Post by Eno Redrum on Aug 21, 2008 4:29:22 GMT -5
Shaka: That's right niggas. . . wait I can't use the word nigga, I forgot that Massa Kingpin says that nigga is a bad word and I should sue something else. How about coon, jigga-boo, porch monkey, spear chunker, tar baby, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, mud duck, spade, tree swinger, welfare monkey, whale turd and shadow smurf. Damn nigga sounds pretty fuckin' good now don't it Massa Kingpin sir?
Anyways, the reason I am here is to tell all myghetto ass homies and white bitches out there that yours truly, Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South oak Cliff, TX has a brand new CD out just in time to order for the holidays.
That's right, I have teamed up with Psycho Bunny and Dragzilla to bring to you a Very Merry OJ Simpson Christmas sung by the Grandmaster of Jive, ME! Here is a sample of what you will get on this CD.
Sounds like Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
"OJ the handsom halfback,
Had a very shiney knife.
And if you ever saw it,
You'd be fearing for your life."
Sounds like Let It Snow
"Everybody knows OJ did it,
Then he took the knife and hid it.
But the jury said no, no, no,
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
Johnny Cocran said that Mark Ferman,
Is like that mustached German.
And the jury said Judge Ito,
Let him go, ket him go, let him go."
Sounds like Winter Wonder Land
"He didn't give testimony,
And his book was boloney.
Throughout the whole trial, he'd just sit and smile,
He walked and he never took the stand.
There was no testifying,
We would know he was lying.
He murdered them but, he kept his mouth shut,
he walked and he never took the stand."
Sounds like Deck The Halls
"Nicole and Roon are up in Heaven,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
OJ filed for Chapter seven,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
The IRS will soon be knocking,
Fa-la-la la-la la-la-la.
All his trophies he's been hocking,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la."
Dragzilla: This CD is a very special tribute to two of Black America's favorite people. It honors the birthof Jesus, the only white man who accepted the black man for who he is and OJ Simpson, the only black man to kill two white people and walk away with a smile on his face and some pep in his step. Now that's hot!
Psycho Bunny: COCA!
Shaka: Crazy ass crack tar baby nigga and faggot white boy, or girl. . . whatever the hell you are! Both you nigga shut the hell up. Now boys and girls in ghettos across America listen up, because there's more.
Sounds like It's Christmas Time
"He'll burn in Hell,
Burn in Hell.
Burn in Hell,
Burn in Hell.
Everyone knows OJ's guilty.
When he dies,
When he dies.
Hope he cries,
Hope he cries.
He'll burn in Hell Judgement Day."
Shaka: So there you have it, just a quick taste of a Very Merry OJ Simpson Christmas. And if you order today, I will send you my new hip-hop top the charts rap song "A OJ" set to the tune of "Ay Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris.
"I just got home from work today, so I turned my news on.
I can't believe my freakin eyes, every channel who's on.
Hall of Fame football star, whitey's favorite brutha man.
USC star running back, not Reggie Bush, none other than.
Mr. OJ Simpson man he trippin.
Got him walkin rather limpin.
Handcuffed, slippin in a squad car.
Orenthal James, what a shame, man you dumb as hell.
Denied at first now your butt is out on bail.
Charged with armed robberyof sports memorabilia.
Lucky Johnny Cocran passed, cuz he'd tried to kill ya.
If it don't fit, you must acquit, was the phrase.
Marcia Clark's laughin', Johnny's turnin' in his grave.
I thought you lost your mind, you wrote an "If I did it" book.
Met some folks at a wedding, got drunk and then you got booked.
Black folks cheered fthe first case now we Boo ya.
All for a photo of you and J Edgar Hoover.
Are you stupid or on drugs.
A OJ
Back in the court with the judge.
A OJ
Don't you know white people got a grudge.
A OJ
They'll lock you up this time, man you won't budge
A OJ
Whites and the thugs hollar
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
Crips and the Bloods holla
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
Shaka: So cash in yo welfare checks and send $19.99 to Psycho Bunny and Shaka Sho'Nuff Ghetto Ass Productions. The address is 1234 Bitch Better Have My Money Avenue, South Oak Cliff, TX. 75. . . wait, half you mutha fucka can read or write and damn sure can't afford a stamp so just call the special 900 number for the CD. Ph and remember, we be ghetto up in dis bitch so we also accept Food Stamps!
That number is 1-900-222-2666. If yo ass is too high to remember those numbers let me make it easy for you. Dial 1-900-BE-A-COON. That's 1-900-222-2666. Just $19.99 per minute, plus $19.99 for the CD and $19.99 for shipping and then another $19.99 for handling.
And just so ya knows, I'll keep making this hits and get me some ghetto ass sponsorship until the TWD wises up and puts my black ass back in the ring for a match and my shot at greatness. Currently I am working on a cereal by the ghetto, for the ghetto and with the ghetto in mind. I will be teaming up with Michael Vick to bring you Doggie Crunchie O's. until then, love, peace and keep the grease between the sheets. I'm out NIGGAS!
