Post by Marcus T on Jul 24, 2008 15:42:02 GMT -5
It was a hot and steamy Thursday after noon. They prepared endlessly as if they have never done this before, even if they have done it millions of times in the past. From the big wig who rips off the little man in his company, to the old guy who retires and helps in his spare time.
The new the old, the young and the very fucking old. They wait in the 103 degree DFW heat waiting for their men, waiting for....
THE COCKS TO COME ROLLING IN!!!
Who am I'm talking about? The DFW American Airline Dick Riding Circus!!!!
Off in a far far corner they wait for three hours for their favorite cocks, the Dallas Cowboys, to come strolling threw. They trinkle in staring with the no namers in the offices of the Cowboys, and suddenly... The DFW AMerican Airline Dick Riding Cricus music is qued. They hug thier cocks as they role threw, suddenly transforming from humans to life size Cock Jockey's.. Blurting ignorant shit like
Old fat white lady: "WHERE IS ROMO!!!!"
Star struck old negro: "Did T.O show up yet? I bet that is his ride, I know that ride from any where, OOOOWWWEEE, sure is sweet."
Even the lowest man in the company is suddenly a somebody as he approaches 4 ground mechanics and 3 air plane mechanics, who are only here to make sure shit don't break.
Wanna Be Poo Butt Nobody Cock Jocky: The Dallas Cowboys asked could you guys move, they have to come threw here.
Before your hero, good ole Marcus T could say something that could get him fired, he is swiftly pushed out the way. They all knew it was bull shit, the guy just had a need to walk around and prove to the Dallas Cowboys he was more than just a guy who loaded their bags in the belly of the plane but, he is the most important member of The DFW American Airline Dick Riding Circus!!!! HE IS THE NUMBER ONE COCK JOCKY!!
Romo, with his late ass, ease his way on the plane.
Pacman jones was searched five times for knives, money, and common sense. THey wanted to make sure he could not make it "rain" in the plane.
T.O - Was a smart one he never showed up.
None the less the Cock Jockies where not disapointed, they got all the cock they could handle for three solid hours!! From Wade Phillips old ass right down to the free agent rookie who will be cut by the end of the week.
Now we come to a close with Fat White Chick who hugged every fucking memember of the Cowboys Staff directing the mechanics to leave before the plane left. Yes... even the air plan mechanics, who had to make sure the plane does not crash before take off, she wanted them gone, it was said she wanted all the Cock riding memories to herself... or that is how Marcus tells the story.
The new the old, the young and the very fucking old. They wait in the 103 degree DFW heat waiting for their men, waiting for....
THE COCKS TO COME ROLLING IN!!!
Who am I'm talking about? The DFW American Airline Dick Riding Circus!!!!
Off in a far far corner they wait for three hours for their favorite cocks, the Dallas Cowboys, to come strolling threw. They trinkle in staring with the no namers in the offices of the Cowboys, and suddenly... The DFW AMerican Airline Dick Riding Cricus music is qued. They hug thier cocks as they role threw, suddenly transforming from humans to life size Cock Jockey's.. Blurting ignorant shit like
Old fat white lady: "WHERE IS ROMO!!!!"
Star struck old negro: "Did T.O show up yet? I bet that is his ride, I know that ride from any where, OOOOWWWEEE, sure is sweet."
Even the lowest man in the company is suddenly a somebody as he approaches 4 ground mechanics and 3 air plane mechanics, who are only here to make sure shit don't break.
Wanna Be Poo Butt Nobody Cock Jocky: The Dallas Cowboys asked could you guys move, they have to come threw here.
Before your hero, good ole Marcus T could say something that could get him fired, he is swiftly pushed out the way. They all knew it was bull shit, the guy just had a need to walk around and prove to the Dallas Cowboys he was more than just a guy who loaded their bags in the belly of the plane but, he is the most important member of The DFW American Airline Dick Riding Circus!!!! HE IS THE NUMBER ONE COCK JOCKY!!
Romo, with his late ass, ease his way on the plane.
Pacman jones was searched five times for knives, money, and common sense. THey wanted to make sure he could not make it "rain" in the plane.
T.O - Was a smart one he never showed up.
None the less the Cock Jockies where not disapointed, they got all the cock they could handle for three solid hours!! From Wade Phillips old ass right down to the free agent rookie who will be cut by the end of the week.
Now we come to a close with Fat White Chick who hugged every fucking memember of the Cowboys Staff directing the mechanics to leave before the plane left. Yes... even the air plan mechanics, who had to make sure the plane does not crash before take off, she wanted them gone, it was said she wanted all the Cock riding memories to herself... or that is how Marcus tells the story.
