Post by Eno Redrum on Aug 29, 2008 6:40:34 GMT -5
Shaka Sho'Nuff: So it has been almost two months since Shaka Sho'Nuff, the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH Pimp of South Oak Cliff, TX has had a match in the TWD. My one and only match was against that island nigga JahMon Rastasuckmyballs and it ended in a draw. I decided last week it was time to make my presence known again and hope that the TWD Board would see that it is there loss when they don;t have me in the ring. With that in mind, I put a beat down on Eno Realdum and gave him the Foot Of Fury and made that jive turkey jewboy kiss my Converse.
However, I ain't in no matches and the hustle on the street has dried up with cops crackin' down so I had to go outs and gets me a J-O-B to pay for mom's nail appointments and shit like that. Yeah that's right mutha fuckas, Shaka Sho'Nuff is working for the man and that man is Jack of Jack in the Box. Shaka be runnin' shit at the druve-thru. Wait a minute, here comes a customer now.
What's up nigga? What it do? Welcome to Jizzack in the Bizzox! I am Shaka Sho'Nuff, the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH Pimp of this here fast food joint and I will be happy to fill your order if you know what I mean and I bet you do. So what it be playa?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, I'd like a Jumbo and a large fry.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Sorry there Spicoli, we're cleaning the grease fryer. We ain't gots no french fries today.
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, okay. Then just give me a small order of fries with the Jumbo Jack and a large Coke please.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Look chief maybe you didn't understand the words coming out of my mouth. I said we don't have any mutha fuckin fries today so how about something else biyatch?!
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, okay then. Umm, then just give me an order of fries and forget the Jumbo Jack and the large Coke.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Listen up cracka. Who put the STRAW in Strawberry?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, nature did?
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's right whitey, nature did. Now who put the APE in Apricot?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, nature did.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Correct again my little sheep fuckin' friend. Now listen carefully. Who put the FREAK in French Fries?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, there ain't no freak in French Fries.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's what I have been trying to tell you honkey! There ain't no freakin' french fries! Now get out of my sight before I kick your teeth so far down your fuckin' throat you'll have to sit on a Jumbo Jack to fuckin' eat it you damn retard! Oh, and have a nice day.
Manager: Shaka! What the hell was that?! That type of abuse towards a customer will not be tolerated. Consider yourself fired!
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Fine by me! Shit, that just means I can collect unemployment from your sorry ass. What you think about that Mr. Man? Shit, I gots me another job right next door at Subway's inner city store called GhettoWay. Matta of fact, I'm gonna go next door and work me a shift there. Outta my way bitch!
LATER THAT NIGHT
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Welcome to GhettoWay bitches! What it do?
Random Black Guy: Ya bro, what be the special today?
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Shit nigga do we have a special for you! Let me tell you about the All Pork Sammicho!
Random Black Guy: The All Pork Sammicho?!
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's right my brutha, the All Pork Sammicho! This bitch is straight ghetto. Even yo hommies are gonna want some of your All Pork, Artery Cloggin' Sammicho from GhettoWay! With tender triple fat bologna on all white Wonda Bread cuz you knows niggas in the hood love that Wonda Bread like a mofo! Even the strongest pimp can't resist Pork Liver Cheese, generic brand mustard, fattening mayonaise, and cheap ass ketchup that's gonna be oozin' off your ghettofabulious Sammicho that is toasted and tops with some generic ass Cheetos! Now this Sammicho, just be for you-o, so tell yo hommies to pop off-o, before you bust a cap in their ass-o.
The all new All Pork Sammicho also comes in a value pack meal for cheap ass niggas that like to get something for nothing. In the Value Pack Meal you get the All Pork Sammicho, pork rinds, hot or spicey, and a small glass of Kool-Aid, the official drink of niggas in the hood. All for the low low price of $19.99.
Random Black Guy: How much for just the All Pork Sammicho and not the value meal deal?
