Post by lukesavage on Jul 17, 2008 22:03:46 GMT -5
Luke Savage is alone in his trailer while Tiffany is at work dancing at Shakey McShakester's Gentlemen's Club. He is strumming his electric guitar, and all of a sudden, he has an inspiration. He starts to play Monster Magnet's "Powertrip" and makes up a song on the spot.
Luke: (starts playing "Powertrip")
Hey women of the TWD,
Who's gonna teach you how to ride?(my cock)
Who's gonna show you how to jack?(me off)
Who's gonna call you on the lame-guys you been seeing,
Sexy little number you are?
Hey Adam Young,
Who's gonna bang your girl from behind from behind?(I am)
Who's gonna ring your little bell?(the Future)
Who's gonna give your woman a Big Mac with sauce that MickeyD's don't sell?(me.)
Hey Me,
When are you gonna lose a match?(might be tonight)
When are you gonna blow your load?(when Tiffany gets home tonight)
When will you tell the Wizard of Ahhhs his crap won't last
When you gonna fulfill the female fans of the TWD dreams?(Now)
Juggernaut's crap won't last and I found a way to make Luger's dike bitch scream
Well I've came million times
And I picked my conquests well
And I built myself a rep
Adam Young and Wizard of Ahhs, soon I'm taking you straight to hell
I'm gonna fuck a different girl every day in my life
The guys told me to relax
They said I'm gonna get burned one night
I'm gonna work a different girl every day in my life
Tiffany's my girl and she's the queen of stripping
She pimps her girlfriends to me, that's why I'll make her my wife
Get down!
Luke starts to play a little solo, and gives the camera the "KISS tounge look".
Hey Adam Young and Wizard of Ahhs,
Who's gonna teach you how to lose?(me.)
Who's gonna show you how to job?(me.)
When your girls get tired of your crap they'll move over here and maybe buy some of mine
I'm gonna lose a match some day in my life
The guys told me to relax
They said win or lose I'm gonna be all right
I'm never gonna quit in any match in my life
Tiffany's out tonight working the pole and stripping
Pimps her girlfriends to me, that's wife one day I'll make her my wife
I'll always be a Porn God every day in my life
The guys told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be laid up in a ER one night
I'm never gonna fuck without a condom another day in my life
I'm way too smart to pull a 'Wilt Chamberlain'
But I'm gonna shed Adam Young and the Wizard of Ahhs some light, soon one night
Luke: DAMN! Not only am I a Porn God, I am a lyrical genius. Luger and his band of misfits are truly blessed to have the likes of me wanting to be in their ranks. Luger may not like me and may only want me around because of the sweet piece of ass that is always by my side, but he NEEDS me whether he realizes it or not.
Adam Young, I hear you are a grand competitor. You have some of the most lethal maneuvers in the world of wrestling. I hear you are a GOD DAMN WRESTLING ICON!!! You're a great talent, and your viciousness is unmatched. But answer me one thing....
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET A SHOT AT THE "PORN GOD" LUKE SAVAGE!?!?!
You now have a greuling match against the Porn God known as :uke Savage, yours truly. A match that you will wish you had never signed up for once it is all said and done with.
Savage reaches toward his lap, opens a condom, slips it on and motions off camera for someone to come here. Tiffany walks into the room and drops her panties and sits on his lap and begins to ride him.She looks into the camera, smiles and begins to speak.
Tiffany: I have heard what Luger and his little grouphave been saying. About how my Luke is just lucky in all aspects of life and some other remarks that I will not go into about me. If you all want to run your mouths, why don’t you come to our trailer and bring your girl with you? I guarantee she won't come back to you the same after look and myself have had our chance with her. Hee-hee.
Luger, you blab your mouth here and there and everywhere about how Luke is beneath you and you don't like him and you are only interested in having him around to get close to me. You run your mouth more then a two dollar whore.
Tiffany starts to grind on Luke, as her eyes start to roll to the back of her head. The pounding increases, and Luke starts to bite his bottom lip.
Luke: Good pussy right here...
Adam Young versus The Wizard of Ahhs versus Luke "The Porn God" Savage. The Unpredictable vs The Unknown versus The Master of the Secret Sauce. All in the first round of the BKI. What could be better than that?
Tiffany stops grinding on Luke and looks at his with a disgusted look.
Luke: Well you know what I mean baby, now get back to work. There is nothing that can make me say "You can beat me," because I am simply to cocky. I may not even have a match under my belt yet, but trust me when I say that I am more than ready to show you what I am all about. And your girl too.
I believe I can beat you any night of the week. I will give you my best. But, when it is all said and done, win or lose who will be there, fucking another chick? Luke Savage will stand over the female I have chosen, looking down at the breasts that sit up nice and perky, and copiously drenched with my secret sauce.
