Post by Rastafari on Dec 2, 2009 21:20:25 GMT -5
Bib Brady: Welcome, Scott Pandora has requested this interview and prepared a list of topics for us to discuss.
(Scene opens to Bib Brady sitting in a studio, next to him is an empty chair. We see the typical shaded lights in the background)
Bib Brady: So allow me to introduce to you at this time, EEWF and FWF Hall of Famer and one of the most hard working men in this business. Ladies and Gentlemen, Scott Pandora
(Scott appears from off camera wearing a 3 piece white suit, along with oversized "bug eye" white sunglasses and his glass bat. He lays the bat on the table in front of them and smiles a sadistic smile, he doesn't even bother to shake Bib Brady's outstretched hand and simply sits down. Brady pulls his hand away and just sits there)
Scott Pandora: Let me just make one thing clear, I didn't ask for you to give this interview but apparently Gary is too busy with his own life. Since you have no life, I guess I have to endure your pathetic presence for the time being.
Bib Brady: Well I....I
Scott Pandora: Get on with it man, you're wasting my precious time.
Bib Brady: Ok, well Scott, last Sunday at Devil's Dance, you basically broke a few rules of our business and basically gave away the ending to the Pay Per View.
Scott Pandora: First of all, I gave away nothing. Every idiot and their mother could see that Jamie Krenshaw was going to win the World title. He is now 35-0 and that's the way the TWD wants to keep it. The Moderators love that Jamie brings in the ratings, they love that everyone is trying to take him down because he's undefeated, they love that he speaks with an Aussie accent and says things like "bloke" and "mate" and calls women "shelias" and all that. Quite simply put, The Moderators are hanging on to Jamie's jockstrap and he's eating up every single minute of it. Don't get me wrong, Krenshaw is worthy of the title and he won in convincing fashion, so I have no beef with him.
Bib Brady: Right, congratulations are in order for Krenshaw. Now Scott, one can argue that since you joined up with Kingpin some 6 months ago, you've basically been out of the picture for just about anything. Other wrestlers have complained about your refusing to work with them, they say you've gone too far in some instances....
Scott Pandora: Gone too far? I did one thing to help my son out and the fans turn on me. Saber went on a little tirade about how I work for a major promotion and I should be making millions of dollars, wrong! You see Saber, when I joined the TWD, it was still in its "boonie's" stage, not many people had heard of it and at the time Brent Kersh could only offer me a fraction of what you might be making right now. I came here when TWD was struggling to put asses in the seats, I came here when TWD was wrestling out of high school gyms and local convention centers. My contract has yet to be renewed. Funny, my arrival came around the same time TWD was actually starting to break out of that "local" Texas sweatshop funk and become a bigger promotion. It was evident that my arrival had turned TWD from small time to a bigger regional promotion.
Bib Brady: While you...
Scott Pandora: Did I say I was finished? I came in, I saw that the TWD needed some excitement and then I brainstormed with Brent Kersh and Patrick Martin. We all agreed that the way to generate excitement was to have this long drawn out "who is he" type of angle where I leave roses and clues. It was the prefect place to do it because I had been away from the business for several years, and most wrestling fans of today probably do not even remember the glory days of Scott Pandora. Long story short, I made TWD what it is today, there is NO denying that.
(there's a pause as Bib Brady waits to see if Pandora is done)
Scott Pandora: Well ask your questions!
Bib Brady: Sorry I wasn't sure you were done. All that being said, what do you think has changed in the last 6 months?
Scott Pandora: What changed? Brent Kersh lost control over Patrick Martin and in essence, lost control over TWD. The Moderators and their mysterious employer came in and so far they've done a bang up job with TWD, except for one fact, they're overlooking the guy who brought TWD into the limelight. You see, for the last 6 months I've basically been Kingpin's bodyguard. Sure they've thrown me in matches, but usually its filler matches or "we need a match to wow them" matches. So naturally being the star I am, I figured I should have been fighting in the main event every event. The Moderators refused to take advantage of the talent they had here, and seeked elsewhere. Thus bringing in the likes of Freytag Effect, who basically fizzled out once we realized they were not as great as they thought they were. They brought in Krenshaw and even my own brother Daniel to become the guys to work the limelight. Scott Pandora, the guy who worked his ass off to make TWD a bigger and better promotion, he gets left behind once again.
