Post by Marcus T on Mar 30, 2010 4:08:27 GMT -5
People wonder why i am on tv so much.
I tell them "cause the rest of the wrestlers are not on tv enough."
They have no work ethic and they lack even more so in the wrestling ring. I bet the first time I step into the ring the first thing my opponent will tell me is that he is better than me. He then will go on to spew his resume to me as if I am supposed to be impressed. I am not...
The reason...
Every thing he is telling me he is proud to have, i use as filler to what I am about to do to my resume. Why these idiots are going on the "Cheaters" show trying to expose their career for cheating on them with me, I will be at laughing from my lazy boy.
I am Mr. "Bad Boy" Marcus T. The man who have college thesis written about him by future doctors of the world. What the fuck would I need to beat down a low life like Jamie Krenshaw, or looser like Krunch in order to get my jollys off?
The freaks carry on about titles like shift leader worry about trinkets on shirts on his waiters. Sorry fellas, this is not the movie "Office Space" and none of you fools are Jennifer Aniston, so do yourself a favor and stop worrying about trinkets and just do your jobs.
Many think I am coming back to wrestling to save it... Save it from what? We have enough super heroes trying to save something that does not need to be saved. It's not in a burning building. It is not a infant baby stuck in a well with the entire world watching while they dance to bad 80's music and take orders from Regan. If you didn't catch that joke, maybe it's cause you are the joke.
The first man who steps up I might just spit in his mouth, piss on his wife and shit on his kids. I can't wait to re-enter the ring.
BBMT:
This promo is about as quick
as your sex life.
I tell them "cause the rest of the wrestlers are not on tv enough."
They have no work ethic and they lack even more so in the wrestling ring. I bet the first time I step into the ring the first thing my opponent will tell me is that he is better than me. He then will go on to spew his resume to me as if I am supposed to be impressed. I am not...
The reason...
Every thing he is telling me he is proud to have, i use as filler to what I am about to do to my resume. Why these idiots are going on the "Cheaters" show trying to expose their career for cheating on them with me, I will be at laughing from my lazy boy.
I am Mr. "Bad Boy" Marcus T. The man who have college thesis written about him by future doctors of the world. What the fuck would I need to beat down a low life like Jamie Krenshaw, or looser like Krunch in order to get my jollys off?
The freaks carry on about titles like shift leader worry about trinkets on shirts on his waiters. Sorry fellas, this is not the movie "Office Space" and none of you fools are Jennifer Aniston, so do yourself a favor and stop worrying about trinkets and just do your jobs.
Many think I am coming back to wrestling to save it... Save it from what? We have enough super heroes trying to save something that does not need to be saved. It's not in a burning building. It is not a infant baby stuck in a well with the entire world watching while they dance to bad 80's music and take orders from Regan. If you didn't catch that joke, maybe it's cause you are the joke.
The first man who steps up I might just spit in his mouth, piss on his wife and shit on his kids. I can't wait to re-enter the ring.
BBMT:
This promo is about as quick
as your sex life.