Post by Marcus T on May 30, 2009 2:09:19 GMT -5
Marcus: What?
Citi: May I speak to a Marcus Thompson?
Marcus: You are speaking with him.
Citi: Hi Marcus, this is (such and such) from Citi Bank, how are you?
Marcus: Better than you. Get to the point.
Citi: I just wanted to let you know, before we get start this conversation.
Marcus: (interupting) Will be recorded blah blah blah, and all that jazz. Now that we both know this is on tape, get to the point.
Citi: The reason for this phone call is to remind you that you are (bleep) days due and you owe (bleep) amount in order to bring your account current.
Marcus: No I don't.
Citi: Excuse me?
Marcus: No I don't. I sent in a student defermant cause I went back to school. That is why I am hostile. I knew where you were going with this.
Citi: It does not show right here in my files.
Marcus: Check again.
Citi: Can you please hold?
Marcus: Sure.
(Three Minutes Laster)
Citi: Yes, it shows right here that one was sent in and it takes upwards to two weeks to get it proccessed.
Marcus: Then why has it not been proccessed? When I sent it in over a month ago?
Citi: No you didn't, it shows that you sent it in on Monday, it is only Thursday.
Marcus: Wrong again. Check the paper work.
(Two minutes later.)
Citi: Ok, right here in the notes it showed that they sent you back the paper work due to it not been filled out properly.
Marcus: So you are telling me some one fucked up.
Citi: I can assure you it was not my company.
Marcus: I don't want your assurance. I want to know who is fucking up. If it is more than one person I want to know why they are fucking up. There is a threash hold and I want to fix it, now.
Citi: It can't be our company.
Marcus: I never said it was you or your damn company, I just said some one is fucking up. Some one is sleeping on their job. I don't care if it is on my side or you your side, I want it done.
Citi: But it takes two weeks to get it proccessed. Do you still want to pay on some of it?
Marcus: Hell no. I want this fuck up to be unfucked. You will not see a single dime until this fuck up is unfucked, it is the principle behind it all.
Citi: What?
Marcus: You heard right. Until this problem get's rectified, no one will see me pay a single dime. I don't pay for people to sleep on the job and fuck up with my money at stake.
Citi: But it is not our fualt.
Marcus: Blah blah blah, stop crying. If I find out it's not your problem then so be it, if it is I will raise hell. All I know there is a communication problem and I want to fix it. Besides stop taken up for the company, this is above your pay grade, either you can provide customer service or you shut your face.
Citi: I am just telling you it could not be out fault we got every thing in order.
Marcus: Listen you dumb cunt, stop saying that, stop your fucking crying. Once more you know nothing, or else you would be able to fix this problem. This is way above your pay rate, you no hero, just a lowly bill collector, what a shit job you have cause I am giving you shit. I know you feel all butt hurt over what I am saying, but let's face it your the lowest person on this problem pole and shit runs down hill.
Citi: Bye Mr. Thompson.
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Yup people, that's an actual conversation.
Welcome back to another "Talking Shit" column.
Stupid bitch needed to know her pay rate and stay there, she got in over her head. You wonder why Citi Bank is in so much trouble, well, idiots like her works there.
Come to find out about all of this, I went over to the finacial aids office to see what was up. Come to find out, it was a Citi Bank problem.
Their forms are half way made. They don't put down enough information on the apps to tell us what they want from us. Like how many hours I am at school and all of that. They want to see if I am full time or part time. They did not have that on the app so they sent it back with out maken themselves clear, so the finacial aid ladies spent almost 30 minutes on the phone with them whores trying to get it right.
So then the finacial aid ladies had to make a line themsleves and send it in. I got all the faxing and side notes copied and placed in a file, if Citi keeps fucking with me I will rage war.
Goodness gracious I can't stand some people incompetence.
Any way tonights topic is...
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
If your title tells you to do something, you do that something and don't do more than that. Some people got it in their mind that if they go that extra mile the big wigs at top will note it.
That's bull shit.
They will note it as you being a total dooche bag willing to save a company that they probably could give a rat ass about. You don't believe me, ask Kevin/Eno/Shaka/Drag/Too many damn characters.
