Post by Eno Redrum on Sept 16, 2009 23:51:48 GMT -5
Announcer: He's had more restraining orders served to him than Randy Moss and Pac Man Jones combined.
He can speak French in Ebonics while speaking Ebonics in only a language he can fucking understand because it comes across as illiterate to the rest of the world.
He once enter a Mexican cock fight and won, using only his penis.
Husbands pay him to knock up their wives just so they can raise his son and ask no child suport in return.
He regularly audits the IRS and they send him a check.
His arrogance expands faster than Dragzilla's penis when he sneaks in to Rob Blondie's locker room and watches him shower after a match.
He is the most arrogant man in the TWD.
Marcus T: I may not always drink, but when I do I drink TO GET FUCKED UP!
Announcer: Brought to you by JENT EQUIS.
He can speak French in Ebonics while speaking Ebonics in only a language he can fucking understand because it comes across as illiterate to the rest of the world.
He once enter a Mexican cock fight and won, using only his penis.
Husbands pay him to knock up their wives just so they can raise his son and ask no child suport in return.
He regularly audits the IRS and they send him a check.
His arrogance expands faster than Dragzilla's penis when he sneaks in to Rob Blondie's locker room and watches him shower after a match.
He is the most arrogant man in the TWD.
Marcus T: I may not always drink, but when I do I drink TO GET FUCKED UP!
Announcer: Brought to you by JENT EQUIS.