Anyways, the reason I am here is to tell all myghetto ass homies and white bitches out there that yours truly, Shaka Sho'Nuff the Shogun, Samurai, Player SLASH Pimp of South oak Cliff, TX has a brand new CD out just in time to order for the holidays.
That's right, I have teamed up with Psycho Bunny and Dragzilla to bring to you a Very Merry OJ Simpson Christmas sung by the Grandmaster of Jive, ME! Here is a sample of what you will get on this CD.
Sounds like Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
"OJ the handsom halfback,
Had a very shiney knife.
And if you ever saw it,
You'd be fearing for your life."
Sounds like Let It Snow
"Everybody knows OJ did it,
Then he took the knife and hid it.
But the jury said no, no, no,
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
Johnny Cocran said that Mark Ferman,
Is like that mustached German.
And the jury said Judge Ito,
Let him go, ket him go, let him go."
Sounds like Winter Wonder Land
"He didn't give testimony,
And his book was boloney.
Throughout the whole trial, he'd just sit and smile,
He walked and he never took the stand.
There was no testifying,
We would know he was lying.
He murdered them but, he kept his mouth shut,
he walked and he never took the stand."
Sounds like Deck The Halls
"Nicole and Roon are up in Heaven,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
OJ filed for Chapter seven,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
The IRS will soon be knocking,
Fa-la-la la-la la-la-la.
All his trophies he's been hocking,
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la."
Dragzilla: This CD is a very special tribute to two of Black America's favorite people. It honors the birthof Jesus, the only white man who accepted the black man for who he is and OJ Simpson, the only black man to kill two white people and walk away with a smile on his face and some pep in his step. Now that's hot!
Psycho Bunny: COCA!
Shaka: Crazy ass crack tar baby nigga and faggot white boy, or girl. . . whatever the hell you are! Both you nigga shut the hell up. Now boys and girls in ghettos across America listen up, because there's more.
Sounds like It's Christmas Time
"He'll burn in Hell,
Burn in Hell.
Burn in Hell,
Burn in Hell.
Everyone knows OJ's guilty.
When he dies,
When he dies.
Hope he cries,
Hope he cries.
He'll burn in Hell Judgement Day."
Shaka: So there you have it, just a quick taste of a Very Merry OJ Simpson Christmas. And if you order today, I will send you my new hip-hop top the charts rap song "A OJ" set to the tune of "Ay Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris.
"I just got home from work today, so I turned my news on.
I can't believe my freakin eyes, every channel who's on.
Hall of Fame football star, whitey's favorite brutha man.
USC star running back, not Reggie Bush, none other than.
Mr. OJ Simpson man he trippin.
Got him walkin rather limpin.
Handcuffed, slippin in a squad car.
Orenthal James, what a shame, man you dumb as hell.
Denied at first now your butt is out on bail.
Charged with armed robberyof sports memorabilia.
Lucky Johnny Cocran passed, cuz he'd tried to kill ya.
If it don't fit, you must acquit, was the phrase.
Marcia Clark's laughin', Johnny's turnin' in his grave.
I thought you lost your mind, you wrote an "If I did it" book.
Met some folks at a wedding, got drunk and then you got booked.
Black folks cheered fthe first case now we Boo ya.
All for a photo of you and J Edgar Hoover.
Are you stupid or on drugs.
A OJ
Back in the court with the judge.
A OJ
Don't you know white people got a grudge.
A OJ
They'll lock you up this time, man you won't budge
A OJ
Whites and the thugs hollar
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
Crips and the Bloods holla
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
A OJ
Shaka: So cash in yo welfare checks and send $19.99 to Psycho Bunny and Shaka Sho'Nuff Ghetto Ass Productions. The address is 1234 Bitch Better Have My Money Avenue, South Oak Cliff, TX. 75. . . wait, half you mutha fucka can read or write and damn sure can't afford a stamp so just call the special 900 number for the CD. Ph and remember, we be ghetto up in dis bitch so we also accept Food Stamps!
That number is 1-900-222-2666. If yo ass is too high to remember those numbers let me make it easy for you. Dial 1-900-BE-A-COON. That's 1-900-222-2666. Just $19.99 per minute, plus $19.99 for the CD and $19.99 for shipping and then another $19.99 for handling.
And just so ya knows, I'll keep making this hits and get me some ghetto ass sponsorship until the TWD wises up and puts my black ass back in the ring for a match and my shot at greatness. Currently I am working on a cereal by the ghetto, for the ghetto and with the ghetto in mind. I will be teaming up with Michael Vick to bring you Doggie Crunchie O's. until then, love, peace and keep the grease between the sheets. I'm out NIGGAS!