The scene fades out to as Tiffany starts to shiver and shake, breathing heavily. An image of Adam Young, The Wizard of Ahhs and Luke Savage appears on the screen with the words "1st Round of the BKI" flashing below the images.
Luke: She has come.....................again.
Luke: (starts playing "Powertrip")
Hey women of the TWD,
Who's gonna teach you how to ride?(my cock)
Who's gonna show you how to jack?(me off)
Who's gonna call you on the lame-guys you been seeing,
Sexy little number you are?
Hey Adam Young,
Who's gonna bang your girl from behind from behind?(I am)
Who's gonna ring your little bell?(the Future)
Who's gonna give your woman a Big Mac with sauce that MickeyD's don't sell?(me.)
Hey Me,
When are you gonna lose a match?(might be tonight)
When are you gonna blow your load?(when Tiffany gets home tonight)
When will you tell the Wizard of Ahhhs his crap won't last
When you gonna fulfill the female fans of the TWD dreams?(Now)
Juggernaut's crap won't last and I found a way to make Luger's dike bitch scream
Well I've came million times
And I picked my conquests well
And I built myself a rep
Adam Young and Wizard of Ahhs, soon I'm taking you straight to hell
I'm gonna fuck a different girl every day in my life
The guys told me to relax
They said I'm gonna get burned one night
I'm gonna work a different girl every day in my life
Tiffany's my girl and she's the queen of stripping
She pimps her girlfriends to me, that's why I'll make her my wife
Get down!
Luke starts to play a little solo, and gives the camera the "KISS tounge look".
Hey Adam Young and Wizard of Ahhs,
Who's gonna teach you how to lose?(me.)
Who's gonna show you how to job?(me.)
When your girls get tired of your crap they'll move over here and maybe buy some of mine
I'm gonna lose a match some day in my life
The guys told me to relax
They said win or lose I'm gonna be all right
I'm never gonna quit in any match in my life
Tiffany's out tonight working the pole and stripping
Pimps her girlfriends to me, that's wife one day I'll make her my wife
I'll always be a Porn God every day in my life
The guys told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be laid up in a ER one night
I'm never gonna fuck without a condom another day in my life
I'm way too smart to pull a 'Wilt Chamberlain'
But I'm gonna shed Adam Young and the Wizard of Ahhs some light, soon one night
Luke: DAMN! Not only am I a Porn God, I am a lyrical genius. Luger and his band of misfits are truly blessed to have the likes of me wanting to be in their ranks. Luger may not like me and may only want me around because of the sweet piece of ass that is always by my side, but he NEEDS me whether he realizes it or not.
Adam Young, I hear you are a grand competitor. You have some of the most lethal maneuvers in the world of wrestling. I hear you are a GOD DAMN WRESTLING ICON!!! You're a great talent, and your viciousness is unmatched. But answer me one thing....
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET A SHOT AT THE "PORN GOD" LUKE SAVAGE!?!?!
You now have a greuling match against the Porn God known as :uke Savage, yours truly. A match that you will wish you had never signed up for once it is all said and done with.
Savage reaches toward his lap, opens a condom, slips it on and motions off camera for someone to come here. Tiffany walks into the room and drops her panties and sits on his lap and begins to ride him.She looks into the camera, smiles and begins to speak.
Tiffany: I have heard what Luger and his little grouphave been saying. About how my Luke is just lucky in all aspects of life and some other remarks that I will not go into about me. If you all want to run your mouths, why don’t you come to our trailer and bring your girl with you? I guarantee she won't come back to you the same after look and myself have had our chance with her. Hee-hee.
Luger, you blab your mouth here and there and everywhere about how Luke is beneath you and you don't like him and you are only interested in having him around to get close to me. You run your mouth more then a two dollar whore.
Tiffany starts to grind on Luke, as her eyes start to roll to the back of her head. The pounding increases, and Luke starts to bite his bottom lip.
Luke: Good pussy right here...
Adam Young versus The Wizard of Ahhs versus Luke "The Porn God" Savage. The Unpredictable vs The Unknown versus The Master of the Secret Sauce. All in the first round of the BKI. What could be better than that?
Tiffany stops grinding on Luke and looks at his with a disgusted look.
Luke: Well you know what I mean baby, now get back to work. There is nothing that can make me say "You can beat me," because I am simply to cocky. I may not even have a match under my belt yet, but trust me when I say that I am more than ready to show you what I am all about. And your girl too.
I believe I can beat you any night of the week. I will give you my best. But, when it is all said and done, win or lose who will be there, fucking another chick? Luke Savage will stand over the female I have chosen, looking down at the breasts that sit up nice and perky, and copiously drenched with my secret sauce.
The scene fades out to as Tiffany starts to shiver and shake, breathing heavily. An image of Adam Young, The Wizard of Ahhs and Luke Savage appears on the screen with the words "1st Round of the BKI" flashing below the images.
Luke: She has come.....................again.