Post by Eno Redrum on Sept 11, 2009 0:46:00 GMT -5
Desmond Baggs: This is Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs reporting for JENT Axxxesss Television and I have a groundbreaking story on a former TWD Champion and what they are doing these days.
Ever since the breakup of TWD Tag Team Champs, Soul Sonic Force, not much as been heard from either Dragzilla or Shaka X. Until recently.
Just last week rumors began floating around that Dragzilla may be close to returning to the TWD, that is if The Moderators will lift his suspension. Dragzilla has not been seen at any of the shows, but he did pirate his way in during TWD television time and broadcast a promo. It remains to see what exactly will happen when, and if, that bitch of a DIVA makes his, or her, way back to the TWD.
So what about that other half of Soul Sonic Force? Mr. "Black Power" himself, Shaka X, is currently turned entrepreneur and has himself a nice little business outside of wrestling and is showing no signs of needing or wanting to return to the ring.
We caught this commercial for Shaka X and his new business. Check it out.
Shaka X: Hey playa, playa! Would you like a boomin' system that cost more than your raggedy ass car?
Hey Colt Crawford! Would you like to pretend your a baller like Jay Z without actually having to kick paparazzi ass?
Then bring yo ass down to. . .
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ!
Shaka X: Get Down Soundz, specializing in sound systems, car alarms and remote starters.
Announcer: Special Disclaimer. Remote starters do not start broke ass cars that require special assistance to get mutha fuckin' started.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Come on down and see Miss Suk Suk. Why is she called Miss Suk Suk? Cause she suck the meat of your bone like a good woman should my nigga.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Hit the B-zock, that's block for all you white people, with your Mini Van rattlin' your cheap ass Auto Zone hubcap spinner rims so pathetically hard the the Hood Ratz will drool. . . like fools!
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Who's fly? You guy! But only if you. . . come by!
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Big pimpin' Shabree are you in need of some birth-day sex? Well it's not even near your punk ass birthday. SO come on down and get your ride straight fo sure just as soon as you cash yo Income Tax refund check that you only got for claiming them sorry ass kids of yours. We all know you only know who one of the Baby's Daddies truly is. *COUGH* TOMAS LUGER *COUGH*
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: The say oil and water don't mix. But you know they a damn lie! Cause every time you try to start that broke ass car of yours, you gots to mix in some oil and mutha fuckin' water.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: So Saber bring yo sorry white ass down to. . .
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Kingpin, I don't care what yo big black ass has gots to do! Sell some shit! Take some shit! But just remember you ain't shit unless you come on down to. . .
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Bitch. . . . Fuck it I'm outta here.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Ever since the breakup of TWD Tag Team Champs, Soul Sonic Force, not much as been heard from either Dragzilla or Shaka X. Until recently.
Just last week rumors began floating around that Dragzilla may be close to returning to the TWD, that is if The Moderators will lift his suspension. Dragzilla has not been seen at any of the shows, but he did pirate his way in during TWD television time and broadcast a promo. It remains to see what exactly will happen when, and if, that bitch of a DIVA makes his, or her, way back to the TWD.
So what about that other half of Soul Sonic Force? Mr. "Black Power" himself, Shaka X, is currently turned entrepreneur and has himself a nice little business outside of wrestling and is showing no signs of needing or wanting to return to the ring.
We caught this commercial for Shaka X and his new business. Check it out.
Shaka X: Hey playa, playa! Would you like a boomin' system that cost more than your raggedy ass car?
Hey Colt Crawford! Would you like to pretend your a baller like Jay Z without actually having to kick paparazzi ass?
Then bring yo ass down to. . .
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ!
Shaka X: Get Down Soundz, specializing in sound systems, car alarms and remote starters.
Announcer: Special Disclaimer. Remote starters do not start broke ass cars that require special assistance to get mutha fuckin' started.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Come on down and see Miss Suk Suk. Why is she called Miss Suk Suk? Cause she suck the meat of your bone like a good woman should my nigga.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Hit the B-zock, that's block for all you white people, with your Mini Van rattlin' your cheap ass Auto Zone hubcap spinner rims so pathetically hard the the Hood Ratz will drool. . . like fools!
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Who's fly? You guy! But only if you. . . come by!
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Big pimpin' Shabree are you in need of some birth-day sex? Well it's not even near your punk ass birthday. SO come on down and get your ride straight fo sure just as soon as you cash yo Income Tax refund check that you only got for claiming them sorry ass kids of yours. We all know you only know who one of the Baby's Daddies truly is. *COUGH* TOMAS LUGER *COUGH*
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: The say oil and water don't mix. But you know they a damn lie! Cause every time you try to start that broke ass car of yours, you gots to mix in some oil and mutha fuckin' water.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: So Saber bring yo sorry white ass down to. . .
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Kingpin, I don't care what yo big black ass has gots to do! Sell some shit! Take some shit! But just remember you ain't shit unless you come on down to. . .
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
Shaka X: Bitch. . . . Fuck it I'm outta here.
Psycho Bunny: GET DOWN SOUNDZ
