Post by Rastafari on Dec 12, 2009 10:26:44 GMT -5
(scene opens to Gary Yahtz sitting in the chair that Bib Brady sat in the last time we saw our interview with the Legend. Scott Pandora sits in a more comfortable chair, suit and tie, sunglasses and a big smile on his face. He is unaware the cameras have started rolling.)
Scott Pandora: I'm glad they took Bib away, he was getting on my nerves. I trust you understand the reason I'm doing this right?
Gary Yahtz: You bet, welcome back to the Interview with the LEGEND, my guest you all know as Scott Pandora, the Supreme Standard, the Epitome of Extreme, the Epitome of...
Scott Pandora: Ok they get it, Epitome of Everything. I like you Gary but don't kiss my ass.
(With that, Gary becomes serious.)
Gary Yahtz: Lets begin. It seems lately no matter what you do, you seem to get less and less respect as each week passes. Why do you think no one is paying attention?
Scott Pandora: Well the answer is obvious isn't it? They don't want me to be in the spotlight because they don't want me to become successful. They want Jamie Krenshaw as their champion simply because he is the better draw. I respect Krenshaw, I can see where he is coming from and I have nothing against the man. I actually believe he deserves the title, even though it was basically handed to him.
Gary Yahtz: Not only does the front office not respect you, the fans have turned on you and even most of the locker room has shunned you.
Scott Pandora: You would think that they'd be thanking me. Take Saber for example. He basically asked me what the hell I've done for TWD since I arrived. Well Saber, I explained plenty in my last interview, but since you're either deaf or stupid, I'll explain it in a way you can understand. Without ME, you would not have a job here. Think about it, a year ago this place was overrun with trash from broken federations and quite simply, it was holding TWD down. I simply started eliminating roster members who were underperforming or even refusing to perform. I wasn't asked to do it, I simply made it my mission to do so. Fast forward to now. You have a job, you should be thanking me for clearing up roster and salary space for your ungrateful ass to come in and pretend you are some type of legend.
Gary Yahtz: The list of wrestlers you eliminated seems to grow each week, with each name cleared from the roster, newer talent arrives. What can you say about the newcomers Rocky Rhoades and Al Kayda?
Scott Pandora: I can say they've got to prove themselves. Al Kayda has not impressed me one bit. He showed up, hung out with the President, put on a big show...nice entrance, but what happened? He actually wrestled a match against me and he lost. I find it amusing he continues to walk around here like he's the head honcho when its obvious I can snap his neck any time I want. So Al, until you prove yourself, quit pretending.
Gary Yahtz: How about Rocky...
Scott Pandora: Rocky who?
Gary Yahtz: Rhoades
Scott Pandora: Roadie? How old is that dude, does he still have those idiotic dread locks?
Gary Yahtz: No Rocky Rhoades, a new wrestler who signed with TWD.
Scott Pandora: TWD is on a rocky road?
Gary Yahtz: He's a wre...
Scott Pandora: Gary, lighten up I'm having fun with you. Rocky is a name that very few wrestlers can pull off. We all know that one Rocky ruined it for the rest of them, they now have to live up to his standards. That being said, who the hell is Rocky Rhoades anyway? Moving on...
Gary Yahtz: Back to the topic of you being successful. Why do you think the guy in charge is not letting you challenge for any titles?
Scott Pandora: I'm not saying they're not letting me challenge, I'm just sayng they're overlooking perhaps their biggest and baddest talent. I've done nothing but break heads and end careers since I've been in TWD. Its almost like they would rather keep me down and pissed off so they can sic me on another no talent loser and get rid of him for them. Well perhaps my strategy was wrong, perhaps maybe, just maybe I should be going after the big guys.
Gary Yahtz: What really irks you?
