Post by Marcus T on Feb 20, 2010 6:15:45 GMT -5
****We open up to a black and white shot of a mans face. He hides his eyes behind a pair of mirror glasses. TWD history reflects off his glasses in order to hide his eyes even more. This is history of how TWD constantly fading due to the lack of originality at the top of the pecking order.
This man is the financier.
The God Father.
The TWD HOME BUILDER!
He is back to do a house inspection on you orphan bastards.
It's hard knocks of life for you.
He is the Blue Print
"Bad Boy" Marcus T.***
BBMT: I look around and notice that fool, Krenshaw, is pulling off his best Rocky impression. The top dog leaves for a minute and all of a sudden he wants to run that extra mile. I guess he figure my solar eclipse of a career was blocking him from getting his shine on. People don't let him fool with same ole song and dance.
Krenshaw stop telling people about what is on the receipts. People don't care how many people like you. They don't give two shits about The Three wise men lacing their pockets with millions more dollars off the back of their parents who had to work for every last dollar.
Do you really think a bunch of broke ass people are cheering you on to make more money? I don't think so, this is america. When was the last time were you in their neck of the woods handing out a christmas ham? Try never!
I was told Brett Farve was the greatest ever cause he threw the most touchdowns. That was until I seen he threw just as many interceptions.
See how numbers can make you look good? You hide behind numbers cause you can't hide behind your actions. I keep hearing you telling Colt is the same song and dance. Why does it matter when his opponent has two left feet?
What ever happen to just doing this for your family? Did you quit them just as you did your career when you where running wild in TWD snorting crack?
What ever happen to the stand up family man that did any thing to make sure his family was ok? I guess you forgot about them just like you forgot how hard it was to get to the top. The Three Wise Ass up top has manipulated you about as much as they do their taxes, I can't blame them, you are a perfect puppet. To bad for you I am the real Kermit Frog and I will take your Miss. Piggy and put my fist in her "guts" just like Colt will do you.
Just like Dragzill can do.
Just like more than 99% of this roster can do.
Oh.. Before you mention I was a puppet like you for calling myself Kermit, think twice, I killed my Jim Henson and now I run myself.
Now you are let rag-tag-bums like Hartnell think he is more than what he think he is. The guy talks about the wrestling business as if he is an accountant. Yet he is a hardcore wrestler with out a pot to piss in, tell me Hartnell how are you adding that up? You have some real fuzzy math.
Let me school you on something, if you want the part of being the man you must first act like you are the man. They say a man recognize man, but you are looking very unfamiliar. Excuse me if I say your name wrong, it would seem as if you are more concern about how I say your name wrong than what you are doing wrong in the wrestling ring.
If I came back I would commit a felony putting you in your place.
That's not a threat. I don't do threats, I do winning.
Where is my favorite man/chick, Shabree?
Where is my favorite foot stool name Thomas Luger?
Jahmon is putting legions out of the game now? Is this how we act now? WE LET JAHMON PUT PEOPLE ON THE IL?!
People have asked me when will I get the itch to come back and regain my spot... well.. here is your answer...
AT THIS MOMENT, NEVER!
I have nothing to prove... I have nothing to gain... I have nothing to loose.
The only thing I want to do is start an investigation on the TWD ratings when Krenshaw wrestles. Every time I look up it is late at night, and even then "The Tonight Show" is still pulling in more viewers AND NO ONE IS HOSTING IT!
Now that is funny... Maybe the Nelson Sound Scan should host the "The Tonight Show." All they have to do is compare Krenshaw numbers to dog shit and everyone would laugh.
They would follow that up with Krenshaw eating steak and lobster, then they will flip to his wife in a torn dress out in the wild trying to kill a Kangaroo in order to feed his BIG HEAD kids!
OH MY! WHAT A GUY! WHAT A FATHER FIGURE! He is running neck and neck with Tigger Woods.
I was going to kill the entire fed on this one promo but, you all did it yourselves. You let Jammie Krenshaw bully you around until you are nothing.
Then you turn around let Hartnell do your taxes.
Now all of a sudden Damon Mourning star has you drinking his kool-aid with the rest of the idiots in his cult.
