Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Aug 10, 2008 3:23:56 GMT -5
(The scene cuts in. The Wizard of Ahhhhs is standing in a room. Behind him is a ridiculously huge guy. Fucking titan, this fella. The Wizard of Ahhhhs points into the camera and looks all tough and shit.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I heard your challenge Adam Young. Something about swamp rats and burlap bags. I have a better idea.. why don't I just put that burlap bag over your face!
(The Wizard laughes and turns a bit. His shoulder hits the huge guy and he stops, looking startled and staring up the man. He pauses for a second and then looks back at the camera.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Yea, because... well, you're face is ugly and all, so there should be a bag over it.
(He points into the camera again and then bites on his finger for a second. He turns around and looks at the huge guy. He puts a hand over his mouth to cover his lips, but speaks in an audible whisper.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I don't know what else to say.....
(The huge guy shrugs. The Wizard realizes he isn't going to get much out of him. He turns back to the camera and points again.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So ummm,,, YEA! I accept your piddly challenge.
(The Wizard looks down for a moment and then an idea hits him.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: OH YEA! I FORGOT! You have to wrestle me in a match of my chosing to get yours, first, huh, don't ya? Yea, that's right you... you... you... YOU! Well here's the score dillweed. You want your match... then I challenge YOU... to a BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!
(The Huge Guy laughes. The Wizard of Ahhhhs turns around and smacks him on the chest with an open palm. He points a stern finger up into his face.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: KNOCK IT OFF! I'm trying to conduct a serious interview here.
Huge Guy: I'm sorry.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs turns back to the camera and points again.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Sooooo.... yea. There you have it. You and Me.. Bra and Panties match. Next Showdown. Patrick Martin will supply the attire, which will be worn underneath regular street clothing and the winner is the one who derobes the other of their clothing, leaving them in nothing but bra and panties. So, if you want this ridiculous swamp thing match to go down, then you'll have to go through my match first.
(The Wizard looks back at the huge guy.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: How should I end this?
(The Huge Guy puts his fingers on his temples and squeezes his eyes shut. He waits for a few moments and then stops, putting a finger up in the air. He leans down and whispers something into the Wizard's ear. The Wizard nods in approval. He looks into the camera and then back at the huge guy.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I'm impressed, that is actually pretty good.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs looks back into the camera.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: THE GREAT AHHHHS HAS SPOKEN!
(The Wizard folds his arms across his chest and makes a goofy looking face. He looks up at the huge guy and smacks him on the chest. The huge guy seems to snap to from something and reaches down, pulling out some sunglasses. He slides them on and looks down at the Wizard. He gets the idea and folds his arms across his chest as well. The Wizard refolds his arms across his chest. Priceless... bitches. The scene cuts)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I heard your challenge Adam Young. Something about swamp rats and burlap bags. I have a better idea.. why don't I just put that burlap bag over your face!
(The Wizard laughes and turns a bit. His shoulder hits the huge guy and he stops, looking startled and staring up the man. He pauses for a second and then looks back at the camera.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Yea, because... well, you're face is ugly and all, so there should be a bag over it.
(He points into the camera again and then bites on his finger for a second. He turns around and looks at the huge guy. He puts a hand over his mouth to cover his lips, but speaks in an audible whisper.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I don't know what else to say.....
(The huge guy shrugs. The Wizard realizes he isn't going to get much out of him. He turns back to the camera and points again.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: So ummm,,, YEA! I accept your piddly challenge.
(The Wizard looks down for a moment and then an idea hits him.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: OH YEA! I FORGOT! You have to wrestle me in a match of my chosing to get yours, first, huh, don't ya? Yea, that's right you... you... you... YOU! Well here's the score dillweed. You want your match... then I challenge YOU... to a BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!
(The Huge Guy laughes. The Wizard of Ahhhhs turns around and smacks him on the chest with an open palm. He points a stern finger up into his face.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: KNOCK IT OFF! I'm trying to conduct a serious interview here.
Huge Guy: I'm sorry.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs turns back to the camera and points again.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Sooooo.... yea. There you have it. You and Me.. Bra and Panties match. Next Showdown. Patrick Martin will supply the attire, which will be worn underneath regular street clothing and the winner is the one who derobes the other of their clothing, leaving them in nothing but bra and panties. So, if you want this ridiculous swamp thing match to go down, then you'll have to go through my match first.
(The Wizard looks back at the huge guy.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: How should I end this?
(The Huge Guy puts his fingers on his temples and squeezes his eyes shut. He waits for a few moments and then stops, putting a finger up in the air. He leans down and whispers something into the Wizard's ear. The Wizard nods in approval. He looks into the camera and then back at the huge guy.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I'm impressed, that is actually pretty good.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs looks back into the camera.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: THE GREAT AHHHHS HAS SPOKEN!
(The Wizard folds his arms across his chest and makes a goofy looking face. He looks up at the huge guy and smacks him on the chest. The huge guy seems to snap to from something and reaches down, pulling out some sunglasses. He slides them on and looks down at the Wizard. He gets the idea and folds his arms across his chest as well. The Wizard refolds his arms across his chest. Priceless... bitches. The scene cuts)