Post by Eno Redrum on Sept 4, 2008 12:35:34 GMT -5
Dragzilla: After mysuccess on Gay America's Got Talent, David Hasslehoff has decided to sign me to a record deal and here is the first single from my upcoming CD entitled Dragzilla: Put It In You. I hope you enjoy it. it is called You're Gay and is based off the Daniel Powter song Bad Day.
Where is a fat cock when you need it the most,
A hard throbbing rod to fill up your butthole.
if you know Madonna's real last name,
Or talk about football like it's lame.
Then I don't need no carrying on.
'Cause you know that you're gay,
You wanna suck cock.
You say that your straight,
But we know that you're not.
You are so far in the closet,
That you have found your Christmas presents.
You know you are gay,
We all know so don't lie.
You should come out, I think it's really about time.
You know that you're gay,
You're really gay.
Well, you need an all-male holiday,
A place where just boys frolic and play.
And you can let it all hang out.
You know that you're gay,
You want your butt fucked.
You say that you're straight,
But it's cock you want to suck.
You know that your ass,
You want guys to pound.
And when you shower at the gym you always look down.
You know you are gay,
We all know, don't lie.
You should come out, it's about time.
You know that you're gay.
You know that you're gay.
Psycho Bunnny: Yeah, you're really gay.
Dragzilla: Yes, you are really gay.
Desmond: Yeah, you're really gay.
Dragzilla: Yes, you're really fucking gay.
Also, my CD includes songs like Hey There Chlamydia which is based on the song Hey There Delilah and is a tribute to all the STDs I am sure Tomas Luger has gooten over the years. Also there is I'm Bringing Bacon Back which is a parody if Justin Timberlake's I'm Bringing Sexy Back and is in honor of our new champion and pork lover Eno Redrum.
Desmond: Psssst! Eno is Jewish they hate bacon. Mmmmm that is soooo sexxxy!
Dragzilla: Whatever! Just by my damn CD or I will come to your house dressed as Marilyn Monroe and sing Happy Birthday to you. Don't believe me then ask Kingpin. I did it for him on hisborthday one year and even got him a 25ft ice sculpture of a penis that shot foam out of it's pee hole for his birthday.
Kiss, kiss my little bitches and boy toys!
Where is a fat cock when you need it the most,
A hard throbbing rod to fill up your butthole.
if you know Madonna's real last name,
Or talk about football like it's lame.
Then I don't need no carrying on.
'Cause you know that you're gay,
You wanna suck cock.
You say that your straight,
But we know that you're not.
You are so far in the closet,
That you have found your Christmas presents.
You know you are gay,
We all know so don't lie.
You should come out, I think it's really about time.
You know that you're gay,
You're really gay.
Well, you need an all-male holiday,
A place where just boys frolic and play.
And you can let it all hang out.
You know that you're gay,
You want your butt fucked.
You say that you're straight,
But it's cock you want to suck.
You know that your ass,
You want guys to pound.
And when you shower at the gym you always look down.
You know you are gay,
We all know, don't lie.
You should come out, it's about time.
You know that you're gay.
You know that you're gay.
Psycho Bunnny: Yeah, you're really gay.
Dragzilla: Yes, you are really gay.
Desmond: Yeah, you're really gay.
Dragzilla: Yes, you're really fucking gay.
Also, my CD includes songs like Hey There Chlamydia which is based on the song Hey There Delilah and is a tribute to all the STDs I am sure Tomas Luger has gooten over the years. Also there is I'm Bringing Bacon Back which is a parody if Justin Timberlake's I'm Bringing Sexy Back and is in honor of our new champion and pork lover Eno Redrum.
Desmond: Psssst! Eno is Jewish they hate bacon. Mmmmm that is soooo sexxxy!
Dragzilla: Whatever! Just by my damn CD or I will come to your house dressed as Marilyn Monroe and sing Happy Birthday to you. Don't believe me then ask Kingpin. I did it for him on hisborthday one year and even got him a 25ft ice sculpture of a penis that shot foam out of it's pee hole for his birthday.
Kiss, kiss my little bitches and boy toys!