Bib Brady: Why didn't you go to the Moderators and talk about it with them?
(Pandora looks at Bib and shakes his head)
Scott Pandora: Listen Bib, if they're not going to take notice of my hard work and see that I actually did them a lot of favors by getting rid of a lot of talent that just couldn't hack it, then why should I beg and whine and cry to them? That's what they like, The Moderators love to see big, famous, accredited superstars, begging for a World Title shot. How they forget, or maybe didn't forget, that I won a match to become the number one contender to the Enforcer Title. Have they even tried to set up a match for me? NO. Have they even bothered to think of something for the Enforcer title? NO. They should just hand it over to me. Basically they said "Hey, Pandora is the number one contender but Eno was the champion and he left, therefore we don't need to worry about Scott and his "title shot" because there is no champion. So let me get this straight, because Eno Redrum decided that he couldn't handle NOT being World Champ, you know he's STILL a champion, he just up and leaves TWD and goes off to drink. He didn't bother to look for his daughter who apparently is still alive, he didn't bother to tell TWD "Sorry I can't be champion I need to go away." he just up and left. He comes back and lo and behold a few weeks later he's in the title match. In the span that Eno Redrum has been gone, I've eliminated the likes of Pete Darkness and others, I worked every match I was in, and I earned a shot at the Enforcer title. So why was I left out of the last two TWD big super cards? SuperCard 2 I had no match, I had to come in and attack someone to get attention, same thing for Devil's Dance. Well guess what Moderators, the time for attacking the lesser talent is over, I am now setting my sights on bigger fish. Starting with Saber.
Bib Brady: Speaking of Saber, you have to admit that his attack on you was quite clever...
Scott Pandora: Clever? Clever? I did the same exact thing to Raven Talon in Imperial Wrestling, don't tell me that was clever. Sure he got the best of me and surprised me, he even gave me this...
(Pandora leans forward and we see several bandages on his forehead)
Scott Pandora: But you know what it did to me? It didn't make me fear him, it didn't make me even respect him, it just made me MAD. Mad at myself for allowing such a lowly piece of trash attack me that way, mad at myself for not jumping back up and snapping his neck in two, mad at myself for allowing him to get the better of me. Well its not going to happen again, Saber, you got me once, good job. Of course now you need to watch your back. Your little alliance with Eno and Blacksmith will not help you. They will never, EVER, be able to protect you from Scott Pandora!
Bib Brady: You spoke of your brother Daniel, fans want to know why you are scared of him.
(Pandora takes off his glasses and has a very serious scowl on his face)
Scott Pandora: Let me get one thing straight, I am NOT afraid of my brother. My brother came in and started a war with Kingpin, or rather Kingpin started a war with him. I was paid to protect Kingpin, but to be honest, I really did not want to get in the middle of this "blood" feud with them, so I developed this "fear" of my brother, it worked wonders. Ray thought I really was scared of my brother and couldn't protect him, Krunch likewise felt he was untouchable because his big brother now cowers in fear. Well let me tell you something, I fear no one, not even my brother. Funny Danny, you never looked into my eyes when I was acting scared, if you did, you would have known in a heartbeat that I was doing just that, ACTING! My brother comes in, works his magic and lo and behold he has a title, do you see whats wrong with this picture?
Bib Brady: Well I...
Scott Pandora: I'll tell you whats wrong with this picture. The Jamie Krenshaws, Colt Crawfords, Sabers, Dan Pandoras...they came here when this place was already flourishing, they came here when I, Scott Panodra, had worked my ass off to bring TWD into the spotlight. I was here when we had ring crew pulling back barn doors for wrestler's entrances, I was here when the place could barely afford to pay the talent. They just waltzed in after all my hard work and took what should have been mine. I should have been in the World Title match, hell I should be holding the Enforcer Title right now. Technically that title IS mine, after all I brought it in.