GOT DAMN! You fellas are talent as hell. Or shall I say, it got you going straight to hell.
***Scene fades as Marcus T smiles.***
BBMT:
He just scratch
an
itch!
This man is the financier.
The God Father.
The TWD HOME BUILDER!
He is back to do a house inspection on you orphan bastards.
It's hard knocks of life for you.
He is the Blue Print
"Bad Boy" Marcus T.***
BBMT: I look around and notice that fool, Krenshaw, is pulling off his best Rocky impression. The top dog leaves for a minute and all of a sudden he wants to run that extra mile. I guess he figure my solar eclipse of a career was blocking him from getting his shine on. People don't let him fool with same ole song and dance.
Krenshaw stop telling people about what is on the receipts. People don't care how many people like you. They don't give two shits about The Three wise men lacing their pockets with millions more dollars off the back of their parents who had to work for every last dollar.
Do you really think a bunch of broke ass people are cheering you on to make more money? I don't think so, this is america. When was the last time were you in their neck of the woods handing out a christmas ham? Try never!
I was told Brett Farve was the greatest ever cause he threw the most touchdowns. That was until I seen he threw just as many interceptions.
See how numbers can make you look good? You hide behind numbers cause you can't hide behind your actions. I keep hearing you telling Colt is the same song and dance. Why does it matter when his opponent has two left feet?
What ever happen to just doing this for your family? Did you quit them just as you did your career when you where running wild in TWD snorting crack?
What ever happen to the stand up family man that did any thing to make sure his family was ok? I guess you forgot about them just like you forgot how hard it was to get to the top. The Three Wise Ass up top has manipulated you about as much as they do their taxes, I can't blame them, you are a perfect puppet. To bad for you I am the real Kermit Frog and I will take your Miss. Piggy and put my fist in her "guts" just like Colt will do you.
Just like Dragzill can do.
Just like more than 99% of this roster can do.
Oh.. Before you mention I was a puppet like you for calling myself Kermit, think twice, I killed my Jim Henson and now I run myself.
Now you are let rag-tag-bums like Hartnell think he is more than what he think he is. The guy talks about the wrestling business as if he is an accountant. Yet he is a hardcore wrestler with out a pot to piss in, tell me Hartnell how are you adding that up? You have some real fuzzy math.
Let me school you on something, if you want the part of being the man you must first act like you are the man. They say a man recognize man, but you are looking very unfamiliar. Excuse me if I say your name wrong, it would seem as if you are more concern about how I say your name wrong than what you are doing wrong in the wrestling ring.
If I came back I would commit a felony putting you in your place.
That's not a threat. I don't do threats, I do winning.
Where is my favorite man/chick, Shabree?
Where is my favorite foot stool name Thomas Luger?
Jahmon is putting legions out of the game now? Is this how we act now? WE LET JAHMON PUT PEOPLE ON THE IL?!
People have asked me when will I get the itch to come back and regain my spot... well.. here is your answer...
AT THIS MOMENT, NEVER!
I have nothing to prove... I have nothing to gain... I have nothing to loose.
The only thing I want to do is start an investigation on the TWD ratings when Krenshaw wrestles. Every time I look up it is late at night, and even then "The Tonight Show" is still pulling in more viewers AND NO ONE IS HOSTING IT!
Now that is funny... Maybe the Nelson Sound Scan should host the "The Tonight Show." All they have to do is compare Krenshaw numbers to dog shit and everyone would laugh.
They would follow that up with Krenshaw eating steak and lobster, then they will flip to his wife in a torn dress out in the wild trying to kill a Kangaroo in order to feed his BIG HEAD kids!
OH MY! WHAT A GUY! WHAT A FATHER FIGURE! He is running neck and neck with Tigger Woods.
I was going to kill the entire fed on this one promo but, you all did it yourselves. You let Jammie Krenshaw bully you around until you are nothing.
Then you turn around let Hartnell do your taxes.
Now all of a sudden Damon Mourning star has you drinking his kool-aid with the rest of the idiots in his cult.
GOT DAMN! You fellas are talent as hell. Or shall I say, it got you going straight to hell.
***Scene fades as Marcus T smiles.***
BBMT:
He just scratch
an
itch!