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's the beauty of it my nigga, the All Pork Sammicho by itself is also only $19.99. So hurry down to your neighborHOOD GhettoWay and get yo All Pork Sammicho today. GhettoWay is mmm, mmm, Hood!
However, I ain't in no matches and the hustle on the street has dried up with cops crackin' down so I had to go outs and gets me a J-O-B to pay for mom's nail appointments and shit like that. Yeah that's right mutha fuckas, Shaka Sho'Nuff is working for the man and that man is Jack of Jack in the Box. Shaka be runnin' shit at the druve-thru. Wait a minute, here comes a customer now.
What's up nigga? What it do? Welcome to Jizzack in the Bizzox! I am Shaka Sho'Nuff, the Samurai, Shogun, Player SLASH Pimp of this here fast food joint and I will be happy to fill your order if you know what I mean and I bet you do. So what it be playa?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, I'd like a Jumbo and a large fry.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Sorry there Spicoli, we're cleaning the grease fryer. We ain't gots no french fries today.
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, okay. Then just give me a small order of fries with the Jumbo Jack and a large Coke please.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Look chief maybe you didn't understand the words coming out of my mouth. I said we don't have any mutha fuckin fries today so how about something else biyatch?!
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, okay then. Umm, then just give me an order of fries and forget the Jumbo Jack and the large Coke.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Listen up cracka. Who put the STRAW in Strawberry?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, nature did?
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's right whitey, nature did. Now who put the APE in Apricot?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, nature did.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Correct again my little sheep fuckin' friend. Now listen carefully. Who put the FREAK in French Fries?
Stoner White Kid: Uhh, there ain't no freak in French Fries.
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's what I have been trying to tell you honkey! There ain't no freakin' french fries! Now get out of my sight before I kick your teeth so far down your fuckin' throat you'll have to sit on a Jumbo Jack to fuckin' eat it you damn retard! Oh, and have a nice day.
Manager: Shaka! What the hell was that?! That type of abuse towards a customer will not be tolerated. Consider yourself fired!
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Fine by me! Shit, that just means I can collect unemployment from your sorry ass. What you think about that Mr. Man? Shit, I gots me another job right next door at Subway's inner city store called GhettoWay. Matta of fact, I'm gonna go next door and work me a shift there. Outta my way bitch!
LATER THAT NIGHT
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Welcome to GhettoWay bitches! What it do?
Random Black Guy: Ya bro, what be the special today?
Shaka Sho'Nuff: Shit nigga do we have a special for you! Let me tell you about the All Pork Sammicho!
Random Black Guy: The All Pork Sammicho?!
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's right my brutha, the All Pork Sammicho! This bitch is straight ghetto. Even yo hommies are gonna want some of your All Pork, Artery Cloggin' Sammicho from GhettoWay! With tender triple fat bologna on all white Wonda Bread cuz you knows niggas in the hood love that Wonda Bread like a mofo! Even the strongest pimp can't resist Pork Liver Cheese, generic brand mustard, fattening mayonaise, and cheap ass ketchup that's gonna be oozin' off your ghettofabulious Sammicho that is toasted and tops with some generic ass Cheetos! Now this Sammicho, just be for you-o, so tell yo hommies to pop off-o, before you bust a cap in their ass-o.
The all new All Pork Sammicho also comes in a value pack meal for cheap ass niggas that like to get something for nothing. In the Value Pack Meal you get the All Pork Sammicho, pork rinds, hot or spicey, and a small glass of Kool-Aid, the official drink of niggas in the hood. All for the low low price of $19.99.
Random Black Guy: How much for just the All Pork Sammicho and not the value meal deal?
Shaka Sho'Nuff: That's the beauty of it my nigga, the All Pork Sammicho by itself is also only $19.99. So hurry down to your neighborHOOD GhettoWay and get yo All Pork Sammicho today. GhettoWay is mmm, mmm, Hood!