Scott Pandora: I've sat back and watched the likes of Colt and Saber come in and act like they're God's gift to wrestling and both of them have been wrestlers for a total of maybe 7..8 months. I've been in this business 11 freaking years and I've ended more careers before they even started than these two pissants have had matches in their career. If Saber had just moved like a good subordanite would, then he would have never felt my wrath. But no, the guy who's been purposley saying the wrong names to Aimee ever since he arrived in this company, demands ME to apologize for a simple telling of the truth? Fact, Aimee has silicone enhanced breasts....Fact, she is an airhead. There was nothing I said that was not the truth. Saber thinks he's a better man than I am because he decided, like my brother said, of all things to "defend" this woman's honor when he's insulted her for months? I don't think so punk. You don't walk into my world and demand a damn thing from me you understand? I'm through with giving warnings, you step in my face again and we will have problems.
Gary Yahtz: Are you challening Saber to a match?
Scott Pandora: What? Challenge him to a match? The Moderators will never go for it. As much as they may not like Saber, they do know he's a cash cow. Dumb rookies who think they're hot studs always are. Sending me after him right now would be the worst thing they could think of in their minds. Scott Pandora against Saber? No way, it wouldn't be fair, we can't lose our "cash cow."
Gary Yahtz: You're saying you'd be the winner of that match?
Scott Pandora: C'mon Gary, you've watched me for the last year, you know exactly what I am capable of. Imagine all the guys I've eliminated from the TWD barley even pissed me off, picture the last time they were in the TWD, picture me destroying them. Now imagine what I would do to the guy who actually PISSED me off?
Gary Yahtz: Oh that would be very brutal, I can see your point.
Scott Pandora: Exactly, they'd rather I wrestle the likes of Chris Staggs or Al Kayda or Drake jackass, whoever. They dont want me near the main event because they know I could simply hurt everyone.
Gary Yahtz: You know, this is making a lot of sense to me, you do have some valid points. I guess we could say that Saber may want to keep his distance from you.
Scott Pandora: You see, I've got a short fuse, and the minute Saber gets in my face or puts his hands on me again, he will regret the day he ever met me. The punk should thank me that he has a job.
(Pandora's cell phone rings, he looks to see who it is, and stands up.)
Scott Pandora: You will excuse me now, in fact the interview is over. Thanks for coming Gary.
Gary Yahtz: Thank you for having me, this was an interview with the Legend, Scott Pandora.
(They shake hands and Pandora walks off, a camera follows him into the hallway where he answers his phone)
Scott Pandora: Scott here....really? Well did my order go through? He said what? Then perhaps I will pay him a visit.
(Pandora hangs up the phone and walks towards the doors, he looks back and sees the camera.)
Scott Pandora: Its sad how you can't see how stupid you are Chris Staggs. I actually feel bad for the pain I'm going to put you through at Showdown. Listen up stupid, this is not a funny business. In this business you work your ass off to get to the top, in this business the men who work hardest, almost never get to see the fruits of their labor, Why? Because some funny ha ha simple minded idiot comes along and the fans go gaga for him. The powers that be decide, lets milk this guy for all we can because the fans love it, fans equals money. I'm on a mission to show The Moderators and whoever their employer is, that I will not be ignored anymore. I'm not going to take it easy on you Staggs just because you have the mental capacity of a child. In that ring, you are mine until I snap your neck, or they count you down 1..2..3. While I found your stupidity to be a little entertaining, I want you to understand one thing Staggs. Big scary man not mad at you, its not your fault he going to destroy you. .
Scott Pandora: I watched your little promos, I have to admit, they did make me laugh. Perhaps if you don't want to listen to Naggs, you'll listen to me. First of all, I AM NOT YOUR PARTNER! I am going to destroy you in the ring. There will be nothing fake about it Chris, I will hurt you, I will probably snap your neck, maybe more than once. I'm not here to fight super villians in your little land of make believe. I will not be running to a secret hiding place to hang out with you. The truth is Staggs, I will not be nice to you. I don't care if its wrong, I don't care if people are going to get upset that I destroyed a mentally handicapped man. I'm not here to be your buddy, The Moderators put me in a match with you and they're going to realize they shouldn't have done it. Instead of being your butler, Naggs may be your wheelchair driver. Oh yes, I will be making an example out of you and quite honestly, I'm going to enjoy it.
(Pandora smiles an evil smile and pulls his sunglasses down)
Scott Pandora: This will not be AWESOME for you Staggs, you have been warned.
