Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Jan 10, 2010 15:21:03 GMT -5
(The scene cuts in from nuffin. Seated in a chair is the Wizard of Ahhhhs. He is wearing unusually normal clothing, consisting of blue jeans and a "Enforcer" tee shirt. No goofy glasses or weird ass head attire. He's kind of... let's just call it relaxed. Casual may be the better word for it. Relaxed Casual. Now that I think about it, that might just make him flat out Chill. The chair on the other hand, much different story.
Well. Not really. It's just a chair. A breakfast table... in aaaaan otherwise emmmptyyyyy room. Young giiirll.... /end Pearl Jam)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So much good is happening right now. So very much good. Let me tell you all about it. Last Showdown, the one before the Christmas Break... I earned my second win inside the ring. What so many of you probably don't realize is that was my first victory since defeating Adam Young in our classic TKO Match from way back when. I was in a drought. In a funk. Or maybe just performing as normal. I don't really know. Point is though.. I won the match. I came out on top and for that... I feel really dang good.
You know what else I feel dang good about? Brent Kersh. I feel awfully good about Brent Kersh. He asked me if I was ready and I am. I'm ready to take the plunge. I'm ready to learn from him and become a better wrestler. A better wrestler for me. A better wrestler for all of you out in TV Land. Brent Kersh and I will step into the ring on Showdown for the first time together when we take on the Fallen. I'm so psyched about that. The Fallen against... the Enforcahhhhs.
YES!
YES, YES, YES!!!
You heard it first right here, folks.
Wow.
I love how that just rolls off the tongue.
I'll say it again.
The Enforcahhhhs.
That's so money.
I sure hope the Enforcer likes that one. I'm sure he will. Anywho... I'm not the best wrestler in TWD. That's no secret. One thing about me isn't a secret though and that is that I'm willing to learn. When I came into this federation I was just a wetback off the street.
Wait. No, I wasn't. I'm German and Polish.
Let me rephrase that. I was just some guy off the street. I got my ass handed to me on several occassions. I remember a match I had with Kingpin. He pulverized me. It was bad. Look at me now, eh? Just look at me now. I beat Rocky Rhoades and now I'm teaming up with a wrestling Legend. Someone who is going to take their time and train me!
ME!
He's going to help make me become a great wrestler. I have no doubts about that. When I look back some years down the road, I'm going to have him to thank for this. I'll do it now too. THANK YOU BRENT! THANK YOU BRENT!
God, I'm so excited. I get to wrestle with Jahmon Rastaf... errr... The PROPHET Jahmon! He used to be really good. Then something happened. I also get to wrestle with Damian Morningstar! He kinda scares me though. He's weird and I'm weirded out. He wants to steal my innocence. Well that's easy, Sir. I am not innocent. I drink milk right out of the carton. I fart quietly in the prescence of females. I loiter at the Save Mart. That's right, budday. I'm just like you. I live on the edge.
So tonight when I step into the ring with my new bestest friend ever, Brent Kersh... we are going to show the world what we've got. I'm going to give them the ole' 1-2. POW! Right in the kisser.
So just like things were when I started this interview.. they are going to continue after tonight. Much good is happening for me right now. Much more good is coming in my future. I can feel it!
I just hope it's not gas.
The Great Ahhhhs has spoken!
(The scene cuts.)
Well. Not really. It's just a chair. A breakfast table... in aaaaan otherwise emmmptyyyyy room. Young giiirll.... /end Pearl Jam)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So much good is happening right now. So very much good. Let me tell you all about it. Last Showdown, the one before the Christmas Break... I earned my second win inside the ring. What so many of you probably don't realize is that was my first victory since defeating Adam Young in our classic TKO Match from way back when. I was in a drought. In a funk. Or maybe just performing as normal. I don't really know. Point is though.. I won the match. I came out on top and for that... I feel really dang good.
You know what else I feel dang good about? Brent Kersh. I feel awfully good about Brent Kersh. He asked me if I was ready and I am. I'm ready to take the plunge. I'm ready to learn from him and become a better wrestler. A better wrestler for me. A better wrestler for all of you out in TV Land. Brent Kersh and I will step into the ring on Showdown for the first time together when we take on the Fallen. I'm so psyched about that. The Fallen against... the Enforcahhhhs.
YES!
YES, YES, YES!!!
You heard it first right here, folks.
Wow.
I love how that just rolls off the tongue.
I'll say it again.
The Enforcahhhhs.
That's so money.
I sure hope the Enforcer likes that one. I'm sure he will. Anywho... I'm not the best wrestler in TWD. That's no secret. One thing about me isn't a secret though and that is that I'm willing to learn. When I came into this federation I was just a wetback off the street.
Wait. No, I wasn't. I'm German and Polish.
Let me rephrase that. I was just some guy off the street. I got my ass handed to me on several occassions. I remember a match I had with Kingpin. He pulverized me. It was bad. Look at me now, eh? Just look at me now. I beat Rocky Rhoades and now I'm teaming up with a wrestling Legend. Someone who is going to take their time and train me!
ME!
He's going to help make me become a great wrestler. I have no doubts about that. When I look back some years down the road, I'm going to have him to thank for this. I'll do it now too. THANK YOU BRENT! THANK YOU BRENT!
God, I'm so excited. I get to wrestle with Jahmon Rastaf... errr... The PROPHET Jahmon! He used to be really good. Then something happened. I also get to wrestle with Damian Morningstar! He kinda scares me though. He's weird and I'm weirded out. He wants to steal my innocence. Well that's easy, Sir. I am not innocent. I drink milk right out of the carton. I fart quietly in the prescence of females. I loiter at the Save Mart. That's right, budday. I'm just like you. I live on the edge.
So tonight when I step into the ring with my new bestest friend ever, Brent Kersh... we are going to show the world what we've got. I'm going to give them the ole' 1-2. POW! Right in the kisser.
So just like things were when I started this interview.. they are going to continue after tonight. Much good is happening for me right now. Much more good is coming in my future. I can feel it!
I just hope it's not gas.
The Great Ahhhhs has spoken!
(The scene cuts.)