Post by Eno Redrum on Sept 18, 2008 22:29:28 GMT -5
Christopher "Fat Ass" Miller: okay and welcome back to the Fat Ass Miller Show on Sirrius Radio. Now you have all heard of Miller Light and their "Living the High Life Commercials," right? Well I am here to tell you that is some BULLSHIT! Who the hell is living the high life drinking cheap ass beer that's cheaper than Trailer Trash Tiffany!?
Well, me and my boy. . . my girl. . . uhm what the hell ever he/she is, Dragzilla have teamed up and have a new promo for JENT lite, the true beer of champions. It's called "Living the Straight Or Gay Life. Now here to help me with this is none other than the true Harcore Diva of Wrestling, Dragzilla!
Dragzilla: Hello bitches and boy toys. FIRST CALLER!
Fat Ass: Damn, you ready to get to it aint'cha. okay, caller you're on the air.
Caller #1; Uhm yeah, I was at teh Cowboys/Eagles game this past week as the Cowboys beat up on Philly and won the game in dramatic fashion. me and my boys were stoked, we even beat up a Philly fan in the parking lot afterthe game. Am I living the gay or straight life.
Fat Ass: My brother you are definately living the straight life. Dragz, what'cha think?
Dragzilla: He may be living the straight life now, but after that confession on the radio, when the cops get ahold of him and he goes to jail for assault he will DEFINATELY be living the gay life as he will be some cell mates bitch. He'll be using Skittles as eye liner and his asshole will be so stretched out you could park a caddy up in it.
Fat Ass: Uh yeah, okay next caller.
Caller #2: Hello, I am at this club where the bartender is wearing assless chaps, they are playing a bunch of Cher music, people are drinking fruity neon colored drinks and the topic of conversation is Paris Hilton and her energy ideas. Am I living the gay or straight life?
Fat Ass: This must be a prank call cause you know damn well that is 100% gay.
Dragzilla; Oh no it isn't Prissy Chrissy.
Fat Ass: How you figure that Dragz?
Dragzilla: Because to me, that sounds like heaven!
Paris Hilton: That's hot!
Dragzilla: Bitch be gone! You have interrupted me for the last time. When I get my hands on you I will pimp you out to the Too Live Crew and afterwards all you will be able to say is, "Me love you long time," and "no boom-boom with soul brother. Soul brother too boo-coo." Now get, devil woman get behind thee!
Fat Ass: Shit Dragz, don't run her off, you know I likes me some white women.
Anyway, be sure to pick up a six pack of JENT lite the next time you are out and about. the official drink of the hood, next to Kool-Aid of course.
Well, me and my boy. . . my girl. . . uhm what the hell ever he/she is, Dragzilla have teamed up and have a new promo for JENT lite, the true beer of champions. It's called "Living the Straight Or Gay Life. Now here to help me with this is none other than the true Harcore Diva of Wrestling, Dragzilla!
Dragzilla: Hello bitches and boy toys. FIRST CALLER!
Fat Ass: Damn, you ready to get to it aint'cha. okay, caller you're on the air.
Caller #1; Uhm yeah, I was at teh Cowboys/Eagles game this past week as the Cowboys beat up on Philly and won the game in dramatic fashion. me and my boys were stoked, we even beat up a Philly fan in the parking lot afterthe game. Am I living the gay or straight life.
Fat Ass: My brother you are definately living the straight life. Dragz, what'cha think?
Dragzilla: He may be living the straight life now, but after that confession on the radio, when the cops get ahold of him and he goes to jail for assault he will DEFINATELY be living the gay life as he will be some cell mates bitch. He'll be using Skittles as eye liner and his asshole will be so stretched out you could park a caddy up in it.
Fat Ass: Uh yeah, okay next caller.
Caller #2: Hello, I am at this club where the bartender is wearing assless chaps, they are playing a bunch of Cher music, people are drinking fruity neon colored drinks and the topic of conversation is Paris Hilton and her energy ideas. Am I living the gay or straight life?
Fat Ass: This must be a prank call cause you know damn well that is 100% gay.
Dragzilla; Oh no it isn't Prissy Chrissy.
Fat Ass: How you figure that Dragz?
Dragzilla: Because to me, that sounds like heaven!
Paris Hilton: That's hot!
Dragzilla: Bitch be gone! You have interrupted me for the last time. When I get my hands on you I will pimp you out to the Too Live Crew and afterwards all you will be able to say is, "Me love you long time," and "no boom-boom with soul brother. Soul brother too boo-coo." Now get, devil woman get behind thee!
Fat Ass: Shit Dragz, don't run her off, you know I likes me some white women.
Anyway, be sure to pick up a six pack of JENT lite the next time you are out and about. the official drink of the hood, next to Kool-Aid of course.
