Post by Eno Redrum on Aug 29, 2008 3:57:58 GMT -5
Announcer: From the writers and creator of this summer's smash comedy hit Tropic Thunder comes absolutely nothing new. Instead, Psycho Bunny has ripped off their movie and casted his own version of their movie and this is the crap he is pawning off as good cinamatric art Juggernaut Thunder.
The movie they think they're making... isn't a movie anymore, it's reality. What happens when real actors are forced into a situation were they must actually run a business and be successful like the real members of Juggernaut ENT? This is that story. . . This is Juggernaut Thunder.
Starring Mr. T. as Kingpin.
Mr. T.: I pitty the fool who don't who don't recognize I'm the Juggernaut bitch! Now cut my interview!
Announcer: Robert Downey Jr. as Bad Boy Marcus T.
Robert Downey Jr.: I'm a white man, playing a black man who thinks he is God!
Announcer: Michael Rapaport as Eno Redrum.
Michael Rapapport: Hey who better to play Eno Redrum than me? I am a white guy who thinks he is black and I am Jewish on top of that. Hell, I am more Eno Redrum than the real Eno Redrum.
Announcer: Samuel L. Jackson as Shaka Sho'Nuff the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX.
Samuel L. Jackson: I'm Shaka mutha fuckin' Sho'Nuff, the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH mutha fuckin' Pimp of South Oak Cliff, mutha fuckin' TX NIGGAS!
Announcer: Prince as Desmond "The Sexx Symbol Baggs.
Prince: Now do you want him or do you want me, cause I want. . . HIM! Mmmmmmmm, so sexxxy!
Announcer: And in his acting debut, Boy George as Dragzilla!
Boy Geirge: Do you really want to hurt me? Kiss, kiss my little bitches and boy toys.
Announcer: Also starring Jim Brown as BlackSmith, Tommy Lee as Thomas Luger, Ron Jeremy as Luke "The Porn God" Savage, Chef Boy-R-Dee as The Angry Chef, Little Jon as JahMon Rastafari and countless others.
And a very special appearance by Jade Diamond as Rob Blondie, Your Favorite Actor.
Jade Diamond: Rob Blondie's penis is this big!
Announcer: So catch Juggernaut Thunder which opens this week. This movie has been rated RC by the Motion Picture Association of America. RC for Really Crappy.
Here's what some celebrities had to say about the movie after seeing a special sneak preview.
Paris Hilton: That's Hot!
Randy Jackson of American Idol: Yo dog, that movie was on point!
MC Hammer: When it comes to this movie, you can't touch this!
Announcer: So go see Juggernaut Thunder. Tickets go on sale today for only $19.99 a ticket. Call 1-900-789-2257. That's 1-900-SUX-BALS.
Announcer: And now back to Entertainment Tonight with the latest on the Michael Jackson shocker!
The movie they think they're making... isn't a movie anymore, it's reality. What happens when real actors are forced into a situation were they must actually run a business and be successful like the real members of Juggernaut ENT? This is that story. . . This is Juggernaut Thunder.
Starring Mr. T. as Kingpin.
Mr. T.: I pitty the fool who don't who don't recognize I'm the Juggernaut bitch! Now cut my interview!
Announcer: Robert Downey Jr. as Bad Boy Marcus T.
Robert Downey Jr.: I'm a white man, playing a black man who thinks he is God!
Announcer: Michael Rapaport as Eno Redrum.
Michael Rapapport: Hey who better to play Eno Redrum than me? I am a white guy who thinks he is black and I am Jewish on top of that. Hell, I am more Eno Redrum than the real Eno Redrum.
Announcer: Samuel L. Jackson as Shaka Sho'Nuff the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX.
Samuel L. Jackson: I'm Shaka mutha fuckin' Sho'Nuff, the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH mutha fuckin' Pimp of South Oak Cliff, mutha fuckin' TX NIGGAS!
Announcer: Prince as Desmond "The Sexx Symbol Baggs.
Prince: Now do you want him or do you want me, cause I want. . . HIM! Mmmmmmmm, so sexxxy!
Announcer: And in his acting debut, Boy George as Dragzilla!
Boy Geirge: Do you really want to hurt me? Kiss, kiss my little bitches and boy toys.
Announcer: Also starring Jim Brown as BlackSmith, Tommy Lee as Thomas Luger, Ron Jeremy as Luke "The Porn God" Savage, Chef Boy-R-Dee as The Angry Chef, Little Jon as JahMon Rastafari and countless others.
And a very special appearance by Jade Diamond as Rob Blondie, Your Favorite Actor.
Jade Diamond: Rob Blondie's penis is this big!
Announcer: So catch Juggernaut Thunder which opens this week. This movie has been rated RC by the Motion Picture Association of America. RC for Really Crappy.
Here's what some celebrities had to say about the movie after seeing a special sneak preview.
Paris Hilton: That's Hot!
Randy Jackson of American Idol: Yo dog, that movie was on point!
MC Hammer: When it comes to this movie, you can't touch this!
Announcer: So go see Juggernaut Thunder. Tickets go on sale today for only $19.99 a ticket. Call 1-900-789-2257. That's 1-900-SUX-BALS.
Announcer: And now back to Entertainment Tonight with the latest on the Michael Jackson shocker!
