Post by Rocky Rhoades on Jan 3, 2010 10:32:38 GMT -5
(Scene opens to a hotel room littered with bottles, trash and various articles of clothing. Muffled moans can be heard coming from the other side of a partial wall. The moans get louder and become screams of pleasure, until finally a woman can be heard climaxing and then a grunt from a man finishes the sounds before silence engulfs the scene.
Rocky Rhoades appears from behind the partial wall with a bed sheet wrapped around his waist.)
Rocky: Dude you're early. I told you to be here around 9 in the morning and it's only 6. What are you dyslexic?
Don't worry about it bro, it's all good. Just let me jump in the shower, get cleaned up and fix my rockin' hair and we can do this interview.
Cool?
(The camera man nods in agreement and Rocky steps off to the bathroom. As the shower turns on, the camera man peeks behind the partial wall to find two lovely blondes in their early 20s laying in the bed. The camera pans up and down their tone bodies when one finally wakes up and acts shocked to find the camera man scoping them out. With a wicked grin she speaks.)
Woman #1: Do you like what you see?
(The camera man nods in agreement.)
Woman #1: Would you like to see more?
(The camera man nods eagerly.)
Woman #1: Then learn to work it like Rocky and make a name for yourself and maybe you can have a groupie like me. Until then, this is the best you will do.
(The camera man goes back to the other side of the partial wall and sits silently for what seems like an hour before Rocky finally emerges from the bathroom.
With his hair flowling like some model on the cover of a cheap dime store romance novel, Rocky is sporting a pair of acid washed jeans, snake-skin cowboy boots and a White Snake T-shirt. And let us not forget the million dollar toothy grim of his. He motions to the camera man that he will only be just a moment and steps behind the partial wall to speak with the two women still aying in the bed.)
Rocky: Ladies, Rocky has to cut a promo, do an interview or something for the TWD, so you two can either go jump in the bath or go grab some breakfast and afterward we can pick this party up where we left it. Sound good ladies?
(The women giggle and quickly get dressed and head out the door. Rocky sits down, lights up a cigarette and pours himself some Orange Juice and Vodka. He offers the camera man one, but he refuses.)
Rocky: Dude you just don't know what you're missing. It does the body good. I mean look at me. I am in my 40s and can still rock-n-roll with the young dogs. And the ladies! Oh how the ladies love it when Rocky gives it to them the way only Rocky can give it to them.
But that ain't why you are here is it? You didn't come here to talk about my love life. Or did you? I mean being a camera man I am sure you could use a few pointers on how to get the ladies and how to trwat them right. Maybe one of these nights when you get out from behind that camera I will take you down to the Lucky Lady[/b], buy you a few drinks and lap dances and see if we can't score one of the ladies for my new little buddy.
Anyway, back to the true subject of our meeting. I am sure you are here to talk about my lack luster debut in teh TWD, but you know what? That was 2009 and this is a brand new year and I plan to make the best of it. 2010 is gonna be the year of Rocky Rhoades and it is gonna be a year in whch we party like it's 1999. We are gonna rock and we are gonna roll. Rock-N-Roll all night and party everyday until we can't party any more. Then know what we are gonna do?
(The camera man shakes his head no.)
Rocky: We are gonna Rock-N-Roll and party some more. Life is too short to do anything else. We are gonna set this thing on fire and then burn out only to rise out of the ahses like a Phoenix. I may be in my mid 40s, but I have the energy and labido of an 18 year old school boy.
Now as for my match last month against my man the Wiz, all I can say is it was one hell of a good time and an honor to be in teh ring with him and in my humble opinion I think we stole the lime light from everyone else and ended up being the best match of the night. I mean who expected the new guy and the Wiz to give them a show like we gave them? No one did, that's who! But boy, did we show 'em.
We were flying all over the place, laying it all on the line and going balls to the wall for the fans. Cause in the end, that's what it is all about, the fans! Without them, we would all be punching a time clock working in a warehouse or a cubicle somewhere and none of us want that.
So we go out there and push it to the limit brutha and man did the Wiz push it to the limit and well past it. I thought I had the match in te bag and that was my downfall. I guess I started thinking back to my glory days, thinking I had it all wrapped up and the little guy surprised me and stole the match. It's all good though dude. I mean give the little guy some credit, he showed heart throughout the entire match and he did what he needed to to get the job done. He showed a lot of class after the match when he took the time to pose for a a photo shoot for the fans. Gotta love the class the Wiz showed.
But that's in the past and I have another match this week. To be honest, I don't even recall who I am facing this week. Guess I better call someone and find out who it is, but does that really matter? We are all really the same, just the names and our appearances change as does our intro music. In the end, we are just all over grown boys living out our fantasies and trying to win over the fans.
So I guess I will spend the rest of the days partying with my two lady friends and then on Monday start getting geared up and prepping for my next match. Maybe this guy will be as cool as the Wiz was and we can steal the show again, give the fans what they came for, pose for a few picks and party it up after the show. You know that when you are rollin' with Rocky "The Boss" Rhoades, it is always gonna be a party and everyone is invited.
The fans are invited.
The guys in the locker room are invited.
The commentators are invited.
And most definately, the ladies are invited.
Hell, even you are invited little buddy.
But for now you will have to excuse me as the ladies are back and Rocky has some more partying to do with them before he gets back to work.