(Pandora then puts his sunglasses back up and walks out the door, the glare of the sudden sunlight floods the camera then fades)
Scott Pandora: I'm glad they took Bib away, he was getting on my nerves. I trust you understand the reason I'm doing this right?
Gary Yahtz: You bet, welcome back to the Interview with the LEGEND, my guest you all know as Scott Pandora, the Supreme Standard, the Epitome of Extreme, the Epitome of...
Scott Pandora: Ok they get it, Epitome of Everything. I like you Gary but don't kiss my ass.
(With that, Gary becomes serious.)
Gary Yahtz: Lets begin. It seems lately no matter what you do, you seem to get less and less respect as each week passes. Why do you think no one is paying attention?
Scott Pandora: Well the answer is obvious isn't it? They don't want me to be in the spotlight because they don't want me to become successful. They want Jamie Krenshaw as their champion simply because he is the better draw. I respect Krenshaw, I can see where he is coming from and I have nothing against the man. I actually believe he deserves the title, even though it was basically handed to him.
Gary Yahtz: Not only does the front office not respect you, the fans have turned on you and even most of the locker room has shunned you.
Scott Pandora: You would think that they'd be thanking me. Take Saber for example. He basically asked me what the hell I've done for TWD since I arrived. Well Saber, I explained plenty in my last interview, but since you're either deaf or stupid, I'll explain it in a way you can understand. Without ME, you would not have a job here. Think about it, a year ago this place was overrun with trash from broken federations and quite simply, it was holding TWD down. I simply started eliminating roster members who were underperforming or even refusing to perform. I wasn't asked to do it, I simply made it my mission to do so. Fast forward to now. You have a job, you should be thanking me for clearing up roster and salary space for your ungrateful ass to come in and pretend you are some type of legend.
Gary Yahtz: The list of wrestlers you eliminated seems to grow each week, with each name cleared from the roster, newer talent arrives. What can you say about the newcomers Rocky Rhoades and Al Kayda?
Scott Pandora: I can say they've got to prove themselves. Al Kayda has not impressed me one bit. He showed up, hung out with the President, put on a big show...nice entrance, but what happened? He actually wrestled a match against me and he lost. I find it amusing he continues to walk around here like he's the head honcho when its obvious I can snap his neck any time I want. So Al, until you prove yourself, quit pretending.
Gary Yahtz: How about Rocky...
Scott Pandora: Rocky who?
Gary Yahtz: Rhoades
Scott Pandora: Roadie? How old is that dude, does he still have those idiotic dread locks?
Gary Yahtz: No Rocky Rhoades, a new wrestler who signed with TWD.
Scott Pandora: TWD is on a rocky road?
Gary Yahtz: He's a wre...
Scott Pandora: Gary, lighten up I'm having fun with you. Rocky is a name that very few wrestlers can pull off. We all know that one Rocky ruined it for the rest of them, they now have to live up to his standards. That being said, who the hell is Rocky Rhoades anyway? Moving on...
Gary Yahtz: Back to the topic of you being successful. Why do you think the guy in charge is not letting you challenge for any titles?
Scott Pandora: I'm not saying they're not letting me challenge, I'm just sayng they're overlooking perhaps their biggest and baddest talent. I've done nothing but break heads and end careers since I've been in TWD. Its almost like they would rather keep me down and pissed off so they can sic me on another no talent loser and get rid of him for them. Well perhaps my strategy was wrong, perhaps maybe, just maybe I should be going after the big guys.
Gary Yahtz: What really irks you?
Scott Pandora: I've sat back and watched the likes of Colt and Saber come in and act like they're God's gift to wrestling and both of them have been wrestlers for a total of maybe 7..8 months. I've been in this business 11 freaking years and I've ended more careers before they even started than these two pissants have had matches in their career. If Saber had just moved like a good subordanite would, then he would have never felt my wrath. But no, the guy who's been purposley saying the wrong names to Aimee ever since he arrived in this company, demands ME to apologize for a simple telling of the truth? Fact, Aimee has silicone enhanced breasts....Fact, she is an airhead. There was nothing I said that was not the truth. Saber thinks he's a better man than I am because he decided, like my brother said, of all things to "defend" this woman's honor when he's insulted her for months? I don't think so punk. You don't walk into my world and demand a damn thing from me you understand? I'm through with giving warnings, you step in my face again and we will have problems.
