Post by Marcus T on Jul 20, 2008 23:50:03 GMT -5
We open up to The Chatolic Jew Priest
He walks up to a rich white man who, reminds you of that monoply guy and he has his rich bitchy wife next to him.
Monoply Guy: Hello Mr. Priest. I was wondering if I could talk about aquaring one of your products.
The Catholic Jew Priest: Which one?
Rich Guy: That one.
***Insert dramatic danger sound***
The camera quickly turns to a robot version of Rev Jessie Jackson with Al Sharton height and hair.
The Catholic Jew Priest smiles
The Catholic Jew Priest: So you want my COON-BOT?!
Rich Wife: Oh yes... can it dance and sing, and say a bunch of outlandish crap to make black people look bad while making my shallow ass laugh?
The Catholic Jew Priest: Oh yes and so much more. I took the souls of the finest sale out negros in America history and placed it in this Bot!
The Catholic Jew Priest turns toward the Coon-bot
The Catholic Jew Priest: COON-BOT!!! DANCE THE JIG!!
Coon-bot: ::In a very robotic voice:: Yes Master.
The Coon-bot begins to do the jig, or in this case... the robot, all while singing Solja Boy's number one smash hit single "Crank that.." The rich white woman and her husban begin to dance like... rich old white folk (picture your grandparents dancing.)
The Catholic Jew Priest: HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE MY JOB!!!
He walks up to a rich white man who, reminds you of that monoply guy and he has his rich bitchy wife next to him.
Monoply Guy: Hello Mr. Priest. I was wondering if I could talk about aquaring one of your products.
The Catholic Jew Priest: Which one?
Rich Guy: That one.
***Insert dramatic danger sound***
The camera quickly turns to a robot version of Rev Jessie Jackson with Al Sharton height and hair.
The Catholic Jew Priest smiles
The Catholic Jew Priest: So you want my COON-BOT?!
Rich Wife: Oh yes... can it dance and sing, and say a bunch of outlandish crap to make black people look bad while making my shallow ass laugh?
The Catholic Jew Priest: Oh yes and so much more. I took the souls of the finest sale out negros in America history and placed it in this Bot!
The Catholic Jew Priest turns toward the Coon-bot
The Catholic Jew Priest: COON-BOT!!! DANCE THE JIG!!
Coon-bot: ::In a very robotic voice:: Yes Master.
The Coon-bot begins to do the jig, or in this case... the robot, all while singing Solja Boy's number one smash hit single "Crank that.." The rich white woman and her husban begin to dance like... rich old white folk (picture your grandparents dancing.)
The Catholic Jew Priest: HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE MY JOB!!!