Post by Marcus T on Oct 11, 2009 3:22:54 GMT -5
[We open up to Marcus T sitting on a folding chair on the beaches of The Moon. That's right. The bastard is out of this world... SERIOUSLY! As he catches a tan off the lights of earth he smiles at the camera.]
BBMT: YOU DAMN RIGHT! I cut a promo just as often as you cut your wrist due to the fact that you where born a FAT BOY! It is time for your fat ass to get over the facts.
Fact: You are a lesbian born boy, and your girlfriend is a former chick turn man in order to be your tag partner.
Get over it
FACT!: The coin flip your mom and dad did in order to decide to keep a boy was a bad call. OOOPS
GET OVER IT
FACT: I... am.... currently.... wearing more gold around my waist than MR. T has ever purchased.. You have no title what so ever.
GET OVER IT!
Stand around your trailer eating your skinny diet of crackers and red wine and mouth off about how hot you are in the ring. Yup you are hot, between the legs, next time use protection. Do you really want to go down this route with the great Dr. Champion?
Do you really want to see how low the blows can go?
You are so low on the totem pole you are trying to decide if you should untuck your balls and stop clucking you chicken! I see you... I see your plan.
You are trying to get good ole Marcus T lubed up with your oochie hoochie coochie juice, so when I meet up with your man friend, Chris, I can slide right up in his ass and stroke him like a good Shabree should! That's what friend are for... right?
Do you think this World title ride is going to pull over to the side of the road to help the stranded chick on side of the road? HELL NO! I see a puddle of mud... SPLASH! Oh did I make a mess of your face, I am sorry, I didn't know you where so sensitive about getting splashed in the face, I figured you were already used to it.
So when ever the ride to the top comes your way get on it. Take the fast track to the top. I will be on top of the mountain. I might even make you feel at home by dressing up as a bald headed Britney Spears, I will then go to tongue kiss a pill into your mouth and I will let you into my medicine ball. Before you know it, I will drop kick and wear on your ass like the nine pain pills you hide in your man pouch.
A whore like you is giving wrestling a bad name. This is not a side show for whores like you. Why don't you go to Mexico and start your internet site and call it "The Donkey Show!" You are messing with the real man of steel. The same man who injured Christopher Reeves by booting him in the ass with kryptonite wrestling boots.
BBMT:
Not Chris Frey
Not a Donkey
Not a Nice guy who helps
So Shabree can't f@#$ him.
BBMT: YOU DAMN RIGHT! I cut a promo just as often as you cut your wrist due to the fact that you where born a FAT BOY! It is time for your fat ass to get over the facts.
Fact: You are a lesbian born boy, and your girlfriend is a former chick turn man in order to be your tag partner.
Get over it
FACT!: The coin flip your mom and dad did in order to decide to keep a boy was a bad call. OOOPS
GET OVER IT
FACT: I... am.... currently.... wearing more gold around my waist than MR. T has ever purchased.. You have no title what so ever.
GET OVER IT!
Stand around your trailer eating your skinny diet of crackers and red wine and mouth off about how hot you are in the ring. Yup you are hot, between the legs, next time use protection. Do you really want to go down this route with the great Dr. Champion?
Do you really want to see how low the blows can go?
You are so low on the totem pole you are trying to decide if you should untuck your balls and stop clucking you chicken! I see you... I see your plan.
You are trying to get good ole Marcus T lubed up with your oochie hoochie coochie juice, so when I meet up with your man friend, Chris, I can slide right up in his ass and stroke him like a good Shabree should! That's what friend are for... right?
Do you think this World title ride is going to pull over to the side of the road to help the stranded chick on side of the road? HELL NO! I see a puddle of mud... SPLASH! Oh did I make a mess of your face, I am sorry, I didn't know you where so sensitive about getting splashed in the face, I figured you were already used to it.
So when ever the ride to the top comes your way get on it. Take the fast track to the top. I will be on top of the mountain. I might even make you feel at home by dressing up as a bald headed Britney Spears, I will then go to tongue kiss a pill into your mouth and I will let you into my medicine ball. Before you know it, I will drop kick and wear on your ass like the nine pain pills you hide in your man pouch.
A whore like you is giving wrestling a bad name. This is not a side show for whores like you. Why don't you go to Mexico and start your internet site and call it "The Donkey Show!" You are messing with the real man of steel. The same man who injured Christopher Reeves by booting him in the ass with kryptonite wrestling boots.
BBMT:
Not Chris Frey
Not a Donkey
Not a Nice guy who helps
So Shabree can't f@#$ him.