Post by Eno Redrum on Jul 1, 2008 4:47:05 GMT -5
Psycho Bunny: Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga. Now that we have the Shaka Sho'Nuff catch phrase out of the way, let's get down to business. For those that don't know me, I am Psycho Bunny, the creative genius behind many of Juggernaut ENT's most famous promotions and products. I am here today to introduce to you the latest Psychi Bunny Promotion, "Dragzilla Sings The Hits With A Gay And Creepy Twist." That's right boys and girls, the Cross Dressing Freak that has screwedmore women that Wilt Chamberlain and more men than Jenna Jameson is out with IT's new CD and I bet you can;t wait to pick it up and terrorize yor parents with all the hidden sexual and murderous messages within the spooky-cooky lyrics!
Well hell boys and girls, here is Dragzilla ITSELF. Dragz why don't you give us a taste of what you have in store for us on this debut CD of yours.
Dragzilla: Oh thank you so much Mr. Bunny Foo-Foo, you are too kind and I love that share cropper afro you have ging on there. You look like one of the lost members of the rap group Arrested Development.
Anyway, hello my little bitches and boy-toys! I know you are all so happy to see me making an appearance here in the TWD and are asking yourself, "When will we see the undefeated hardcore DIVA of wrestling in the ring again?" Well the answer is I simply do not know. It seems management has a few quirks to work out. No one seems to want to share the locker room with me. I guess it is just pain old penis envy. Big strong He-Men hate it when a girly-man like myself sports a bigger rod than they do if you know what I am saying.
Oops, my bad, I am suppose to be here promoting my new CD entitled "Dragzilla Sings The Hits With A Gay And Creepy Twist." All I can say is this CD is simply fabulous. I take all the great hits of today and a few from yesterday and add my own spin to them. here is just a sample of my take on the Plain White T's song, "Hey There Delilah." Hope you enjoy it and I'll be back next week with my gay take on Fergie's "Fergalicious." Kiss, kiss!
Hey there Delilah what's it like to have big titties
Everytime I fuck your asshole I imagine Conway Twitty
Yes I do, I fantasize that your a Jew
Like Eno with his tattoo
Hey there Delilah don't you worry about my diclessness
I'm just an Emo fag I'd fuck your younger brother shitless
Yes I would, I jack off to Kingpin cause he's a boy from the Hood
He and Marcus T give me such hard wood
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
And I love me some Rob Blondie
Hey there Delilah my pretty penis is getting hard
Just two more beers and I'll work up the nerve to go down on Shaka Sho'Nuff that retard
I'll take it all,I'll ride his big black balls and all
Then unhinge my jaw
Hey there Delilah I'm not saying that I'm gay
But if you put a cock in front of me and I'll rub it on my face
I'll grab the shaft, then slowly work it up my ass
And ride it fast
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
A thousand Goths and one cigar
I know that sounds so bizarre
But I cant just make my dream go away
My friends would all make fun of us
But fuck those bitch ass douche bag cunts
They'll pay for it in blood this very day
Delilah I can promise you
That once I prove that you're a Jew
I'll baptize your whole family in flames
And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah don't you worry about protection
You have all the cops you want, I'll still add you to my collection
Yes I will, your shreiks of pain will be so shrill
Then I'll dump your body in a landfill
I'll wear your skin and call myself Jill
It will be such a thrill
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
Oh it's what Juggernaut ENT does to me
And I love me some Rob Blondie
Rob Blondie
Rob Blondie
In tightie whitie undees
Psycho Bunny: Well there you have it boys and girls and it is out just in time for the 4th of July. This would make a great Stocking stuffer, but I am afraid to think where Dragzilla may stuff it.
So send just $19.99 plus $19.99 in Shipping and Handling to "Dragzilla Sings The Hits With A Gay And Creepy Twist." P.O. Box 6969 Dallas, TX 75287. Or call us at 1-900-926-8286. That's 1-900-WAN-TCUM. Just $19.99 per minute for each call and remember, don't get your parents permission. Fuck those cheap ass bastards and just call anyway.
With each purchase of this great CD we will send you a bottle of Koka, our top of the line toilet water. Remember our motto, "Wear Kokaand you won't smell like shit. Even if it is called toilet water."
THIS HAS BEEN A JUGGERNAUT ENT/PSYCHO BUNNY PROMOTION IN AFFILIATION WITH DRAGZILLA
