Post by Eno Redrum on Jul 18, 2008 6:22:10 GMT -5
White Guy: (gets down on one knee.) Janet, there's something I've been wanting to ask you? (pulls out a ring box from his pocket.) Will you . . .
DING! (Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX pops into the picture.)
Shaka: Cracker wait! Before you pop the question to yo bitch, have you asked yo'self an important question? Do you know how many niggas dis white bitch done slept with?
Janet: Oh no you just didn't!
White Boy: Oh no, I mean golly gee, I sure don't!
Shaka: Well my little white brother, let me tell you about Juggernaut ENT's newest invention, brought to you by Psycho Bunny, Dragzilla and me, Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX.
It's called the NiggaTron 2000. Our unique system allows you to track yo girl's sexual activity with niggas from the hood going back up to two years in the past.
White Guy: Really, wow! Gee willikers, alright!
Shaka: That's right! (points to Janet) Ya done bitch! Ya done!
The system is so easy to use. Simply log in, type in yo girlfriend's name, social security number and gynocologist and print out tha results!
Six pages of niggas this here skank as white girl done slept with? Damn, that bitch gets around more than Dragzilla touches him/herself every time he watches a Rob Blondie wrestling match! This bitch has been fuckin' alot of niggas!
Janet: It's all lies! I swear!
White Guy: In March of last year you had sex with George Clinton and the entire P-Phunk All-Stars. Damn I knew you didn't go to that Neil Diamond concert like you said you did!
Wait, wait! On Halloween of last year, you had mother fucking sex with gosh darn Darren and Jerry Curl in a balcony booth at the Pink Taco in Dallas! I knew you weren't at your mother's baking cookies for homeless kids to have on Halloween! To top it off you also had sex with some black girl that same night named. . . how do you say her name? Aunt Jamima?
Shaka: Naw whitey, that's Anjamina.
White Guy: Whatever! All I know is you got gosh darn Jungle Fever bitch! You're worthless. . . And to think I introduced you to my mother. I am so ashamed of you. I am out of here!
Janet: Wait, but I love you! (begins to cry.)
Shaka: You too can achieve results like these. Call today at 900-926-8286. That's 900-WAN-TCUM. Call and receive the assurance that yo girl ain't some skank ass white ho that loves the black cock! Cuz you know the old saying, "Once they go black. . . ." Well you know how it goes!
Shaka: (turns to Janet) Say bitch! The bedroom's this way!
(Janet giggles and begins to walk to the bedroom with Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX.)
Announcer: So call today and sign up for the NiggaTron 2000 and keep yo white skank ass ho in check. Just $19.99 a month plus an initial sign up fee of $19.99. Remember, call 900-WAN-TCUM to sign up. Each call cost just $19.99 per minute.
DING! (Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX pops into the picture.)
Shaka: Cracker wait! Before you pop the question to yo bitch, have you asked yo'self an important question? Do you know how many niggas dis white bitch done slept with?
Janet: Oh no you just didn't!
White Boy: Oh no, I mean golly gee, I sure don't!
Shaka: Well my little white brother, let me tell you about Juggernaut ENT's newest invention, brought to you by Psycho Bunny, Dragzilla and me, Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX.
It's called the NiggaTron 2000. Our unique system allows you to track yo girl's sexual activity with niggas from the hood going back up to two years in the past.
White Guy: Really, wow! Gee willikers, alright!
Shaka: That's right! (points to Janet) Ya done bitch! Ya done!
The system is so easy to use. Simply log in, type in yo girlfriend's name, social security number and gynocologist and print out tha results!
Six pages of niggas this here skank as white girl done slept with? Damn, that bitch gets around more than Dragzilla touches him/herself every time he watches a Rob Blondie wrestling match! This bitch has been fuckin' alot of niggas!
Janet: It's all lies! I swear!
White Guy: In March of last year you had sex with George Clinton and the entire P-Phunk All-Stars. Damn I knew you didn't go to that Neil Diamond concert like you said you did!
Wait, wait! On Halloween of last year, you had mother fucking sex with gosh darn Darren and Jerry Curl in a balcony booth at the Pink Taco in Dallas! I knew you weren't at your mother's baking cookies for homeless kids to have on Halloween! To top it off you also had sex with some black girl that same night named. . . how do you say her name? Aunt Jamima?
Shaka: Naw whitey, that's Anjamina.
White Guy: Whatever! All I know is you got gosh darn Jungle Fever bitch! You're worthless. . . And to think I introduced you to my mother. I am so ashamed of you. I am out of here!
Janet: Wait, but I love you! (begins to cry.)
Shaka: You too can achieve results like these. Call today at 900-926-8286. That's 900-WAN-TCUM. Call and receive the assurance that yo girl ain't some skank ass white ho that loves the black cock! Cuz you know the old saying, "Once they go black. . . ." Well you know how it goes!
Shaka: (turns to Janet) Say bitch! The bedroom's this way!
(Janet giggles and begins to walk to the bedroom with Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX.)
Announcer: So call today and sign up for the NiggaTron 2000 and keep yo white skank ass ho in check. Just $19.99 a month plus an initial sign up fee of $19.99. Remember, call 900-WAN-TCUM to sign up. Each call cost just $19.99 per minute.
