Post by Beer Run on Aug 21, 2008 6:06:58 GMT -5
Scene-Dallas,Texas
TWD cameras are at Fox Sports Southwest studios for the very first episode of Wrestleing Beat with your host Stu Jones.
Stu-Welcome everyone to my show. Tonight we will take a look at the TWD tag team battle royal this weekend and introduce the World to its newest tag team yet they have been together all their lives. Welcome out Adam, Andrew and Sissy better known as Deathrow.
"Wanna be G's" by M.O.P. starts playing as the trio come out in orange Tarrant County jump suits and black boots.
Stu-Why what a look.
Adam-This aint no look, this is our life man. We are straight out of the joint! We are the new first family of professional wrestleing! Keep it up Stu and your head will be bashed in with my Louie.
Andrew-Yeah bitch, step the fuck off son! We are the damn joint and there aint nothing anyone can do about it.
Sissy-Stu best thing you can do is sit there and let my boys do what they do before they make you another one of our bitches!
Adam-Like Wizard of Cock sucking!
Andrew-You know he sure does have sweet lips like a fucking whore!
Adam-Stu you know what I'm going to let you sit over there in your little chair crying your eyes out wondering if I'm going to shank you or turn your ass out.
Stu curls up into a ball and tears fall down he's face.
Adam-Oh where to start where to start, well Brent you wanted me to turn it up and now you'll have to serve your sentence of total unpredictablity. Now you've got two of us in the TWD. Funny thing is no matter what we do the fans will chant Deathrow. The fans love me and they will love my little brother too.
Andrew-Now I'm going to address that cross dressing, pillow biteing, peter puffing Wizard. There aint no way in hell a male member of the Young family would ever wear a bra and panties.
Adam-Well don't forget about cousin Edgar.
Andrew-We wont get into that one. Maybe Wizard you might want to face Sissy instead. Just rest assured Wizard you will get yours sooner or even sooner. You wont know when or where but you son will be turned out.
Adam-Now I know there are several different teams joining up forces to try to step into my World of tag team wrestleing but you boys should know one thing a tag team battle royal aint no damn tag team wrestleing. Its what you can do in a real old fashioned wrestling match together. Can you actually trust your partner to watch your back when your moveing farther up that singles ladder than he is. Can you be sure he will save you from a two on one attack and not just stand their and watch you get hurt so he can move into your spot in the singles level.
Andrew-We can.
Adam-See we got something none of you have, blood.
Andrew-No matter what happens we will always watch each others backs. We aren't out for singles gold we're out for it all!
Sissy-Deathrow what a brother know bitches!
TWD cameras are at Fox Sports Southwest studios for the very first episode of Wrestleing Beat with your host Stu Jones.
Stu-Welcome everyone to my show. Tonight we will take a look at the TWD tag team battle royal this weekend and introduce the World to its newest tag team yet they have been together all their lives. Welcome out Adam, Andrew and Sissy better known as Deathrow.
"Wanna be G's" by M.O.P. starts playing as the trio come out in orange Tarrant County jump suits and black boots.
Stu-Why what a look.
Adam-This aint no look, this is our life man. We are straight out of the joint! We are the new first family of professional wrestleing! Keep it up Stu and your head will be bashed in with my Louie.
Andrew-Yeah bitch, step the fuck off son! We are the damn joint and there aint nothing anyone can do about it.
Sissy-Stu best thing you can do is sit there and let my boys do what they do before they make you another one of our bitches!
Adam-Like Wizard of Cock sucking!
Andrew-You know he sure does have sweet lips like a fucking whore!
Adam-Stu you know what I'm going to let you sit over there in your little chair crying your eyes out wondering if I'm going to shank you or turn your ass out.
Stu curls up into a ball and tears fall down he's face.
Adam-Oh where to start where to start, well Brent you wanted me to turn it up and now you'll have to serve your sentence of total unpredictablity. Now you've got two of us in the TWD. Funny thing is no matter what we do the fans will chant Deathrow. The fans love me and they will love my little brother too.
Andrew-Now I'm going to address that cross dressing, pillow biteing, peter puffing Wizard. There aint no way in hell a male member of the Young family would ever wear a bra and panties.
Adam-Well don't forget about cousin Edgar.
Andrew-We wont get into that one. Maybe Wizard you might want to face Sissy instead. Just rest assured Wizard you will get yours sooner or even sooner. You wont know when or where but you son will be turned out.
Adam-Now I know there are several different teams joining up forces to try to step into my World of tag team wrestleing but you boys should know one thing a tag team battle royal aint no damn tag team wrestleing. Its what you can do in a real old fashioned wrestling match together. Can you actually trust your partner to watch your back when your moveing farther up that singles ladder than he is. Can you be sure he will save you from a two on one attack and not just stand their and watch you get hurt so he can move into your spot in the singles level.
Andrew-We can.
Adam-See we got something none of you have, blood.
Andrew-No matter what happens we will always watch each others backs. We aren't out for singles gold we're out for it all!
Sissy-Deathrow what a brother know bitches!