Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Aug 6, 2008 17:59:55 GMT -5
(The scene opens up with The Wizard of Ahhhhs seated on one end of a table. He has a small bowl of peanuts in front of him. The Huge Guy is seated at the other end of the table, listening to him speak.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: ... so this woman walks into an adult store looking for a new toy.
Huge Guy: Adult store? You mean like Home Depot, where grown ups shop?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: No, like a adult store. Sex shop.. XXX rated?
Huge Guy: Oh okay.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So this woman.
Huge Guy: OHHHH! AN ADULT STORE! I get it now.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: ..........
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs looks awkwardly at the Huge Guy. Did I mention this dude is fucking huge yet? Well, he is. MASSIVE.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: You good? Can I continue?
Huge Guy: Yup.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So she's in the store and she's looking around for a new sex toy. She can't really see anything around that she wants all that much.
Huge Guy: That's a shame.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: The store clerk sees her looking around and he calls her over to the counter where he is standing. He says that he has a fantastic dildo he would like to sell her that is voice activated.
Huge Guy: One of those new fangeled ones, huh?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Very state of the art. It's called "VooDoo Dick" says the store clerk. However.. the woman is skeptical and doesn't believe the store clerk. The store clerk says, "Fine, I'll show you. VooDoo Dick.... the door." Up from the box springs the dildo and it goes zinging through the air towards the door. Once it hits the door, it starts trying to penetrate the wood, slamming itself into the door repeatedly.
Huge Guy: WOW!
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: That's what the woman said. She was blown away at what she was seeing. The store clerk says, "VooDoo Dick.. back in the box." Just like that, the dildo stops pounding the door and zips through the air and softly lands back in the box. The woman is breath taken and she decides that she wants to purchase the VooDoo Dick.
Huge Guy: Good call.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: The woman heads home immediately and once inside, she finds herself all alone. She decides it is a good time to try out her new toy by herself. Once in her room, she peels off her clothing and lays on the bed. "VooDoo Dick.. my pussy," says the woman. With that, the box top springs open and out comes VooDoo Dick, whistling through the air and it starts to get to work on her.
Huge Guy: Uh huh...
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: The woman is loving it... She's arching her back, she's moaning like a hyena, she's having orgasm after orgasm.
Huge Guy: Uh huh....
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Her husband comes home from work and hears her crying out loudly. He storms up the stairs and blasts through the door of their bedroom, expecting to catch her in the act with another man.
Huge Guy: There is no one there though.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: No, there isn't. The husband screams, "ALRIGHT, WHERE IS HE!?!" The woman cries out, "No sweetie, it's VooDoo Dick!" The husband looks around frantically. "WHAT?! VOODOO DICK MY ASS!"
(The Huge Guy sits on the edge of his seat waiting for more to come.)
Huge Guy: ......
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: VOODOO DICK MY ASS!
Huge Guy: ...... OHHHH!!!
(The scene cuts out. Amburger.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: ... so this woman walks into an adult store looking for a new toy.
Huge Guy: Adult store? You mean like Home Depot, where grown ups shop?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: No, like a adult store. Sex shop.. XXX rated?
Huge Guy: Oh okay.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So this woman.
Huge Guy: OHHHH! AN ADULT STORE! I get it now.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: ..........
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs looks awkwardly at the Huge Guy. Did I mention this dude is fucking huge yet? Well, he is. MASSIVE.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: You good? Can I continue?
Huge Guy: Yup.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So she's in the store and she's looking around for a new sex toy. She can't really see anything around that she wants all that much.
Huge Guy: That's a shame.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: The store clerk sees her looking around and he calls her over to the counter where he is standing. He says that he has a fantastic dildo he would like to sell her that is voice activated.
Huge Guy: One of those new fangeled ones, huh?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Very state of the art. It's called "VooDoo Dick" says the store clerk. However.. the woman is skeptical and doesn't believe the store clerk. The store clerk says, "Fine, I'll show you. VooDoo Dick.... the door." Up from the box springs the dildo and it goes zinging through the air towards the door. Once it hits the door, it starts trying to penetrate the wood, slamming itself into the door repeatedly.
Huge Guy: WOW!
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: That's what the woman said. She was blown away at what she was seeing. The store clerk says, "VooDoo Dick.. back in the box." Just like that, the dildo stops pounding the door and zips through the air and softly lands back in the box. The woman is breath taken and she decides that she wants to purchase the VooDoo Dick.
Huge Guy: Good call.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: The woman heads home immediately and once inside, she finds herself all alone. She decides it is a good time to try out her new toy by herself. Once in her room, she peels off her clothing and lays on the bed. "VooDoo Dick.. my pussy," says the woman. With that, the box top springs open and out comes VooDoo Dick, whistling through the air and it starts to get to work on her.
Huge Guy: Uh huh...
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: The woman is loving it... She's arching her back, she's moaning like a hyena, she's having orgasm after orgasm.
Huge Guy: Uh huh....
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Her husband comes home from work and hears her crying out loudly. He storms up the stairs and blasts through the door of their bedroom, expecting to catch her in the act with another man.
Huge Guy: There is no one there though.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: No, there isn't. The husband screams, "ALRIGHT, WHERE IS HE!?!" The woman cries out, "No sweetie, it's VooDoo Dick!" The husband looks around frantically. "WHAT?! VOODOO DICK MY ASS!"
(The Huge Guy sits on the edge of his seat waiting for more to come.)
Huge Guy: ......
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: VOODOO DICK MY ASS!
Huge Guy: ...... OHHHH!!!
(The scene cuts out. Amburger.)