Post by The Wizard of Ahhhhs on Oct 25, 2008 14:53:34 GMT -5
(The scene opens. The Wizard of Ahhhhs is shown jogging at a brisk pace. He is wearing purple short shorts and a bright yellow, half cut tee shirt, with purple head and wrist bands on. The camera pans wide and Off Constantly is following behind him in a golf cart.)
Off Constantly: I dont know but I've been told....
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I dont know but I've been told....
Off Constantly: Whining about your childhood's pretty old.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Whining about your childhood's pretty old.
Off Constantly: Listen up and listen well....
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Listen up and listen well...
Off Constantly: Your parents will probably burn in hell...
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs turns his head and looks back.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Duh fock?!?
(Off Constantly shrugs)
Off Constantly: I don't know. It was kinda double productive.. in keeping you with pace and also saying a little bit for Insomnia.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: That was the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Off Constantly: It was all I could think of at the moment. Just keep running.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Jesus, how much longer? We've already been out here for 10 minutes!! I'm starting to perspire!
(Off Constantly looks down at his swatch watch.)
Off Constantly: Chris Freytag wants you running every other day to build up your stamina.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Ugh. This wasn't in the brochure.
Off Constantly: I know. I haven't saw anything like the pictures in there yet. You do execute a mean looking headlock though. That's a start, right?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: This wrestling thing is pretty tough. It's a good thing I don't have to wrestle every show, because I'm so tender after it's over.
(The two continue to keep pace for a bit.)
Off Constantly: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Repeat.
Off Constantly: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Repeat.
Off Constantly: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Repeat.
(The scene fades out slowly. After a few moments of darkness, it fades back in. The Wizard of Ahhhhs is shown inside a wrestling ring. He is wearing a magenta colored singlet and is bouncing off the ropes. Chris Freytag is standing in the ring wearing black warm up pants and a striped referee shirt.)
Chris Freytag: Again.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs runs from one side of the ring to the other and bounces off the ropes.)
Chris Freytag: Again.
(The same is repeated.)
Chris Freytag: Again.
(You get the idea.)
Chris Freytag: Take a break.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs trips over his own feet trying to get out of the ring and his body crumples near the edge of the ring apron in exhaustion. His arms hang over the edge. Off Constantly walks over, wearing blue jeans and has a towel thrown over one shoulder. He walks over next to the Wizard of Ahhhhs with a water bottle in his hand. He takes a drink from the bottle himself and pats his face down with the towel.)
Off Constantly: Pheww... it's hot in here.
(The scene cuts out.)
Off Constantly: I dont know but I've been told....
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: I dont know but I've been told....
Off Constantly: Whining about your childhood's pretty old.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Whining about your childhood's pretty old.
Off Constantly: Listen up and listen well....
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Listen up and listen well...
Off Constantly: Your parents will probably burn in hell...
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs turns his head and looks back.)
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Duh fock?!?
(Off Constantly shrugs)
Off Constantly: I don't know. It was kinda double productive.. in keeping you with pace and also saying a little bit for Insomnia.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: That was the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Off Constantly: It was all I could think of at the moment. Just keep running.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Jesus, how much longer? We've already been out here for 10 minutes!! I'm starting to perspire!
(Off Constantly looks down at his swatch watch.)
Off Constantly: Chris Freytag wants you running every other day to build up your stamina.
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Ugh. This wasn't in the brochure.
Off Constantly: I know. I haven't saw anything like the pictures in there yet. You do execute a mean looking headlock though. That's a start, right?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: This wrestling thing is pretty tough. It's a good thing I don't have to wrestle every show, because I'm so tender after it's over.
(The two continue to keep pace for a bit.)
Off Constantly: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Repeat.
Off Constantly: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Repeat.
Off Constantly: Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?
The Wizard of Ahhhhs: Repeat.
(The scene fades out slowly. After a few moments of darkness, it fades back in. The Wizard of Ahhhhs is shown inside a wrestling ring. He is wearing a magenta colored singlet and is bouncing off the ropes. Chris Freytag is standing in the ring wearing black warm up pants and a striped referee shirt.)
Chris Freytag: Again.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs runs from one side of the ring to the other and bounces off the ropes.)
Chris Freytag: Again.
(The same is repeated.)
Chris Freytag: Again.
(You get the idea.)
Chris Freytag: Take a break.
(The Wizard of Ahhhhs trips over his own feet trying to get out of the ring and his body crumples near the edge of the ring apron in exhaustion. His arms hang over the edge. Off Constantly walks over, wearing blue jeans and has a towel thrown over one shoulder. He walks over next to the Wizard of Ahhhhs with a water bottle in his hand. He takes a drink from the bottle himself and pats his face down with the towel.)
Off Constantly: Pheww... it's hot in here.
(The scene cuts out.)