(Pandora's phone rings, he looks at it and smiles)
Scott Pandora: If you'll excuse me, we can finish this interview later. I have to take this phone call.
(Before Bib can even respond, Pandora gets up and walks off camera.)
Bib Brady: Well I guess we can stop rolling for now and then return later. Save it.
(scene fades to black)
20 minutes later
(Scene shows Scott Pandora walking towards his locker at TWD Studios, the same place he was filming his interview with Bib Brady, he just put his phone away and turns to the camera)
Scott Pandora: It really annoys me how the people running this company feel its prudent to put me in these lame matches. Chris Staggs really? REALLY? Lets see, the guy is obsessed with Scooby Doo, I could just show up in a Scooby costume and he wouldn't even lay a hand on me. He believes Hulk Hands give him super powers, he just isn't all there in the head. Yet the powers that be determined that he is worthy competition for me. Well I'm not going to apologize for what I do to Chris Staggs. Apparently my path of destruction has failed to open the eyes of the moderators, so I guess I will just have to destroy Staggs in a legitimate match. I should be the first challenger to Jamie Krenshaw's title, I should be wrestling in the main event, I should be THE name that everyone talks about night in and night out. You can question my recent history, or you can open your eyes and realize that for 12 years I have dominated everyone in this business. It doesn't matter where I won titles, it doesn't matter who I've defeated in the past, all that matters is my name is Scott Pandora and if you cross me I'll make you bleed! Chris Staggs, you're in a no win situation. Your buddy Naggs decided to sign you up for TWD thinking you'd be wrestling guys like Wizard of Ahhh-shut-up, or maybe Al Kayda over and over, I'm sure he had no idea that you'd soon face the 6'11 sadistic hardcore legend. I've ended so many careers, Randy Orton should be in awe of me. Why should I stop now? I can simply put you out of your happy in the head misery and send you to the retirement home along with the others. So Staggs, nothing personal, you're just in the wrong match at the wrong time, when your neck snaps and your mind turns dark, remember one thing.....
(Pandora takes his sunglasses off)
Scott Pandora: Scott Pandora is the best in the TWD. PERIOD.
(Pandora shoves the camera out of his face and heads back towards the studio.)
(Scene opens to Bib Brady sitting in a studio, next to him is an empty chair. We see the typical shaded lights in the background)
Bib Brady: So allow me to introduce to you at this time, EEWF and FWF Hall of Famer and one of the most hard working men in this business. Ladies and Gentlemen, Scott Pandora
(Scott appears from off camera wearing a 3 piece white suit, along with oversized "bug eye" white sunglasses and his glass bat. He lays the bat on the table in front of them and smiles a sadistic smile, he doesn't even bother to shake Bib Brady's outstretched hand and simply sits down. Brady pulls his hand away and just sits there)
Scott Pandora: Let me just make one thing clear, I didn't ask for you to give this interview but apparently Gary is too busy with his own life. Since you have no life, I guess I have to endure your pathetic presence for the time being.
Bib Brady: Well I....I
Scott Pandora: Get on with it man, you're wasting my precious time.
Bib Brady: Ok, well Scott, last Sunday at Devil's Dance, you basically broke a few rules of our business and basically gave away the ending to the Pay Per View.
Scott Pandora: First of all, I gave away nothing. Every idiot and their mother could see that Jamie Krenshaw was going to win the World title. He is now 35-0 and that's the way the TWD wants to keep it. The Moderators love that Jamie brings in the ratings, they love that everyone is trying to take him down because he's undefeated, they love that he speaks with an Aussie accent and says things like "bloke" and "mate" and calls women "shelias" and all that. Quite simply put, The Moderators are hanging on to Jamie's jockstrap and he's eating up every single minute of it. Don't get me wrong, Krenshaw is worthy of the title and he won in convincing fashion, so I have no beef with him.
Bib Brady: Right, congratulations are in order for Krenshaw. Now Scott, one can argue that since you joined up with Kingpin some 6 months ago, you've basically been out of the picture for just about anything. Other wrestlers have complained about your refusing to work with them, they say you've gone too far in some instances....