(Scene fades as Rocky shows the cameraman to the door and hangs a Do Not Disturb[/i} sign on the door and you can hear the ladies start to giggle.)
Rocky Rhoades appears from behind the partial wall with a bed sheet wrapped around his waist.)
Rocky: Dude you're early. I told you to be here around 9 in the morning and it's only 6. What are you dyslexic?
Don't worry about it bro, it's all good. Just let me jump in the shower, get cleaned up and fix my rockin' hair and we can do this interview.
Cool?
(The camera man nods in agreement and Rocky steps off to the bathroom. As the shower turns on, the camera man peeks behind the partial wall to find two lovely blondes in their early 20s laying in the bed. The camera pans up and down their tone bodies when one finally wakes up and acts shocked to find the camera man scoping them out. With a wicked grin she speaks.)
Woman #1: Do you like what you see?
(The camera man nods in agreement.)
Woman #1: Would you like to see more?
(The camera man nods eagerly.)
Woman #1: Then learn to work it like Rocky and make a name for yourself and maybe you can have a groupie like me. Until then, this is the best you will do.
(The camera man goes back to the other side of the partial wall and sits silently for what seems like an hour before Rocky finally emerges from the bathroom.
With his hair flowling like some model on the cover of a cheap dime store romance novel, Rocky is sporting a pair of acid washed jeans, snake-skin cowboy boots and a White Snake T-shirt. And let us not forget the million dollar toothy grim of his. He motions to the camera man that he will only be just a moment and steps behind the partial wall to speak with the two women still aying in the bed.)
Rocky: Ladies, Rocky has to cut a promo, do an interview or something for the TWD, so you two can either go jump in the bath or go grab some breakfast and afterward we can pick this party up where we left it. Sound good ladies?
(The women giggle and quickly get dressed and head out the door. Rocky sits down, lights up a cigarette and pours himself some Orange Juice and Vodka. He offers the camera man one, but he refuses.)
Rocky: Dude you just don't know what you're missing. It does the body good. I mean look at me. I am in my 40s and can still rock-n-roll with the young dogs. And the ladies! Oh how the ladies love it when Rocky gives it to them the way only Rocky can give it to them.
But that ain't why you are here is it? You didn't come here to talk about my love life. Or did you? I mean being a camera man I am sure you could use a few pointers on how to get the ladies and how to trwat them right. Maybe one of these nights when you get out from behind that camera I will take you down to the Lucky Lady[/b], buy you a few drinks and lap dances and see if we can't score one of the ladies for my new little buddy.
Anyway, back to the true subject of our meeting. I am sure you are here to talk about my lack luster debut in teh TWD, but you know what? That was 2009 and this is a brand new year and I plan to make the best of it. 2010 is gonna be the year of Rocky Rhoades and it is gonna be a year in whch we party like it's 1999. We are gonna rock and we are gonna roll. Rock-N-Roll all night and party everyday until we can't party any more. Then know what we are gonna do?
(The camera man shakes his head no.)
Rocky: We are gonna Rock-N-Roll and party some more. Life is too short to do anything else. We are gonna set this thing on fire and then burn out only to rise out of the ahses like a Phoenix. I may be in my mid 40s, but I have the energy and labido of an 18 year old school boy.
Now as for my match last month against my man the Wiz, all I can say is it was one hell of a good time and an honor to be in teh ring with him and in my humble opinion I think we stole the lime light from everyone else and ended up being the best match of the night. I mean who expected the new guy and the Wiz to give them a show like we gave them? No one did, that's who! But boy, did we show 'em.
We were flying all over the place, laying it all on the line and going balls to the wall for the fans. Cause in the end, that's what it is all about, the fans! Without them, we would all be punching a time clock working in a warehouse or a cubicle somewhere and none of us want that.
So we go out there and push it to the limit brutha and man did the Wiz push it to the limit and well past it. I thought I had the match in te bag and that was my downfall. I guess I started thinking back to my glory days, thinking I had it all wrapped up and the little guy surprised me and stole the match. It's all good though dude. I mean give the little guy some credit, he showed heart throughout the entire match and he did what he needed to to get the job done. He showed a lot of class after the match when he took the time to pose for a a photo shoot for the fans. Gotta love the class the Wiz showed.
But that's in the past and I have another match this week. To be honest, I don't even recall who I am facing this week. Guess I better call someone and find out who it is, but does that really matter? We are all really the same, just the names and our appearances change as does our intro music. In the end, we are just all over grown boys living out our fantasies and trying to win over the fans.
So I guess I will spend the rest of the days partying with my two lady friends and then on Monday start getting geared up and prepping for my next match. Maybe this guy will be as cool as the Wiz was and we can steal the show again, give the fans what they came for, pose for a few picks and party it up after the show. You know that when you are rollin' with Rocky "The Boss" Rhoades, it is always gonna be a party and everyone is invited.
The fans are invited.
The guys in the locker room are invited.
The commentators are invited.
And most definately, the ladies are invited.
Hell, even you are invited little buddy.
But for now you will have to excuse me as the ladies are back and Rocky has some more partying to do with them before he gets back to work.
(Scene fades as Rocky shows the cameraman to the door and hangs a Do Not Disturb[/i} sign on the door and you can hear the ladies start to giggle.)
