Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Jun 4, 2008 1:37:27 GMT -5
Two guys are shown sitting on the couch. They are both watching TV. The larger of the two is kicked back in a recliner, with one of his legs thrown over the arm rest of the chair. His t-shirt is too short and it reveals a bit of a pot belly. He takes a drink from a can of beer and places it squarely on his belly. It sits there without tipping over. The smaller of the two is flopped over the top of a large ball. He is laying with his back on the ball and rocking it back and forth. He is also looking at the TV upside down.
TV: You're bed is a car...
TV: Yea, but it's a really sweeeeet car.
Mimicking TV Smaller Guy: My roommates are thinking about buying me a CB radio for Christmas. So I can talk to other car beds.
The smaller one loses his balances and falls off the ball. He hits the floor with a thud. The larger one lifts his beer and takes a drink. He looks down at the smaller one and then back at the TV. We cut to commercial.
TV: LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! IT'S TWD WRESTLING!!
Voice Over: And we're coming to a town near you.
TV: Saturday Night, June 14th... we are LIVE as TWD presents.
Voice Over: Shooooooowdown.
TV: Showdown.
Voice Over: Tickets are on sale at the Box Office in Beaumont.
The smaller guy lifts his head off the floor and comes into view
Smaller Guy: I'm game.
Larger Guy: Could be fun.
Smaller Guy: We need jobs.
Larger Guy: Yup.
Smaller Guy: What do you know about wrestling?
The larger guy takes on the expression of going deep into thought.
Larger Guy: You wanna get f*cked up?
Smaller Guy: Yea.
The smaller guy drops his head back out of view and it hits the ground with a thud.
Larger Guy: You're going to go get yourself a beer, I already have one.
Fin.
TV: You're bed is a car...
TV: Yea, but it's a really sweeeeet car.
Mimicking TV Smaller Guy: My roommates are thinking about buying me a CB radio for Christmas. So I can talk to other car beds.
The smaller one loses his balances and falls off the ball. He hits the floor with a thud. The larger one lifts his beer and takes a drink. He looks down at the smaller one and then back at the TV. We cut to commercial.
TV: LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! IT'S TWD WRESTLING!!
Voice Over: And we're coming to a town near you.
TV: Saturday Night, June 14th... we are LIVE as TWD presents.
Voice Over: Shooooooowdown.
TV: Showdown.
Voice Over: Tickets are on sale at the Box Office in Beaumont.
The smaller guy lifts his head off the floor and comes into view
Smaller Guy: I'm game.
Larger Guy: Could be fun.
Smaller Guy: We need jobs.
Larger Guy: Yup.
Smaller Guy: What do you know about wrestling?
The larger guy takes on the expression of going deep into thought.
Larger Guy: You wanna get f*cked up?
Smaller Guy: Yea.
The smaller guy drops his head back out of view and it hits the ground with a thud.
Larger Guy: You're going to go get yourself a beer, I already have one.
Fin.