Post by Rob Blondie on Jul 3, 2008 12:43:58 GMT -5
Your Favorite Actor, the TWF Legend, and the man that made Kingpin look more ridiculous than the infamous Dragzilla/Thomas Luger homemade porno...why would you use honey mustard and a honeydew that way? ….Oh….Rob Blondie…has decided to check into this thing called The Wrestling Domain. He is in his new mansion, Bodacious Manner, watching a few of the recent cards on his projection wall. He has former another former TWF owner and broadcaster, Brian Black, sitting with him.
YFA: Apparently, this is just a place for Juggalus ANT to have one big circle jerk every two weeks or so…
Black: Well, it looks like there is potential there, too….but the good ones are getting railroaded because guys like Kingpin are politicking in the back.
YFA: They really roughed up the ICon. Kind of wished I didn’t give him Kersh’s email addy now.
Black: Eh, he’ll do ok. His promos aren’t great, but that’s mostly because of the old fart in them. If he’ll get rid of that guy, he might have something.
YFA: …and what about Thomas Luger? My God, the guy had such potential when he was under my tuteldge. Now his stuff is just phoned in.
Black: In all fairness, he’s probably still shaking off the rust.
YFA: …and look at his gimmick now! He had a cool look before…now he looks so…in the words of the AYFC...Brokeback!
Black: That reference was so very 2006, Rob.
YFA: AH…2006…I remember it like it was two years ago. We had stars back then! AK, Krunal, Iler, Windsor, a guy that looked exactly like Aaron Christopher, but wasn’t….
Black: I miss Johnny Smooze.
YFA: I can’t believe he married Ashley and they now live in Hawaii helping the leper colony. Did not see that one coming!
Black: At least you have the kids, wouldn’t want them getting that stuff!
YFA: Yeah, not too concerned if Ashley does. Still, at least I finally found the woman for me!
Just as he says that, a woman walks into the room.
YFA: That’s right…the woman for me is a former secretary! She came from modest means, but she’s smart and can handle my business…and really handle my business if you know what I mean!
Black: But she looks like…
YFA: A model…I know! She’s hot!
Black: No, she looks like the singer Alicia Keys!
YFA: Who? Her name is Christina Spears. I met her at an award show that she won tickets to.
Black: She really looks like Alicia Keys…she does “No One” and “If I Ain’t Got You.” She’s one of the top…
The woman grabs Black by the arm.
Woman: (whispering) Don’t you dare tell him anymore. I’m a secretary…you got me…a secretary…I will kick your stupid mouth in if you say anymore about m…I mean that singer.
She let’s go of Black and smiles at Rob.
YFA: Anyway, I got away from those diva personalities and found a real woman!
Black: (rubbing his arm) Yes…well…anyway, let’s get back to the TWD.
YFA: The what?
Black: The wrestling fed we were critiquing.
YFA: Oh…yeah….any what’s up with half the roster being Jubbly TIT members? I’m as interested as…well…no one to see Dragzilla vs. Eno Redrum or Kingpin vs. Andrew Hamilton.
Black: Well, they aren’t even doing that! They aren’t facing one another, just the other half of the roster…which almost always turns into an NWOish cluster.
YFA: I guess they are going to party like it’s 1996. I miss Psycho Bunny.
Black: Didn’t you have a quarrel with him in the past?
YFA: No, Ashley did. I liked the lovable furbag!
Black: So, what are you going to tell Patrick Martin when he asks your thoughts?
YFA: Use more Luger…in his old gimmick…and that guy in the mask…minus the old man…and the shootfighter guy with the Irish constitution….and less of the likes of Kingpin, Dragzilla, or anyone who’s spoken to Marcus T in the past year. Eno Redrum needs to change his medication. Oh…and hire the former TWF Titilators….I’m tired of reading their “private massage” ads on Craigslist.
Black: Have you seen them lately? There are no happy endings when it comes to the way they look.
