Post by Eno Redrum on Aug 29, 2008 7:47:12 GMT -5
Dragzilla: That's right bitches and boy toys, Auntie Dragzilla is here on America's Got Talent and ready to do a song of my very own. It is an Electro-Pop Club song called "Curious." I hope all you judges like it, especially you David Hasslehoff, you sexy bitch! You can be my Knight Rider and I'll be Kit and you can ride me anytime sugar!
Now here's a little tale you don't hear too many times,
Especially from the bruthas that like to write rhymes.
How can I put this, I'm a regular guy,
But every now and then I like to go bi.
Sisters and brothers with you I'm gonna flirt,
And if there's a connection then let me insert.
My larger than life personality,
Into one of your tight cavities.
Psycho Bunny: He's curious.
Dragzilla: What can I say,
I never seen an ass I didn't want to slay.
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: He's curious.
Dragzilla You know how I do,
I'm into long dongs and coochies too.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: Can't make up my mind,
Bitch or bro, let's have a good time.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: Trailer Trash Tiffany, yeah I'll screw it,
Kingpin's Black-N-Mild, yeah I blew it.
Thomas Luger you're a perv, that's my kind of nigga,
Kingpin's about the money and I hate gold diggas.
Eno Redrum is the champ from the East to the West,
But he's a dirty ass Jew so I'll pass and say next.
JahMon Rastafari likes to get stoned,
I got some hash for his ass that'll make him wanna moan.
Shaka Sho'Nuff from the block, that afro's kinda hot,
Come over to myhouse and let me hit the spot.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: It's true, I like girls and guys,
Sometimes I like 'em straight, sometimes I like 'em bi.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: It ain't so taboo,
I have a lot of feelings that are hard to subdue.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: I like to have sex,
Don't care if you have a penis or if you got breasts.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: Just like the ancient Greeks
What can I say, I'm a natural born freak.
Rob Blondie your a tease and a Hollywood skeez,
And I ain't looking for no STD.
Katu Tui I'm immune to a nasty island goons,
How many times you get beat by Eno you dumb ass baffoon.
As for some chicks Janet Jackson I would hit,
She would se who's in Control when I expose her left tit.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: I like 'em thick and long,
I'm talking about legs, but also about schlongs.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: You know what I mean,
I'm loving the ladies and the occassional Marine.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: I'll take it up the butt,
But only with a reach around cuz I need to bust a nut.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: What else can I say,
in two or three years I'll be straight up gay.
Dragzilla (speaking): Hiro Tanaka. You can be my Dragon King and I'll be your Mulan.
Tommy "Southpaw" O'Malley. Let me be your leprechaun and I'll show you my little pot of gold.
Angry Chef. I am sure you and I could cook something hot up in the kitchen together.
Texas Crazy Horse Justin York. I'm gonna take you from behind and hang on for more than my 8 seconds. YEE-HAW! Ride'em Cowgirl!
I'm out. . . well sort of. Not to my mom's, but to my sister and to all my little bitches and boy toy fans and the roster of the TWD.
PEACE! Peace of ass that is!
Sharon Osbourne: That was absolutely dreadful. What in the world was that and what kind of name is Dragzilla? Do you really think America, or the world for that matter, wants to hear a song about you wanting to bump uglies with both guys and girls?
Dragzilla: Well, the world listens to your husband's garbage and we have understood a word he is saying for the past 20 years. What about you Hoff, what did you think of my sexy performance?
David Hasslehoff: Well it is by far the most interesting song and performance we have ever had here on America's Got Talent, I can tell you that much. Although I don't think America is ready for you, I can tell you that Europe would absolutely love you. If you are ever in Germany look me up and we can record a hit song together and you can open for me on tour. Dragzilla is Fabzilla in my book!
Dragzilla: Well thank you Hoff. Maybe you can join me ringside when I take on The Wizard of Ahhs this week. He is a dirty little tramp that has been bad and needs a good spanking. Maybe you can be my guest manager and we can deal out his punishment together that a good mommy and daddy. What do you say, wanna be my daddy Hoff? Kiss, kiss!
Davis Hasslehoff: Again, fabulous! You are a star in the making Dragzilla. I love you and people all over the world will love you even if America doesn't.
Jerry Springer: Well that's all the time we have for now. Tune in tomorrow to see which contestants make it and which ones get sent packing. I'm your host Jerry Springer sahying, until tomorrow. . .