Scott Pandora: Gone too far? I did one thing to help my son out and the fans turn on me. Saber went on a little tirade about how I work for a major promotion and I should be making millions of dollars, wrong! You see Saber, when I joined the TWD, it was still in its "boonie's" stage, not many people had heard of it and at the time Brent Kersh could only offer me a fraction of what you might be making right now. I came here when TWD was struggling to put asses in the seats, I came here when TWD was wrestling out of high school gyms and local convention centers. My contract has yet to be renewed. Funny, my arrival came around the same time TWD was actually starting to break out of that "local" Texas sweatshop funk and become a bigger promotion. It was evident that my arrival had turned TWD from small time to a bigger regional promotion.
Bib Brady: While you...
Scott Pandora: Did I say I was finished? I came in, I saw that the TWD needed some excitement and then I brainstormed with Brent Kersh and Patrick Martin. We all agreed that the way to generate excitement was to have this long drawn out "who is he" type of angle where I leave roses and clues. It was the prefect place to do it because I had been away from the business for several years, and most wrestling fans of today probably do not even remember the glory days of Scott Pandora. Long story short, I made TWD what it is today, there is NO denying that.
(there's a pause as Bib Brady waits to see if Pandora is done)
Scott Pandora: Well ask your questions!
Bib Brady: Sorry I wasn't sure you were done. All that being said, what do you think has changed in the last 6 months?
Scott Pandora: What changed? Brent Kersh lost control over Patrick Martin and in essence, lost control over TWD. The Moderators and their mysterious employer came in and so far they've done a bang up job with TWD, except for one fact, they're overlooking the guy who brought TWD into the limelight. You see, for the last 6 months I've basically been Kingpin's bodyguard. Sure they've thrown me in matches, but usually its filler matches or "we need a match to wow them" matches. So naturally being the star I am, I figured I should have been fighting in the main event every event. The Moderators refused to take advantage of the talent they had here, and seeked elsewhere. Thus bringing in the likes of Freytag Effect, who basically fizzled out once we realized they were not as great as they thought they were. They brought in Krenshaw and even my own brother Daniel to become the guys to work the limelight. Scott Pandora, the guy who worked his ass off to make TWD a bigger and better promotion, he gets left behind once again.
Bib Brady: Why didn't you go to the Moderators and talk about it with them?
(Pandora looks at Bib and shakes his head)
Scott Pandora: Listen Bib, if they're not going to take notice of my hard work and see that I actually did them a lot of favors by getting rid of a lot of talent that just couldn't hack it, then why should I beg and whine and cry to them? That's what they like, The Moderators love to see big, famous, accredited superstars, begging for a World Title shot. How they forget, or maybe didn't forget, that I won a match to become the number one contender to the Enforcer Title. Have they even tried to set up a match for me? NO. Have they even bothered to think of something for the Enforcer title? NO. They should just hand it over to me. Basically they said "Hey, Pandora is the number one contender but Eno was the champion and he left, therefore we don't need to worry about Scott and his "title shot" because there is no champion. So let me get this straight, because Eno Redrum decided that he couldn't handle NOT being World Champ, you know he's STILL a champion, he just up and leaves TWD and goes off to drink. He didn't bother to look for his daughter who apparently is still alive, he didn't bother to tell TWD "Sorry I can't be champion I need to go away." he just up and left. He comes back and lo and behold a few weeks later he's in the title match. In the span that Eno Redrum has been gone, I've eliminated the likes of Pete Darkness and others, I worked every match I was in, and I earned a shot at the Enforcer title. So why was I left out of the last two TWD big super cards? SuperCard 2 I had no match, I had to come in and attack someone to get attention, same thing for Devil's Dance. Well guess what Moderators, the time for attacking the lesser talent is over, I am now setting my sights on bigger fish. Starting with Saber.
Bib Brady: Speaking of Saber, you have to admit that his attack on you was quite clever...
Scott Pandora: Clever? Clever? I did the same exact thing to Raven Talon in Imperial Wrestling, don't tell me that was clever. Sure he got the best of me and surprised me, he even gave me this...