Gary Yahtz: Are you challening Saber to a match?
Scott Pandora: What? Challenge him to a match? The Moderators will never go for it. As much as they may not like Saber, they do know he's a cash cow. Dumb rookies who think they're hot studs always are. Sending me after him right now would be the worst thing they could think of in their minds. Scott Pandora against Saber? No way, it wouldn't be fair, we can't lose our "cash cow."
Gary Yahtz: You're saying you'd be the winner of that match?
Scott Pandora: C'mon Gary, you've watched me for the last year, you know exactly what I am capable of. Imagine all the guys I've eliminated from the TWD barley even pissed me off, picture the last time they were in the TWD, picture me destroying them. Now imagine what I would do to the guy who actually PISSED me off?
Gary Yahtz: Oh that would be very brutal, I can see your point.
Scott Pandora: Exactly, they'd rather I wrestle the likes of Chris Staggs or Al Kayda or Drake jackass, whoever. They dont want me near the main event because they know I could simply hurt everyone.
Gary Yahtz: You know, this is making a lot of sense to me, you do have some valid points. I guess we could say that Saber may want to keep his distance from you.
Scott Pandora: You see, I've got a short fuse, and the minute Saber gets in my face or puts his hands on me again, he will regret the day he ever met me. The punk should thank me that he has a job.
(Pandora's cell phone rings, he looks to see who it is, and stands up.)
Scott Pandora: You will excuse me now, in fact the interview is over. Thanks for coming Gary.
Gary Yahtz: Thank you for having me, this was an interview with the Legend, Scott Pandora.
(They shake hands and Pandora walks off, a camera follows him into the hallway where he answers his phone)
Scott Pandora: Scott here....really? Well did my order go through? He said what? Then perhaps I will pay him a visit.
(Pandora hangs up the phone and walks towards the doors, he looks back and sees the camera.)
Scott Pandora: Its sad how you can't see how stupid you are Chris Staggs. I actually feel bad for the pain I'm going to put you through at Showdown. Listen up stupid, this is not a funny business. In this business you work your ass off to get to the top, in this business the men who work hardest, almost never get to see the fruits of their labor, Why? Because some funny ha ha simple minded idiot comes along and the fans go gaga for him. The powers that be decide, lets milk this guy for all we can because the fans love it, fans equals money. I'm on a mission to show The Moderators and whoever their employer is, that I will not be ignored anymore. I'm not going to take it easy on you Staggs just because you have the mental capacity of a child. In that ring, you are mine until I snap your neck, or they count you down 1..2..3. While I found your stupidity to be a little entertaining, I want you to understand one thing Staggs. Big scary man not mad at you, its not your fault he going to destroy you. .
Scott Pandora: I watched your little promos, I have to admit, they did make me laugh. Perhaps if you don't want to listen to Naggs, you'll listen to me. First of all, I AM NOT YOUR PARTNER! I am going to destroy you in the ring. There will be nothing fake about it Chris, I will hurt you, I will probably snap your neck, maybe more than once. I'm not here to fight super villians in your little land of make believe. I will not be running to a secret hiding place to hang out with you. The truth is Staggs, I will not be nice to you. I don't care if its wrong, I don't care if people are going to get upset that I destroyed a mentally handicapped man. I'm not here to be your buddy, The Moderators put me in a match with you and they're going to realize they shouldn't have done it. Instead of being your butler, Naggs may be your wheelchair driver. Oh yes, I will be making an example out of you and quite honestly, I'm going to enjoy it.
(Pandora smiles an evil smile and pulls his sunglasses down)
Scott Pandora: This will not be AWESOME for you Staggs, you have been warned.
(Pandora then puts his sunglasses back up and walks out the door, the glare of the sudden sunlight floods the camera then fades)