relations]

BEFORE: "You will get paid when I deem you worthy enough to get five hundred bucks a month out of me, until then wait in line like the rest.

I fucking hate shady business."

AFTER: "Oh thank you shady business. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you. **KISS, KISS**"

Make sure you spell your name right on the checks Marcus.

[Marcus T]

Jul 14, 2008 19:56:33 GMT -5 Marcus T said:

HORAY STUDENT LOANS!

It's obvious some one did not get the sarcasim...

Well let's see if you can get this sarcastic remark.. "Patrick Martin is a great guy, he is better than Gord Perry as a President."

Yea, did you get all that buddy?

[TWD Relations]

I see. I see. Well, it's a good thing I'm not going for Gord's level of success. I'm aiming a little lower. Maybe someone more like . . . oh I dunno . . . Jessie Venture from Preditor.

Shouldn't you be role playing or are you planning on getting bitch slapped in this years B.K.I. as well??

[Marcus T]

I don't know I have better things to do like for example... role playing for the WWC.

Venture gave me a pardon out of the hell hole known as the B.K.I.

[TWD Relations]

Well . . . WWC isn't up and running right now for you to get beat in so . . . go ahead and throw one up debt boy.

[Tomas Luger]

Oh boy, I think this means I'm the favorite to advance in the first round...

[TWD Relations]

Do you? Do you really? Because Marcus has never mispelled a Brent Kersh mother joke you inconsiderate son of a . . .

[Tomas Luger]

But he probably has misspelled misspelled, so...

[Kingpin]

If you three don't stop I will turn this thread around

[Marcus T]

Yea, but he has never misspelled "I just won."

[katutui]

Jul 15, 2008 20:35:41 GMT -5 Marcus T said:

Yea, but he has never misspelled "I just won."

Thats cuz he doesn't get to type it that often


The only thing Kingpin can turn is a trick on the corner.


Momma jokes went out with the 80s...along with slap bracelets, 5 foot hair, and zubaz.....come join us in the 21st century Mr. Luger

[Marcus T]

HEY THAT TRICK IS MY MOM'S... And I don't get to type to her that often.