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Post by Eno Redrum on Sept 17, 2009 0:35:06 GMT -5
Announcer: Police often bring him in for questioning and then forget he is even there. His knowledge of meaningless bullshit is unrivaled. His blood smells like Ramon Noodles. His mother once tried to trade him at a supermarket for a People Magazine and a pack of Virginia Slims. His organ donation card also lists his belly button lint. When he tries to talk to himself he often gets bored and simply walks away or falls asleep. He once drank Iced Tea with no ice. That's right, you heard me. He is the least interesting man in the TWD. Brett Karsh: I don't always use markers, but when I do, I prefer PrismaColor non-toxic Art Markers. Stay uninteresting my friends. Announcer: Jackass, this is a beer commercial. Are you really that stupid? Brett Karsh: That's a very interesting question my friend and although I could give you a one word answer I choose to bore you with an answer that not only dances around the question you asked, but also never really answers the question at all and in the end bores you to fucking death. Announcer: Whatever! Brought to you by JENT Equis.
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