Blondie Gives You Hell (non e-fed shooting)

[Rob Blondie]

...am I the only person in America that wonders why people are freaking out to the extreme about just another flu strain? It's the flu...eat some soup...take the meds...stay home and watch Maury for a few days...geesh.

Obama's first 100 days...he's not freaking Abe Lincoln (I don't think he'd stand a chance against Abe in a Steel Cage Match)...so why is the news so obessed, positive or negative, with what he's done so far. I mean, I couldn't even get insurance in my first 90...

In the words of Chris Rock...I'd never hit a woman...but I'd like to shake the S out of Tyra Banks....just saying...

I liked the X-Men movies, but how can we take seriously a guy playing Wolverine that did this...





I have been suckered into going to Bonnaroo this year. Where such big names as Bruce Springsteen and the E St Band, Booker T (minus the MG's), AL Green, Beastie Boys, and...Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog....that's a great booking...for me to poop on. Needless to say, I will not be in the comedy section during his show...maybe my gf (hopefully fiance by then) and I will be having private time. She'll owe me after making me see Jimmy Fallon's stand up...

Speaking of, anyone else watch that abortion every night? Me, either.


Reid Flair was arrested for the 3rd time in 2 years...and had heroine in the car...maybe he couldn't take watching another one of his brother's old WCW matches. Seriously, this kid would have been handed the keys to the E had he focused on roids instead of Heroine....if your going to needle up, at least make it something that Vince can appreciate.

The E has signed Lance Hoyt...apparently, Vince wanted to re-sign Test and Johnny Ace didn't have the heart to tell him...so, Hoyt's close enough. One's dead...one makes the crowd that way...6 of one, half a dozen of the other...

[Eno Redrum]

I'm curious, is it just me or do we have a *INSERT NAME OF ANIMAL HERE* Flu outbreak every time the economy takes a hit?

[Marcus T]

I know a guy at work so scared he will not shake hands with anyone. And to think he is a semi-pro body builder. It's to the point he will not go to the gym.

A big mutha fucka can bench over 400 pounds and he is worried about getting sick? Get the fuck out!

I don't watch Tyra to much. But I remember the last show I watched. A mother of a 20 something year old, both of them were very nice looking, was a Dominatrix. The daughter did not want her mom doing it. Tyra tried to play the mom like she was dumb. She was not dumb, she just bored with being a single mom whom daughter has flown the coop.
The mom has raised her daughter a lone and made her way up the corporate ladder she is just looking for something in life she can enjoy. It just so happen she get's paid more to bitch slap horny men around. Tyra says it wrong.. I say that's life.

Obama would smack the shit out Abe in a steel cage, but Obama is so damn cool Abe would have trouble getting over the fact that he envy Obama to much to even lay a hand on him.

[Kingpin]

Apr 29, 2009 18:24:02 GMT -5 Marcus T said:

Obama would smack the shit out Abe in a steel cage, but Obama is so damn cool Abe would have trouble getting over the fact that he envy Obama to much to even lay a hand on him.

Co-sign

[Rastafari]

I'm still waiting on that "Change" Nobama promised us

[Kingpin]

Apr 30, 2009 6:19:23 GMT -5 Rastafari said:

I'm still waiting on that "Change" Nobama promised us

He's mixed that's change enough but if it's examples you want

1. Closed GITMO

2. Reversed stem cell policy and funded reaserch

3. Reversed Bush policy of waterboarding and other shady interrogations

4. Came up wit and is sticking to the troop drawdown plan in Iraq leaving less than two birgade combat teams in country by end of year 2010

5. Restructured the framework for the way money is loaned to failing companies. (Bush just handed it out with no accountibility)

6. By mere speech alone has managed to begin repairs of the US image abroad

7. Can actually make a speech

8. Dosen't have his "christian faith" making decisions about our reliogous free country

9. Has single handedly crushed the Republican party. (they will be back) On a side note I was watching old footage of the presidential race and it is amazing how everyone changed their tone after his message began to catch on. In the end even John fuck McCain was tring to be a "change" canadate. Ha well Ruch Limbaugh in 2014. That will go over well

10. Most importantly he has done all of these things while in his first three and a half months. Awesome




SOOOO.......... Being a democtatish person I would have to ask How does a shit sandwich taste? Cause if I remember right I was screaming from the high hills about President fuck Bush for the last eight years. Reganomics my ass somone should try to go find his domestic policy. Wait, "god" was the one running that while he stole oil and made Exxon Mobil rich.

[dexualhealing]

Anybody who types "Nobama" unironically has a bumper sticker understanding of politics.

[Rastafari]

Or maybe I just don't give a fuck about them?

[dexualhealing]

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