Psycho Bunny: COCA!
Desmond: Mmmm, so sexxxy!
Now here's a little tale you don't hear too many times,
Especially from the bruthas that like to write rhymes.
How can I put this, I'm a regular guy,
But every now and then I like to go bi.
Sisters and brothers with you I'm gonna flirt,
And if there's a connection then let me insert.
My larger than life personality,
Into one of your tight cavities.
Psycho Bunny: He's curious.
Dragzilla: What can I say,
I never seen an ass I didn't want to slay.
Desmond "The Sexxx Symbol" Baggs: He's curious.
Dragzilla You know how I do,
I'm into long dongs and coochies too.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: Can't make up my mind,
Bitch or bro, let's have a good time.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: Trailer Trash Tiffany, yeah I'll screw it,
Kingpin's Black-N-Mild, yeah I blew it.
Thomas Luger you're a perv, that's my kind of nigga,
Kingpin's about the money and I hate gold diggas.
Eno Redrum is the champ from the East to the West,
But he's a dirty ass Jew so I'll pass and say next.
JahMon Rastafari likes to get stoned,
I got some hash for his ass that'll make him wanna moan.
Shaka Sho'Nuff from the block, that afro's kinda hot,
Come over to myhouse and let me hit the spot.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: It's true, I like girls and guys,
Sometimes I like 'em straight, sometimes I like 'em bi.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: It ain't so taboo,
I have a lot of feelings that are hard to subdue.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: I like to have sex,
Don't care if you have a penis or if you got breasts.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: Just like the ancient Greeks
What can I say, I'm a natural born freak.
Rob Blondie your a tease and a Hollywood skeez,
And I ain't looking for no STD.
Katu Tui I'm immune to a nasty island goons,
How many times you get beat by Eno you dumb ass baffoon.
As for some chicks Janet Jackson I would hit,
She would se who's in Control when I expose her left tit.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: I like 'em thick and long,
I'm talking about legs, but also about schlongs.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: You know what I mean,
I'm loving the ladies and the occassional Marine.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: I'll take it up the butt,
But only with a reach around cuz I need to bust a nut.
Psycho and Desmond: He's curious.
Dragzilla: What else can I say,
in two or three years I'll be straight up gay.
Dragzilla (speaking): Hiro Tanaka. You can be my Dragon King and I'll be your Mulan.
Tommy "Southpaw" O'Malley. Let me be your leprechaun and I'll show you my little pot of gold.
Angry Chef. I am sure you and I could cook something hot up in the kitchen together.
Texas Crazy Horse Justin York. I'm gonna take you from behind and hang on for more than my 8 seconds. YEE-HAW! Ride'em Cowgirl!
I'm out. . . well sort of. Not to my mom's, but to my sister and to all my little bitches and boy toy fans and the roster of the TWD.
PEACE! Peace of ass that is!
Sharon Osbourne: That was absolutely dreadful. What in the world was that and what kind of name is Dragzilla? Do you really think America, or the world for that matter, wants to hear a song about you wanting to bump uglies with both guys and girls?
Dragzilla: Well, the world listens to your husband's garbage and we have understood a word he is saying for the past 20 years. What about you Hoff, what did you think of my sexy performance?
David Hasslehoff: Well it is by far the most interesting song and performance we have ever had here on America's Got Talent, I can tell you that much. Although I don't think America is ready for you, I can tell you that Europe would absolutely love you. If you are ever in Germany look me up and we can record a hit song together and you can open for me on tour. Dragzilla is Fabzilla in my book!
Dragzilla: Well thank you Hoff. Maybe you can join me ringside when I take on The Wizard of Ahhs this week. He is a dirty little tramp that has been bad and needs a good spanking. Maybe you can be my guest manager and we can deal out his punishment together that a good mommy and daddy. What do you say, wanna be my daddy Hoff? Kiss, kiss!
Davis Hasslehoff: Again, fabulous! You are a star in the making Dragzilla. I love you and people all over the world will love you even if America doesn't.
Jerry Springer: Well that's all the time we have for now. Tune in tomorrow to see which contestants make it and which ones get sent packing. I'm your host Jerry Springer sahying, until tomorrow. . .
Psycho Bunny: COCA!
Desmond: Mmmm, so sexxxy!