As a matter of fact I was called out on this twice in one day at work. The first time one guy said he does not ask me to many questions cause I am not a real mechanic. He told a few guys that all I do is change out parts.
In reply I simply just said: "So, I still get a pay check that is the same amount as yours. So tell me, who is the real idiot?"
Another guy told me: "I stop doing a lot of work cause all the new guys get paid as much as I do and do nothing."
In reply I simply just said: "And I give a shit cause... I don't. You are the dumb ass for sticking around after they cut your pay."
If my boss comes down and say hey Marcus, I need more productivity from you. I will give a little bit more, sure, why the hell not as much as I sleep on the job I think I owe them more than half of my pay checks. I will even cut my lunch breaks from two hours of total disapearance to only one hour, even if they only charge me for thirty minutes... ooops.
Now if the boss came down and said... Hey we are cutting you pay, but keep up the good job...
SHIIIIIIIIIT!! Like fuck I will, I think i hear a three hour lunch break coming down the pipe, and back that up with two one hour breaks. Meanning I will give you a total of three hours of hard labor, on a good day.
The one thing I hate most are the super heroes. The people who go beyond the call of duty at work, just cause they want the brownie points. Just like that chick you heard from earlier, she did not understand her pay grade, so it takes a jerk like me to remind her just how low on the todem pole she is.
If you are not going to be apart of the solution, don't be a part of the problem and stay the fuck out of the way.
Not doing your job is most people problems now-a-days.
A cheating wife complains that her husband is not the same man she married... No shit. One of two things needs to happen, maybe you should become a better wife, or just leave.
Don't expect him to come home and listen to you bitch and still try to keep his insanity. If he get's drunk and a kick your ass, that's on you! If he goes out and finds a more quiter pussy to fuck, YOUR FAULT!!!
If he finds mouth that actually sucks his dick, maybe you should get knee pads. Don't think for one second that you no longer have to compete with others just cause you got married. The game has just begun, and if you are half stepping on your job, then he will step out into some one else ass.
As much as I bag on women you would think I was gay, that is far from the truth, women these days have gotten real fucking lazy and they are filled with drama. I don't deal with it to offten.
Any ways, that will be it for the week.
peace love, and hair grease.
Citi: May I speak to a Marcus Thompson?
Marcus: You are speaking with him.
Citi: Hi Marcus, this is (such and such) from Citi Bank, how are you?
Marcus: Better than you. Get to the point.
Citi: I just wanted to let you know, before we get start this conversation.
Marcus: (interupting) Will be recorded blah blah blah, and all that jazz. Now that we both know this is on tape, get to the point.
Citi: The reason for this phone call is to remind you that you are (bleep) days due and you owe (bleep) amount in order to bring your account current.
Marcus: No I don't.
Citi: Excuse me?
Marcus: No I don't. I sent in a student defermant cause I went back to school. That is why I am hostile. I knew where you were going with this.
Citi: It does not show right here in my files.
Marcus: Check again.
Citi: Can you please hold?
Marcus: Sure.
(Three Minutes Laster)
Citi: Yes, it shows right here that one was sent in and it takes upwards to two weeks to get it proccessed.
Marcus: Then why has it not been proccessed? When I sent it in over a month ago?
Citi: No you didn't, it shows that you sent it in on Monday, it is only Thursday.
Marcus: Wrong again. Check the paper work.
(Two minutes later.)
Citi: Ok, right here in the notes it showed that they sent you back the paper work due to it not been filled out properly.
Marcus: So you are telling me some one fucked up.
Citi: I can assure you it was not my company.
Marcus: I don't want your assurance. I want to know who is fucking up. If it is more than one person I want to know why they are fucking up. There is a threash hold and I want to fix it, now.
Citi: It can't be our company.
Marcus: I never said it was you or your damn company, I just said some one is fucking up. Some one is sleeping on their job. I don't care if it is on my side or you your side, I want it done.
Citi: But it takes two weeks to get it proccessed. Do you still want to pay on some of it?
Marcus: Hell no. I want this fuck up to be unfucked. You will not see a single dime until this fuck up is unfucked, it is the principle behind it all.
Citi: What?
Marcus: You heard right. Until this problem get's rectified, no one will see me pay a single dime. I don't pay for people to sleep on the job and fuck up with my money at stake.