(Pandora leans forward and we see several bandages on his forehead)
Scott Pandora: But you know what it did to me? It didn't make me fear him, it didn't make me even respect him, it just made me MAD. Mad at myself for allowing such a lowly piece of trash attack me that way, mad at myself for not jumping back up and snapping his neck in two, mad at myself for allowing him to get the better of me. Well its not going to happen again, Saber, you got me once, good job. Of course now you need to watch your back. Your little alliance with Eno and Blacksmith will not help you. They will never, EVER, be able to protect you from Scott Pandora!
Bib Brady: You spoke of your brother Daniel, fans want to know why you are scared of him.
(Pandora takes off his glasses and has a very serious scowl on his face)
Scott Pandora: Let me get one thing straight, I am NOT afraid of my brother. My brother came in and started a war with Kingpin, or rather Kingpin started a war with him. I was paid to protect Kingpin, but to be honest, I really did not want to get in the middle of this "blood" feud with them, so I developed this "fear" of my brother, it worked wonders. Ray thought I really was scared of my brother and couldn't protect him, Krunch likewise felt he was untouchable because his big brother now cowers in fear. Well let me tell you something, I fear no one, not even my brother. Funny Danny, you never looked into my eyes when I was acting scared, if you did, you would have known in a heartbeat that I was doing just that, ACTING! My brother comes in, works his magic and lo and behold he has a title, do you see whats wrong with this picture?
Bib Brady: Well I...
Scott Pandora: I'll tell you whats wrong with this picture. The Jamie Krenshaws, Colt Crawfords, Sabers, Dan Pandoras...they came here when this place was already flourishing, they came here when I, Scott Panodra, had worked my ass off to bring TWD into the spotlight. I was here when we had ring crew pulling back barn doors for wrestler's entrances, I was here when the place could barely afford to pay the talent. They just waltzed in after all my hard work and took what should have been mine. I should have been in the World Title match, hell I should be holding the Enforcer Title right now. Technically that title IS mine, after all I brought it in.
(Pandora's phone rings, he looks at it and smiles)
Scott Pandora: If you'll excuse me, we can finish this interview later. I have to take this phone call.
(Before Bib can even respond, Pandora gets up and walks off camera.)
Bib Brady: Well I guess we can stop rolling for now and then return later. Save it.
(scene fades to black)
20 minutes later
(Scene shows Scott Pandora walking towards his locker at TWD Studios, the same place he was filming his interview with Bib Brady, he just put his phone away and turns to the camera)
Scott Pandora: It really annoys me how the people running this company feel its prudent to put me in these lame matches. Chris Staggs really? REALLY? Lets see, the guy is obsessed with Scooby Doo, I could just show up in a Scooby costume and he wouldn't even lay a hand on me. He believes Hulk Hands give him super powers, he just isn't all there in the head. Yet the powers that be determined that he is worthy competition for me. Well I'm not going to apologize for what I do to Chris Staggs. Apparently my path of destruction has failed to open the eyes of the moderators, so I guess I will just have to destroy Staggs in a legitimate match. I should be the first challenger to Jamie Krenshaw's title, I should be wrestling in the main event, I should be THE name that everyone talks about night in and night out. You can question my recent history, or you can open your eyes and realize that for 12 years I have dominated everyone in this business. It doesn't matter where I won titles, it doesn't matter who I've defeated in the past, all that matters is my name is Scott Pandora and if you cross me I'll make you bleed! Chris Staggs, you're in a no win situation. Your buddy Naggs decided to sign you up for TWD thinking you'd be wrestling guys like Wizard of Ahhh-shut-up, or maybe Al Kayda over and over, I'm sure he had no idea that you'd soon face the 6'11 sadistic hardcore legend. I've ended so many careers, Randy Orton should be in awe of me. Why should I stop now? I can simply put you out of your happy in the head misery and send you to the retirement home along with the others. So Staggs, nothing personal, you're just in the wrong match at the wrong time, when your neck snaps and your mind turns dark, remember one thing.....
(Pandora takes his sunglasses off)
Scott Pandora: Scott Pandora is the best in the TWD. PERIOD.
(Pandora shoves the camera out of his face and heads back towards the studio.)