Post by Rocky Rhoades on Jan 6, 2010 3:13:01 GMT -5
Rocky Rhoades: There is no need to do an intro. I don't need to paint you a picture with this promo and tell you what i am wearing, what I am doing, what I am listening to or watching or where I am at.
Nope brutha, all I need to do is cut straight to the chase and tell you what this is all about. Just like the Rock-N-Roll of the 80s I am gonna get straight to the point and put it straight in your face, loud and proud baby!
A-Jax, B-Jax, X-Pac or whatever you call yourself, why all the hostility my young friend? You need to take a deep breath, chill and relax. Don't let all the excitement of this upcoming show get to you. Don't get your blood pressure all out of whack dude. it will be alright. I promise you.
You come out here and you talk about how you are leading the wave of new wrestlers in the TWD and that's pretty groove my friend. But everything you are talking about doing, I have already done my friend and all I can say is sit back and enjoy the ride. Don't let it get you so worked up that you give yourself a stroke.
See, I have been where you are, all full of fire and brimstone and high goals. Ready to take on the world and climb straight to the mountain top. But let me tell you brutha, it isn't a sprint, it is a marathon. You got to pace yourself or you will burn out as quickly as your flame first sparked.
Also little man, and this is really important so put down your Nintendo, Sega Genisis or whatever you kids play today and pay close attention, you need to respect your elders. Show some admiration and respect for those of us that have paved the way for you young bucks in wrestling today.
See, you don't know how good you guys have it today. No more jumping in a car or van with 5 other guys and driving all night to get to the next show in some town in B.F.E. out in the middle of nowhere. No more staying at the Howard Johnson and sharing a room with three other guys to cut down on expenses and eating Raman Noodles and drinking generic soda. Nope, because of those that came before you, you guys get to fly show to show, get your own room in plush hotels and eat at top notch restaurants. So before you go knocking on someone because you think they are over the hill and should be in the Wrestling Old Folks Home, you should stop and see the groundwork those like me have laid for those like you.
See I was the new kid on the block many eyars ago and I went around talking all that smack about how guys were over the hill and I was the best thing since sliced bread. It took me awhile to realize that anything I did or thought of had already been done by others before me. I quickly learned to walk a different road and began to work with guys rather than against them. As son as that happened, I quickly rose and my game picked up. before you knew it, I was the big name on the marquee sign and was top billing everywhere I went. Guys wanted to be me and girls wanted to be me. Hell son, your mom probably pleased herself at night alone in her room as she looked up at her Rocky Rhoades picture. With that in mond you may want to pay me some respect, I may just be your dad. I mean back then every woman would have loved to have gotten them some of "The Boss" and I am sure I could have run into your mom backstage in her acid washed jeans, zebra striped jacket, hair teased to the moon and hoop earrings so big a parrot could perch in them. Don't get mad boss, I'm just saying it could have happened.
So dude, let's give the fans what they want and that's a good show and let the best man win. Let's rock this joint and then afterwards, if you're up for it, you, me and everyone can go hit the strip and party like rock stars till the sun comes up. Whatcha got to say bro? Sound good?
Nope brutha, all I need to do is cut straight to the chase and tell you what this is all about. Just like the Rock-N-Roll of the 80s I am gonna get straight to the point and put it straight in your face, loud and proud baby!
A-Jax, B-Jax, X-Pac or whatever you call yourself, why all the hostility my young friend? You need to take a deep breath, chill and relax. Don't let all the excitement of this upcoming show get to you. Don't get your blood pressure all out of whack dude. it will be alright. I promise you.
You come out here and you talk about how you are leading the wave of new wrestlers in the TWD and that's pretty groove my friend. But everything you are talking about doing, I have already done my friend and all I can say is sit back and enjoy the ride. Don't let it get you so worked up that you give yourself a stroke.
See, I have been where you are, all full of fire and brimstone and high goals. Ready to take on the world and climb straight to the mountain top. But let me tell you brutha, it isn't a sprint, it is a marathon. You got to pace yourself or you will burn out as quickly as your flame first sparked.
Also little man, and this is really important so put down your Nintendo, Sega Genisis or whatever you kids play today and pay close attention, you need to respect your elders. Show some admiration and respect for those of us that have paved the way for you young bucks in wrestling today.
See, you don't know how good you guys have it today. No more jumping in a car or van with 5 other guys and driving all night to get to the next show in some town in B.F.E. out in the middle of nowhere. No more staying at the Howard Johnson and sharing a room with three other guys to cut down on expenses and eating Raman Noodles and drinking generic soda. Nope, because of those that came before you, you guys get to fly show to show, get your own room in plush hotels and eat at top notch restaurants. So before you go knocking on someone because you think they are over the hill and should be in the Wrestling Old Folks Home, you should stop and see the groundwork those like me have laid for those like you.
See I was the new kid on the block many eyars ago and I went around talking all that smack about how guys were over the hill and I was the best thing since sliced bread. It took me awhile to realize that anything I did or thought of had already been done by others before me. I quickly learned to walk a different road and began to work with guys rather than against them. As son as that happened, I quickly rose and my game picked up. before you knew it, I was the big name on the marquee sign and was top billing everywhere I went. Guys wanted to be me and girls wanted to be me. Hell son, your mom probably pleased herself at night alone in her room as she looked up at her Rocky Rhoades picture. With that in mond you may want to pay me some respect, I may just be your dad. I mean back then every woman would have loved to have gotten them some of "The Boss" and I am sure I could have run into your mom backstage in her acid washed jeans, zebra striped jacket, hair teased to the moon and hoop earrings so big a parrot could perch in them. Don't get mad boss, I'm just saying it could have happened.
So dude, let's give the fans what they want and that's a good show and let the best man win. Let's rock this joint and then afterwards, if you're up for it, you, me and everyone can go hit the strip and party like rock stars till the sun comes up. Whatcha got to say bro? Sound good?
