The Devils Dance Prediction Thread

[TWD Relations]

Let's hear it.

Who will win the best of three falls match?
Who will walk away as TWD Tag Team Champions?
Who will the final three competitors be and who will win The Devils Triangle Match?
Who will win the TWD Championship match?

Don't be shy. I would give my predictions, but some might feel it unfair. Ya think? I don't know why though. I draw the winners out of a hat every week.

[Tomas Luger]

Best of 3 Falls- Adam Young. I like the Wizard, but I think Young has some good stuff right now.

TWD Tag Team Champs- I gotta go Egos and Icons baby!

Devil's Triangle Match-AK, Jahmon, Blondie. Jahmon is the fever, he's your number one contender.

TWD Championship-Luger pulls double gold and finally turns Eno into a former Juggernaut.

[Rob Blondie]

I predict that Eno Redrum will have a vision of Jesus right before his match and relinquish the title so he can open Jesusland Bible Fun Park in Tunica, Mississippi.

I predict that Tomas Luger will come out of the closet...finally...and admit his deep love of Seth Rogan. Seth will in turn file a restraining order after Luger is caught taking nude photos through the Seth's windows.

I also predict that all those involved with the devil's triangle match will disappear in mysteriously. There will be a special made about the event that will run once a week on the History Channel in between UFO shows and Modern Marvels.

I predict that, with most of his roster either born again, out of the closet and in jail, or sucked into an abyss, Patrick Martin will decide to turn TWD into a nude mud wrestling e-fed where all pic bases must be of women who have at least DD's and shaved Va-J-J's. Ironically, it will be the most successful e-fed in Internet history, thus making him a millionaire and friends with his hero... Larry Flynt.

[Rastafari]

I predict Rob Blondie's imagination will destroy his sex life.


I like Wizard but his character doesn't seem like the winning type....although he's a good roleplayer and makes me laugh....Adumb Yung


Tag Team Champs...uhh not paying much attention to that but I'd say Egos and Icons...Luger will carry the team.

no comment on Devils triangle.

Eno narrowly wins over Luger....I see Luger giving his best effort but I think Eno will come out on top.



my real question is.....who is scarlet crimson and will he/she finally be revealed?

[Eno Redrum]

I predict that Kingpin will return as the Scarlet Crimson and do battle with Fagman (a.k.a Dragzilla) and Fatass, the Boy Blunder (a.k.a. Fat Ass Christopher Miller. After seeing JENT destroyed, Kingpin falls into a batch of Fag Man's Gay Crack and is tinted a scarlet hue and falls into insanity, thus making him the black version of the Joker.

The Tag Team match will once again fall short and a true champion willnot be crowned as Dragzilla threatens to ass rape anyone who lays a hand on him/her and the Clit Clique has everyone in an uproar as they come to the ring in nothing but a cod piece and bandaids over their nipples.

The Best of Three match will be a No Contest as again Dragzilla makes his/her presence felt during the Bra N Panties portion of the match and tries to paddle both contestants while Puh Nahnnie (I forgot how to spell my own characters name) bends them over his knee.

Dragzilla leaves the Main Event alone, but it is also ruled a No Contest as Eno and Luger are both M.I.A. from the PPV. Come to find out both were seen in a local strip bar as Andy Christ dressed up like the ghost of Eno's daughter and tries to make a few bucks. This is even toomuch for Luger to handle and both Eno and Luger lay into Andy with a serious ass whooping.

Just as the PPV is coming to a close, the ghost of Marcus T is seen decending from the rafters and stands in the center of the ring to claim that he has indeed beat God in a pissing contest and then was sent straight to Hell where he bitch slapped the Devil and turned Hell into a dessert resort, the likes of not even Vegas can compare to. He also makes warning that in 666 days he will return to earth and his army of demons will ass rape all who oppose him with their wart infested peckers. JahMon, high as usual, just laughs as the whole thing goes on and never leaves his dressing room except to stop by the concession stand to pick up nachos, hot dogs and M&Ms.

[Rob Blondie]

Actually, marriage ruined my sex life. Now, that I'm divorced and have a girlfriend who actually likes to be around me, everything is just fine.

[Marcus T]

Nov 4, 2008 6:16:19 GMT -5 Rob Blondie said:

Actually, marriage ruined my sex life. Now, that I'm divorced and have a girlfriend who actually likes to be around me, everything is just fine.

I don't know how to react to that.

[Eno Redrum]

You damn well do know how to react to this. You are the Devil and the devil always knows what to do or say simply because he does or says what he wants. Now laugh in the face of people who are married and piss on the institution of marriage then belly up to the bar and order yourself another Hurricane and laugh the laugh you do so well when you see something you don't like the idea of fail. Oh yeah, then light your victory cigar and blow smoke rings in the shape of dollar bill signs.

[Rastafari]

Nov 4, 2008 4:59:00 GMT -5 Eno Redrum said:

JahMon, high as usual, just laughs as the whole thing goes on and never leaves his dressing room except to stop by the concession stand to pick up nachos, hot dogs and M&Ms.

Damn! I knew I'd smoke too much and couldn't move my ass.

[Justin York]

Two out of three falls match:
Despite what everyone says i take The Wizard Of Ahhhs in this one. All though it's a toss up.

TWD Tag Team Championship Match:
It's a toss up between two good tag teams we'll just have to see who can pull this one out. . but i am rooting for Ego's and Icon's all the way!

Devil's Triangle Match:
To be honest in this one i really don't know. .

TWD Championship Match:
Eno is a monster right now. . But i think if Tomas keeps going the way he's going he's got this one. . . I say it's an even match i'll call this one a draw!

This is just my opinion i don't mean any offense by them!

[Tomas Luger]

Rogen and Luger Make a Porno?

[Rastafari]

Nov 5, 2008 2:06:26 GMT -5 Tomas Luger said:

Rogen and Luger Make a Porno?

Not as far fetched as it sounds eh? LOL.


Remember this is Rob Blondie, he probably would get off on that anyway.

[Tomas Luger]

Well, I do know this magic trick where I pull 100 tied together handkerchiefs out of an orifice on my body...

Marriage is a drain on the 'ol sex life, I feel ya there!

[Tommy "Southpaw" O'Malley]

My predictions:

The Devils Dance

Two Out of Three Falls Match
The Wizard of Ahhhs VS Adam Young

TWD Tag Team Championship Match
Tomas Luger & Justin York VS Dragzilla & Andy Christian Hamilton

Devils Triangle Match
TWD Championship Number One Contender's Match
Dragzilla (C), Andrei Karishnikov, & Andy Christian Hamilton
VS
Rob Blondie (C), Justin York, & Aaron Christopher
VS
JahMon Rastafari, Insomnia, & Tommy O'Malley

TWD Championship Match
Eno Redrum VS Tomas Luger

EASY. Doing predictions in my sleeeeeeeep. I lose due to Jahmon sticking a blunt in my eye to move on.

[Rastafari]

Nov 8, 2008 2:56:12 GMT -5 Tommy "Southpaw" O'Malley said:

My predictions:

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EASY. Doing predictions in my sleeeeeeeep. I lose due to Jahmon sticking a blunt in my eye to move on.

Hmmm...maybe I should change my strats....thanks for the idea lol