Post by Marcus T on Jul 1, 2008 20:36:39 GMT -5
We open up to our favorite fat host on XM radio. It is the one and only "Fat Ass" Christopher Miller. He seems to be having a bad day to day, let's see what is on his mind.
Fat Ass: In all my life I have seen some bad things go down, but this, this problem that has accured might have topped it all. Mr. Kingpin, I love you boss but I think you have gone over board.
You let a bad perm wearing, james brown wanna-be tell you what to do?
When have any of us bowed down to the so called powers that be? We are the Juggernaut BITCH!!!
Do you not remember that? Do you not live by the oath now that "Bad Boy" Marcus T has left the spot light? Do we have to riot this bitch? I can go get my cousin Pookie and we can start tearing shit up right now.
To ban Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, the Samuri, player Slash pimp, from South Oakcliff, Dallas, Texas, United State of America on the North American lands from my radio show is CRAZY!
Shaka is all money baby all money. Where is the rest of the bosses at top? Dewayne? Marcus T?
Well since no one want's to stand up to the outsiders let me, "Fat Ass" Christopher Miller address the rest of the TWD.
***Clears Throat...***
All you skinny rugrats think that it's a game, you should take your shitty ass back to the sand box and start war with your Dinosaurs and your G.I Joe men cause starting a war with the Juggernaut ENT will cost you your life!
Insurance don't cover dumb asses, so there will not be a pay out for your sorry ass family to burry your hide. I will hlep out. I will send an empty box they can cut you up and place you in for a the final burn. You think I'm just some fat guy behind a mic and a big mouth but if you test me I will torture rack your ass.
I'm so fat you see me twice. Meanning when I hit you you will feell me twice, making it four times the trouble you are in. How can you battle Andy Christ?
How can you battle Eno?
How can you battle Drag or Kingpin?
When you can't even handle my love handles your moma hangs on to when I'm beating down her love spot.
You think you are holding a grudge when all you are holding is your dick in your hand while you beat off to your 80 year old neighbor who can't remember where she put her teeth the night before.
Don't get cocky cause you are small and flimsy, I will swat your light weight ass with four hundred pounds of pissed off pressure. I will rock you so hard your kids will be born dizzy. Go hide yourselves in the lost-and-found and tell Patrick to let you know when it's ok for you to run for your life.
You want to battle a heavy hitting crew like the Juggernaut ENT? Then bring it! Stop talking more than female on the phone in five o'clock traffic cause I will place my four inch tall, eight inch wide dick in your mouth to shut the baby up! This is a grown man crew, we eat all you can eat lobster and steak, and if we have a sweet tooth we will just carve up one of you sweet hearts and serve you colder than the ice that pumps in Marcus T. chest.
What makes us so confident?
What makes us so sure?
What is the ace up our sleeve?
Dick and bubble gum and we are all out of gum.
Fat Ass: In all my life I have seen some bad things go down, but this, this problem that has accured might have topped it all. Mr. Kingpin, I love you boss but I think you have gone over board.
You let a bad perm wearing, james brown wanna-be tell you what to do?
When have any of us bowed down to the so called powers that be? We are the Juggernaut BITCH!!!
Do you not remember that? Do you not live by the oath now that "Bad Boy" Marcus T has left the spot light? Do we have to riot this bitch? I can go get my cousin Pookie and we can start tearing shit up right now.
To ban Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, the Samuri, player Slash pimp, from South Oakcliff, Dallas, Texas, United State of America on the North American lands from my radio show is CRAZY!
Shaka is all money baby all money. Where is the rest of the bosses at top? Dewayne? Marcus T?
Well since no one want's to stand up to the outsiders let me, "Fat Ass" Christopher Miller address the rest of the TWD.
***Clears Throat...***
All you skinny rugrats think that it's a game, you should take your shitty ass back to the sand box and start war with your Dinosaurs and your G.I Joe men cause starting a war with the Juggernaut ENT will cost you your life!
Insurance don't cover dumb asses, so there will not be a pay out for your sorry ass family to burry your hide. I will hlep out. I will send an empty box they can cut you up and place you in for a the final burn. You think I'm just some fat guy behind a mic and a big mouth but if you test me I will torture rack your ass.
I'm so fat you see me twice. Meanning when I hit you you will feell me twice, making it four times the trouble you are in. How can you battle Andy Christ?
How can you battle Eno?
How can you battle Drag or Kingpin?
When you can't even handle my love handles your moma hangs on to when I'm beating down her love spot.
You think you are holding a grudge when all you are holding is your dick in your hand while you beat off to your 80 year old neighbor who can't remember where she put her teeth the night before.
Don't get cocky cause you are small and flimsy, I will swat your light weight ass with four hundred pounds of pissed off pressure. I will rock you so hard your kids will be born dizzy. Go hide yourselves in the lost-and-found and tell Patrick to let you know when it's ok for you to run for your life.
You want to battle a heavy hitting crew like the Juggernaut ENT? Then bring it! Stop talking more than female on the phone in five o'clock traffic cause I will place my four inch tall, eight inch wide dick in your mouth to shut the baby up! This is a grown man crew, we eat all you can eat lobster and steak, and if we have a sweet tooth we will just carve up one of you sweet hearts and serve you colder than the ice that pumps in Marcus T. chest.
What makes us so confident?
What makes us so sure?
What is the ace up our sleeve?
Dick and bubble gum and we are all out of gum.