Post by Kingpin on Sept 13, 2009 18:10:40 GMT -5
Kingpin sits in front of a set next to him sits Amiee Miller.The two prepare for the latest installment in the TWD all Axxxes spot show when an aid brings a rather lazy looking dog.
Amiee: What the hell is this?
Kingpin: This is my new dog. You'll have to be slightly careful he is on some serious medication
Amiee: What's his name?
Kingpin: JaMan, but I might have to take him back to the pound.
Amiee: That's awfully close to........
Kingpin: No it Isn't
Amiee Miller shakes her head in disgust. She looks at the lazy dog and then at Kingpin then back to the dog. She puts her hand on the bridge her nose and closes her eyes tightly.
Amiee: Why does he have to go back to the pound
Kingpin: Well the papers say that he used to be a champion race dog but as of late all he does is cry and yelp. Seriously, the shit keeps me up all night. Who would look at this worthless sack of bones and see a champion race dog is beyond me. I think he is defective.
Amiee shakes her head again. She can't believe whats going on.
Amiee: Really.
Kingpin: Really.
He then kicks the shiftless dog right in the ribs.
JaMan: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
Kingpin: See, defective dog. Now a real dog might get angry or try to bite me or something. This one just bitches.
Amiee: Well not all dogs are alike, and maybe this one just is sensitive
Kingpin: R-A-C-E D-O-G Amiee, this dog is supposed to have the heart of a lion and the fight of a champion. Crying isn't in the championship handbook.
He kicks the dog another time for good measure
JaMan: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
Kingpin: See 100% bitch.
Amiee: Stop that! I won't tolerate cruelty to animals on my show.
Kingpin: That was a love kick.
Kingpin kicks the dog one more time.
JaMan: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
Kingpin: I am building a tolerance into this dog. That or he will at least know who the master is.
Amiee: That's it I have had enough of you beating a helpless dog on live TV
Kingpin: Why it is no different from what I am going to do at the Supercard. I plan to beat another helpless dog that does nothing but yelp about The dumbest of shit. Instead of being a champion he just cry's about what he doesn't have.
Amiee: That isn't even't even fair...
Kingpin: Im not done yet. Just like no one in their right mind would mistake Jaman for a championship race dog no one would mistake Jamon for a credible champion. Put plainly
YOUR A *Bleeep* JOKE
Amiee: KINGPIN!
The camera cuts abruptly to a color pattern.
Fin
Amiee: What the hell is this?
Kingpin: This is my new dog. You'll have to be slightly careful he is on some serious medication
Amiee: What's his name?
Kingpin: JaMan, but I might have to take him back to the pound.
Amiee: That's awfully close to........
Kingpin: No it Isn't
Amiee Miller shakes her head in disgust. She looks at the lazy dog and then at Kingpin then back to the dog. She puts her hand on the bridge her nose and closes her eyes tightly.
Amiee: Why does he have to go back to the pound
Kingpin: Well the papers say that he used to be a champion race dog but as of late all he does is cry and yelp. Seriously, the shit keeps me up all night. Who would look at this worthless sack of bones and see a champion race dog is beyond me. I think he is defective.
Amiee shakes her head again. She can't believe whats going on.
Amiee: Really.
Kingpin: Really.
He then kicks the shiftless dog right in the ribs.
JaMan: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
Kingpin: See, defective dog. Now a real dog might get angry or try to bite me or something. This one just bitches.
Amiee: Well not all dogs are alike, and maybe this one just is sensitive
Kingpin: R-A-C-E D-O-G Amiee, this dog is supposed to have the heart of a lion and the fight of a champion. Crying isn't in the championship handbook.
He kicks the dog another time for good measure
JaMan: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
Kingpin: See 100% bitch.
Amiee: Stop that! I won't tolerate cruelty to animals on my show.
Kingpin: That was a love kick.
Kingpin kicks the dog one more time.
JaMan: Yelp! Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
Kingpin: I am building a tolerance into this dog. That or he will at least know who the master is.
Amiee: That's it I have had enough of you beating a helpless dog on live TV
Kingpin: Why it is no different from what I am going to do at the Supercard. I plan to beat another helpless dog that does nothing but yelp about The dumbest of shit. Instead of being a champion he just cry's about what he doesn't have.
Amiee: That isn't even't even fair...
Kingpin: Im not done yet. Just like no one in their right mind would mistake Jaman for a championship race dog no one would mistake Jamon for a credible champion. Put plainly
YOUR A *Bleeep* JOKE
Amiee: KINGPIN!
The camera cuts abruptly to a color pattern.
Fin
