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Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Oct 8, 2008 9:29:54 GMT -5
(The scene cuts open. The Wizard of Ahhhhs is shown laying in bed, all stretched out across his bed in just his boxers. There is a knock on his bedroom door. He stirs a little, but doesn't wake him from his slumber. Off Constantly pokes his head through the door and looks around.)
Off Constantly: Hey.
(The Wizard remains sleeping.)
Off Constantly: HEY!
(The Wizard remains sleeping.)
Off Constantly: HEY YOO!!!!!!!!!!
(The Wizard remains sleeping. Off Constantly walks into the room and starts to shake him violently.)
Off Constantly: HELLO?!?!?!?!
(The Wizard remains sleeping. Off Constantly stops and looks down at him.)
Off Constantly: Have it your way. I know you're faking.
(Off Constantly walks out of the room. The Wizard is smirking for a minute after he leaves. Off Constantly comes back into the room with a large bowl and he dumps it's contents of ice water onto the Wizard.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: FUCK ME RUNNING!!!!
(The Wizard bolts up out of bed and looks down at his soaked mattress. He looks back at Off Constantly with a sinister glare.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?
Off Constantly: Time to get up budday...
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Jesus.. why?
(The door swings open. Enter Chris Freytag.)
Chris Freytag: Because I said so. Get your ass up and outside in ten minutes. Time to run.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Run?
Freytag and Constantly: RUN!
(The scene cuts.)
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