Post by Marcus T on Mar 25, 2010 3:29:44 GMT -5
****Here we have Jillian Michaels standing in her nice tight pink and black exercise outfit. She is about to work out.... ON BAD BOY MARCUS T. She stands before you and begins to advertise her next work out machine.***
JM: Are you fat and ugly and want to feel and look like me? I decided if I want to keep this fine ass body, I have to have one thing in my life that could replace any diet or any excersise equipment out on the market now. I call it "BBMT POGO STICK!!" It's not only healthy but so seductive. MARCUS PLEASE SHOW ME YOU!!!
***I walk out dressed like a Chip and Dale dancer. A black dinner jacket, no shirt, with a pair of black silk boxers. Jillian rips off my tear-a-way dinner jacket and licks my arms.***
JM: I can just eat you up. Every one knows a girls favorite desert is chocolate. Look at ya, you make me go wild. When this commercial is over, I am going to ravage you.
BBMT: (in his sexxxy voice) Hey ladies. Tell me... Do you like what you see? I may look broke, but I am also rich on personality.
JM: AND RICH ON ME!
BBMT: Hey ladies... Take another look. Tell me if this is what your man should want to be... I may be a bad boy, but in bed I am a good man.
JM: OH MY GOSH!!
BBMT: Hey ladies... You like how I look, but I need to know one thing... Can you cook? I am kind of hungry.
JM: Don't worry I am going to eat your ass alive.
BBMT: See fellas. I am coming back to the TWD. Don't worry about me stealing your "thunder." I am a Lightning god and I am going to light your ass on fire when we step into the ring.
The TWD fans are so pissed about what they are getting as of late. So they went out and got a big tit, half naked, Zulu, rain dancing chick to do her dance. What they got is rain again. ME REGIN IN TWD AGAIN!
Who disagree with this?
BE THE FIRST MAN TO STAKE HIS CLAiM!
Then be the first man to fall at my feet. I have found out how to put my ass kicking feet in automatic. So every time some jerk wants to call me out my foot automatic insert into back side.
***Scene fades as Jillian pulls Marcus to the floor...***
BBMT:
MOVE BITCH!
I'll Light your ass on fire!
JM: Are you fat and ugly and want to feel and look like me? I decided if I want to keep this fine ass body, I have to have one thing in my life that could replace any diet or any excersise equipment out on the market now. I call it "BBMT POGO STICK!!" It's not only healthy but so seductive. MARCUS PLEASE SHOW ME YOU!!!
***I walk out dressed like a Chip and Dale dancer. A black dinner jacket, no shirt, with a pair of black silk boxers. Jillian rips off my tear-a-way dinner jacket and licks my arms.***
JM: I can just eat you up. Every one knows a girls favorite desert is chocolate. Look at ya, you make me go wild. When this commercial is over, I am going to ravage you.
BBMT: (in his sexxxy voice) Hey ladies. Tell me... Do you like what you see? I may look broke, but I am also rich on personality.
JM: AND RICH ON ME!
BBMT: Hey ladies... Take another look. Tell me if this is what your man should want to be... I may be a bad boy, but in bed I am a good man.
JM: OH MY GOSH!!
BBMT: Hey ladies... You like how I look, but I need to know one thing... Can you cook? I am kind of hungry.
JM: Don't worry I am going to eat your ass alive.
BBMT: See fellas. I am coming back to the TWD. Don't worry about me stealing your "thunder." I am a Lightning god and I am going to light your ass on fire when we step into the ring.
The TWD fans are so pissed about what they are getting as of late. So they went out and got a big tit, half naked, Zulu, rain dancing chick to do her dance. What they got is rain again. ME REGIN IN TWD AGAIN!
Who disagree with this?
BE THE FIRST MAN TO STAKE HIS CLAiM!
Then be the first man to fall at my feet. I have found out how to put my ass kicking feet in automatic. So every time some jerk wants to call me out my foot automatic insert into back side.
***Scene fades as Jillian pulls Marcus to the floor...***
BBMT:
MOVE BITCH!
I'll Light your ass on fire!