Hmmmm

[Rastafari]

You know, I think Brent Kersh may have some real competition for putting me to sleep.



Ladies and Gentlemen, Kersh = Ambien........




Chris Freytag = Lunestra.



*yawns* next time I'll read when I NEED sleep

[Marcus T]

And reading yours is about as entertaining as an english teacher trying to teach me proper grammar.

[Rastafari]

yay, Marcus has sharp wit.....oh wait its not witty, and nope he's not sharp either.



By the way Marcus, maybe when you write quotes in your sigs, give credit where credit is due. The shit and Syphillis line is from Major Payne.

[Marcus T]

Ok if you want me to give credit here is credit. With out you TWD would have no losers to laugh at. how is that for credit.

[Patrick Martin]

Neat call YawnMon. Here's a statement . . . Freytag and Kersh against Pandora and Rastafari . . . nevermind. That match would be so lopsided, Chesbro would never book it.

[Eno Redrum]

Oct 4, 2009 2:07:37 GMT -5 Rastafari said:

yay, Marcus has sharp wit.....oh wait its not witty, and nope he's not sharp either.



By the way Marcus, maybe when you write quotes in your sigs, give credit where credit is due. The shit and Syphillis line is from Major Payne.

Actually the quote goes much farther back than that Nik, The creators of Major Payne were not the first people ever to use that quote. Just pointing out some facts is all. I mean if we are gonna get technical and start calling for people to give credit out for their sayings then let's really get to the bottom of it.

Also, why just call out Marcus when over half the roster has some sort of quote on their signature or under their avatar that came from someone else? Credit is not needed and the use of quotation marks signifies, to most people in the free world, that the person using those words/that saying is acknowledging the fact that the words are not his, but cam from someone else.

Maybe we should do this everywhere and just not in EFedding. Maybe when we walk down the street we should end everything we say, that could have been said by someone else with some sort of catch phrase that covers us in the off chance that someone might demands we give credit for the words that were spoken out of our mouth and may have been uttered by someone else in the whole entire planet throughout the entire course of time.

Maybe movies and songs should do it as well. The hearing and speech impaired could sign it so the word would know they too are following the "Laws Of Quotes." Yeah that is what we are gonna call it and Obama can create a Czar for it and he can make sure these laws are followed and figure out what the penalties for not following them are.

Other countries can adopt this program and it can spread across the world like wildfire and become the New World Order. . . . .

I could go on and on, but I am sure that I have said two words strung together somewhere in this rant that some else in the world or throughout time has said before me. So before the Quote Police come kick my door down and take me away to prison where I am forced to read Tombstone RPs for the next 10years for my crime of Word Theft, let me say the magical phrase that will get me off the hook.

Repeat after me boys and girls. You too Nik.

"I give credit to any limp dick mother fucker that is alive now or serving as worm dirt that may have uttered two or more words together in a sentence that I may have just spoken. Please oh Mighty Word God, have mercy on my sole and bless me for I have given praise to those that may have spoke before me."

And one other thing.

Fuck You and fuck all the negativity that goes across on these boards when they get stale. Never sure if it is for shock value or if we are truly taking shots at people. To call someone out in a RP is one thing. To single them out on the OOC Board and take shots at them is classless, even if for shock value. It is the reason things go to Hell in a hand basket in Efeds and the reason why Efedding has died off as much as it has.

[Chesbro]

If I thought Nik was actually trying to be an asshole here, I would have removed his post.

I just know the guy well enough to know that he's just poking fun at Kersh and prolly trying to make a friend out of Freytag by ribbing him a little bit.

You should know by now, I don't tolerate people acting like blatant jerks on my forum.

[Assassin]

Whatever the case, Rastafari was compelled to make a post after reading posts by myself and Kersh. So he's giving attention nonetheless. So thanks for the post.

Nah, I didn't think he was intending to be negative. Though you never know where those comments can go... There are those out there who are still pretty sensitive and play the game.

Personally I dig Kersh's style. All the trash talk and insults have their place, I'll give you that, but Kersh's style mimics what pro-wrestling is in reality. You'll never see people on the mic taking shots like some e-fed characters do, not in real life. They don't look to dish out the insults and "shoot style" to the extent some fedders do and just to simply bury another guy personally or in-character.

It's all about giving an opponent his due, letting him keep some heat, maybe even help build him up, yet state your own worth in comparison to build interest in a match. MAKE people want to see the showdown. And of course, make some money. I think it was Mick Foley who made the point (and likely a few others prior to him) that if you tear down your opponent and make the people believe he's nothing special, if you then defeat him, you haven't beat anybody special nor accomplished anything people should care about.

Of course this is just e-fedding so a lot of those elements are thrown out the window, but there's still something to be said for realism even in that seemingly minor area.

[Eno Redrum]

Then take my posts as falling into the trap of OOC Shock. Still, it does seem he enjoys to rag on Marcus. Sadly, if he knew Marcus in person, he would have more ammo to rag on him.

Nik, if you want I will send you or post the pics of Marcus on the Mechanical Bull at the damn country bar I drug him to one night.

That or you can ask him about being so drunk he fell asleep in my truck with a hamburger hanging from his mouth and then falling out of my truck in front of his parents.

or ask him about security at the movie theater demanding he stand up from his seat and then finding an old white man's wallet in Marcus' seat.

of course there was him drunk singing, "I'm Too Sexy" and trying to take his shirt off at a local bar on another night he thought he could drink with me.

These are things to rag Marcus on and those things get to him.

Sorry Marcus, just giving Nik some ral stuff to get at you about.

SIDE NOTE: Notice Nik I spelled your name correctly each and every time I mentioned you? An old man like me can learn a few things. LoL!

[Rastafari]

Lol yes my post was a little dig at Kersh and Freytag.....and no I don't hate their stuff I actually enjoy reading it.


I give Marcus shit because old habits die hard and I used to do it 10 years ago.


90% of the time I'm sarcastic and usually try to imitate Don Rickles. You HOCKEY PUCK!



Marcus is the only one who credits his quotes on his sig to himself.


As for all the stories about Marcus in real life......I so would LOVE to hang out with him and just have a laugh every time. Marcus could be the X Pac of the TWD....hell yah! (wonders if anyone would actually get that reference?)


Seriously I have no real problems with Marcus other than his spelling.....when I'm stoned and reading stuff from him, I feel like I smoked myself retarded.


One more thing, we are not HEARING IMPAIRED, we are Deaf or Hard of Hearing. I don't call hearing people "Deafness Impaired" just a heads up. It may be PC in the hearing world but the Deaf people really hate that term "hearing impaired"


thanks for spelling my name right, it only took you a year.

[Eno Redrum]

Actually I had the spelling of your name down right the very first time you corrected me. I just continued the joke to get at you. LoL!

[Rastafari]

no shit? Dude, I didn't even notice!


*insert sarcastic laughter here*