Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Sept 19, 2008 17:20:45 GMT -5
(The scene cuts in. The Wizard of Ahhhhs is seated on the couch watching TV, flipping through the channels. Off Constantly bursts into the room.)
Off Constantly: I'VE GOT IT!!
(A bowl of popcorn is flung high into the air and the kernels scatter everywhere. The Wizard of Ahhhhs rises from his seat with a look of grave discontempt on his face. He marches over and points a quick finger up into the face of his large cohort.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT?!?!
Off Constantly: Did I startle you?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I should beat your ass every time that you do that to me.
(Off Constantly chuckles light heartedly.)
Off Constantly: That's what I was going to tell you. I came up with my own signature line.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: OHHHHH!!! You came up with your own liiiiiine. Well shit, let's hear it.
(Off Constantly clears his throat and steadies himself, with hands raised in the air like he's about to drop a bomb on someone.)
Off Constantly: You can beat Off Constantly.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs looks stunned.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: That's actually pretty good.
Off Constantly: I know. I'm schweet.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs returns to his TV watching his a smirk on his face.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhhs: Hah.. you can't beat Off Constantly. That's clever.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs picks up the remote and starts flipping channels.)
Off Constantly: WAIT! STOP!! GO BACK!
(The Wizard changes the channel back and it lands on Fox Kids.)
Off Constantly: This is the movie about the pig that can do tricks.. with you know, the spider that spins words into her web. I love this movie.
(Off Constantly walks around the couch and settles down. He starts picking up popcorn kernels off the couch and popping them into his mouth. The Wizard looks dumbfounded and he very slowly slides the remote next to the big fella and slips off the couch to do something else.)
Off Constantly: Duuuuuuuuuumbo.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs shakes his head and meanders out of the room.)
Off Constantly: I love that pig.
(The scene cuts.)
Off Constantly: I'VE GOT IT!!
(A bowl of popcorn is flung high into the air and the kernels scatter everywhere. The Wizard of Ahhhhs rises from his seat with a look of grave discontempt on his face. He marches over and points a quick finger up into the face of his large cohort.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT?!?!
Off Constantly: Did I startle you?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I should beat your ass every time that you do that to me.
(Off Constantly chuckles light heartedly.)
Off Constantly: That's what I was going to tell you. I came up with my own signature line.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: OHHHHH!!! You came up with your own liiiiiine. Well shit, let's hear it.
(Off Constantly clears his throat and steadies himself, with hands raised in the air like he's about to drop a bomb on someone.)
Off Constantly: You can beat Off Constantly.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs looks stunned.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: That's actually pretty good.
Off Constantly: I know. I'm schweet.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs returns to his TV watching his a smirk on his face.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhhs: Hah.. you can't beat Off Constantly. That's clever.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs picks up the remote and starts flipping channels.)
Off Constantly: WAIT! STOP!! GO BACK!
(The Wizard changes the channel back and it lands on Fox Kids.)
Off Constantly: This is the movie about the pig that can do tricks.. with you know, the spider that spins words into her web. I love this movie.
(Off Constantly walks around the couch and settles down. He starts picking up popcorn kernels off the couch and popping them into his mouth. The Wizard looks dumbfounded and he very slowly slides the remote next to the big fella and slips off the couch to do something else.)
Off Constantly: Duuuuuuuuuumbo.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs shakes his head and meanders out of the room.)
Off Constantly: I love that pig.
(The scene cuts.)