Citi: But it is not our fualt.
Marcus: Blah blah blah, stop crying. If I find out it's not your problem then so be it, if it is I will raise hell. All I know there is a communication problem and I want to fix it. Besides stop taken up for the company, this is above your pay grade, either you can provide customer service or you shut your face.
Citi: I am just telling you it could not be out fault we got every thing in order.
Marcus: Listen you dumb cunt, stop saying that, stop your fucking crying. Once more you know nothing, or else you would be able to fix this problem. This is way above your pay rate, you no hero, just a lowly bill collector, what a shit job you have cause I am giving you shit. I know you feel all butt hurt over what I am saying, but let's face it your the lowest person on this problem pole and shit runs down hill.
Citi: Bye Mr. Thompson.
-----
Yup people, that's an actual conversation.
Welcome back to another "Talking Shit" column.
Stupid bitch needed to know her pay rate and stay there, she got in over her head. You wonder why Citi Bank is in so much trouble, well, idiots like her works there.
Come to find out about all of this, I went over to the finacial aids office to see what was up. Come to find out, it was a Citi Bank problem.
Their forms are half way made. They don't put down enough information on the apps to tell us what they want from us. Like how many hours I am at school and all of that. They want to see if I am full time or part time. They did not have that on the app so they sent it back with out maken themselves clear, so the finacial aid ladies spent almost 30 minutes on the phone with them whores trying to get it right.
So then the finacial aid ladies had to make a line themsleves and send it in. I got all the faxing and side notes copied and placed in a file, if Citi keeps fucking with me I will rage war.
Goodness gracious I can't stand some people incompetence.
Any way tonights topic is...
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
If your title tells you to do something, you do that something and don't do more than that. Some people got it in their mind that if they go that extra mile the big wigs at top will note it.
That's bull shit.
They will note it as you being a total dooche bag willing to save a company that they probably could give a rat ass about. You don't believe me, ask Kevin/Eno/Shaka/Drag/Too many damn characters.
As a matter of fact I was called out on this twice in one day at work. The first time one guy said he does not ask me to many questions cause I am not a real mechanic. He told a few guys that all I do is change out parts.
In reply I simply just said: "So, I still get a pay check that is the same amount as yours. So tell me, who is the real idiot?"
Another guy told me: "I stop doing a lot of work cause all the new guys get paid as much as I do and do nothing."
In reply I simply just said: "And I give a shit cause... I don't. You are the dumb ass for sticking around after they cut your pay."
If my boss comes down and say hey Marcus, I need more productivity from you. I will give a little bit more, sure, why the hell not as much as I sleep on the job I think I owe them more than half of my pay checks. I will even cut my lunch breaks from two hours of total disapearance to only one hour, even if they only charge me for thirty minutes... ooops.
Now if the boss came down and said... Hey we are cutting you pay, but keep up the good job...
SHIIIIIIIIIT!! Like fuck I will, I think i hear a three hour lunch break coming down the pipe, and back that up with two one hour breaks. Meanning I will give you a total of three hours of hard labor, on a good day.
The one thing I hate most are the super heroes. The people who go beyond the call of duty at work, just cause they want the brownie points. Just like that chick you heard from earlier, she did not understand her pay grade, so it takes a jerk like me to remind her just how low on the todem pole she is.
If you are not going to be apart of the solution, don't be a part of the problem and stay the fuck out of the way.
Not doing your job is most people problems now-a-days.
A cheating wife complains that her husband is not the same man she married... No shit. One of two things needs to happen, maybe you should become a better wife, or just leave.
Don't expect him to come home and listen to you bitch and still try to keep his insanity. If he get's drunk and a kick your ass, that's on you! If he goes out and finds a more quiter pussy to fuck, YOUR FAULT!!!
If he finds mouth that actually sucks his dick, maybe you should get knee pads. Don't think for one second that you no longer have to compete with others just cause you got married. The game has just begun, and if you are half stepping on your job, then he will step out into some one else ass.
As much as I bag on women you would think I was gay, that is far from the truth, women these days have gotten real fucking lazy and they are filled with drama. I don't deal with it to offten.
Any ways, that will be it for the week.
peace love, and hair grease.