YFA: Ok…apparently someone has been reading and answering Craigslist ads.
Black: Uh…..got to go…catch you later Rob!
Black gets up to leave and the woman who looks like…um…a secretary glares at him as he leaves.
YFA: When do you have to do that 20 city business trip with your boss, Christina?
End.
YFA: Apparently, this is just a place for Juggalus ANT to have one big circle jerk every two weeks or so…
Black: Well, it looks like there is potential there, too….but the good ones are getting railroaded because guys like Kingpin are politicking in the back.
YFA: They really roughed up the ICon. Kind of wished I didn’t give him Kersh’s email addy now.
Black: Eh, he’ll do ok. His promos aren’t great, but that’s mostly because of the old fart in them. If he’ll get rid of that guy, he might have something.
YFA: …and what about Thomas Luger? My God, the guy had such potential when he was under my tuteldge. Now his stuff is just phoned in.
Black: In all fairness, he’s probably still shaking off the rust.
YFA: …and look at his gimmick now! He had a cool look before…now he looks so…in the words of the AYFC...Brokeback!
Black: That reference was so very 2006, Rob.
YFA: AH…2006…I remember it like it was two years ago. We had stars back then! AK, Krunal, Iler, Windsor, a guy that looked exactly like Aaron Christopher, but wasn’t….
Black: I miss Johnny Smooze.
YFA: I can’t believe he married Ashley and they now live in Hawaii helping the leper colony. Did not see that one coming!
Black: At least you have the kids, wouldn’t want them getting that stuff!
YFA: Yeah, not too concerned if Ashley does. Still, at least I finally found the woman for me!
Just as he says that, a woman walks into the room.
YFA: That’s right…the woman for me is a former secretary! She came from modest means, but she’s smart and can handle my business…and really handle my business if you know what I mean!
Black: But she looks like…
YFA: A model…I know! She’s hot!
Black: No, she looks like the singer Alicia Keys!
YFA: Who? Her name is Christina Spears. I met her at an award show that she won tickets to.
Black: She really looks like Alicia Keys…she does “No One” and “If I Ain’t Got You.” She’s one of the top…
The woman grabs Black by the arm.
Woman: (whispering) Don’t you dare tell him anymore. I’m a secretary…you got me…a secretary…I will kick your stupid mouth in if you say anymore about m…I mean that singer.
She let’s go of Black and smiles at Rob.
YFA: Anyway, I got away from those diva personalities and found a real woman!
Black: (rubbing his arm) Yes…well…anyway, let’s get back to the TWD.
YFA: The what?
Black: The wrestling fed we were critiquing.
YFA: Oh…yeah….any what’s up with half the roster being Jubbly TIT members? I’m as interested as…well…no one to see Dragzilla vs. Eno Redrum or Kingpin vs. Andrew Hamilton.
Black: Well, they aren’t even doing that! They aren’t facing one another, just the other half of the roster…which almost always turns into an NWOish cluster.
YFA: I guess they are going to party like it’s 1996. I miss Psycho Bunny.
Black: Didn’t you have a quarrel with him in the past?
YFA: No, Ashley did. I liked the lovable furbag!
Black: So, what are you going to tell Patrick Martin when he asks your thoughts?
YFA: Use more Luger…in his old gimmick…and that guy in the mask…minus the old man…and the shootfighter guy with the Irish constitution….and less of the likes of Kingpin, Dragzilla, or anyone who’s spoken to Marcus T in the past year. Eno Redrum needs to change his medication. Oh…and hire the former TWF Titilators….I’m tired of reading their “private massage” ads on Craigslist.
Black: Have you seen them lately? There are no happy endings when it comes to the way they look.
YFA: Ok…apparently someone has been reading and answering Craigslist ads.
Black: Uh…..got to go…catch you later Rob!
Black gets up to leave and the woman who looks like…um…a secretary glares at him as he leaves.
YFA: When do you have to do that 20 city business trip with your boss, Christina?
End.
