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Post by Eno Redrum on Sept 10, 2009 0:51:56 GMT -5
Psycho Bunny: JENT Lite presents, Real Men Of Stupidity, Part Two!
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: Real Men Of Stupidity Part Two, Electric Boogaloo!
Psycho Bunny: Today we salute you, "Mr. Lives In His Parents' Basement Pot Smoker Guy."
Desmond "The Sexx Symbol" Baggs: Here's to you Jahmon Rastafari!
Psycho Bunny: Because why move out when the best real estate is under the kitchen floorboard?
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: I'm gonna live here and smoke my pot till I'm 40!
Psycho Bunny: And why leave your basement and see the wonders of the world like the Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal when you can see that Limited Edition Marcus T Mountain Dew can pyramid you've erected?
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: I'm an Egyptian oh yeah!
Psycho Bunny: You've watched countless hours of downloaded porn that you stole from Adam Young's locker before he got booted from the TWD and seen girls you'll never be able to get with. But let's face it, the only was you'll be able to reproduce is asexually.
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: Why does all my porn have Dragzilla in it? Oh, my cells are dividing! Whoa Yeah!
Psycho Bunny: But you don't care what otehr people think. The only friends you need are Cheech and Chong. Countless hours spent smoking, you should be the next Marlboro Man.
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: Oh baby I'm sooo cool yeah!
Psycho Bunny: So crack open a JENT Lite "Mr. Keeper of the Underfloor." Because what's liver failure when you will just die from lung cancer?
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: "Mr. Lives In His Parents' Basement Pot Smoker Guy," JahMon Rastafari of the TWD OH YEAH WHOA!
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