Post by lukesavage on Sept 3, 2008 23:46:01 GMT -5
Savage comes home, from a long workout. He goes into his room, and starts to undress, and then...
Luke: Why are you following me? Oh, this is the promo thing? OK. Hey, eyes up here!!
Oh, you're a woman?
Well hello, hello.
Anyway, as you can see I'm getting into the shower right now, but if you don't mind, I'll gladly discuss my tag team match with Jackme Dork, I mean Justin York and the Young boys.
Shower turns on, Savage gets in and starts to clean himself..
Now, about these Young fellas. I've seen their promos and seen some video footage of Adam Young and all I can say is this is going to be crazy!
Adam, you're awesome in the ring. Not like me, but still. But, I notice you're lacking something. What it is, I don't know. I lacked maturity, passion in the ring. I have that now, just after one match. But, what it is you had, you don't have anymore. You are not the same man I see when I watch this video footage.
Doesn't matter, see this is me saying that the TWD title will be mine one day. It is.....inevitable as you would say. Much like the 3-peat I'm gonna get for in the pron business when I when my third AVN this year for the work I did in my last movie, The Gaytrix.
Hey lady, you mind helping me out with something (He winks at her)
She puts the camera down, and steps to him.
Earth girls are easy. No thank you.
She frowns at him, albeit biting her bottom lip suggestively.
Fine, you can touch it.
She does so.
Alright that's enough......wait what are you doing.....oh shit....
She starts to stroke up and down the shaft. Considering the unexpectedness of this, the fact that he is wet from water, and that he stopped having sex for a while in order to train. he busts one into her hand quick. Not Justin York quick, but quick still. Afterwards, she licks the stuff out of her hand, and continues filming as if nothing happened. Savage looks at her in a trance, but snaps out of it.
Um......see it's Hardcore to find someone you've never known to jack you off, and then clean it up for you.
That doing it yourself shit and not cleaning it up, is just nasty, especially when you have a woman in the house.
And this is why I will win the match this week against the Young Brothers and why Justin York doesn't even matter, that's why I barely mentioned him in this promo. See the difference between you and me Justin is Tiffany stays with me because I give her what she wants, needs and craves. You think you can take her away from me then go ahead and try, just know that I have what she needs and she will always stay with her dope man and her dope is right her between my legs with my "secret sauce." Oh well, see you in the ring. Now Preston Harvard why don't you put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Luke: Why are you following me? Oh, this is the promo thing? OK. Hey, eyes up here!!
Oh, you're a woman?
Well hello, hello.
Anyway, as you can see I'm getting into the shower right now, but if you don't mind, I'll gladly discuss my tag team match with Jackme Dork, I mean Justin York and the Young boys.
Shower turns on, Savage gets in and starts to clean himself..
Now, about these Young fellas. I've seen their promos and seen some video footage of Adam Young and all I can say is this is going to be crazy!
Adam, you're awesome in the ring. Not like me, but still. But, I notice you're lacking something. What it is, I don't know. I lacked maturity, passion in the ring. I have that now, just after one match. But, what it is you had, you don't have anymore. You are not the same man I see when I watch this video footage.
Doesn't matter, see this is me saying that the TWD title will be mine one day. It is.....inevitable as you would say. Much like the 3-peat I'm gonna get for in the pron business when I when my third AVN this year for the work I did in my last movie, The Gaytrix.
Hey lady, you mind helping me out with something (He winks at her)
She puts the camera down, and steps to him.
Earth girls are easy. No thank you.
She frowns at him, albeit biting her bottom lip suggestively.
Fine, you can touch it.
She does so.
Alright that's enough......wait what are you doing.....oh shit....
She starts to stroke up and down the shaft. Considering the unexpectedness of this, the fact that he is wet from water, and that he stopped having sex for a while in order to train. he busts one into her hand quick. Not Justin York quick, but quick still. Afterwards, she licks the stuff out of her hand, and continues filming as if nothing happened. Savage looks at her in a trance, but snaps out of it.
Um......see it's Hardcore to find someone you've never known to jack you off, and then clean it up for you.
That doing it yourself shit and not cleaning it up, is just nasty, especially when you have a woman in the house.
And this is why I will win the match this week against the Young Brothers and why Justin York doesn't even matter, that's why I barely mentioned him in this promo. See the difference between you and me Justin is Tiffany stays with me because I give her what she wants, needs and craves. You think you can take her away from me then go ahead and try, just know that I have what she needs and she will always stay with her dope man and her dope is right her between my legs with my "secret sauce." Oh well, see you in the ring. Now Preston Harvard why don't you put that in your pipe and smoke it!