Post by Eno Redrum on Nov 15, 2008 5:14:09 GMT -5
Announcer: Just when you thought it was safe to turn your radio back on, JENT unproudly presents another Dragzilla hack of a famous song. This time Dragzilla has tackled Christina Aguilera's "Genie in A Bottle" and given it a Shaka Sho'Nuff tyoe feel with the title "Hooker On The Conrer," something I am sure Timas Luger will look for after the big PPV this weekend.
But first, a word from this week's sponsor and their new spokesperson. . . Oh good God you're kidding me. Dragzilla is the spokesperson for this product? Jesus Aged Chirst, the world is going to Hell in a hand basket. Whatever, here is our commercial which I am sure is going to raise the eyebrows of the suits down at the FCC.
Dragzilla: :Paris Hilton was dating this guy that was hot as can be
Too bad she didn't know his sexual history
Turns out he had some major STDs
Now she's off to her gyno with vanerial disease
F-R-E-E that spells free
Sexualhistoryreport.com baby
She thought this only happened on TV
She should have made him wear a condom, but she was too horny
Now instead of getting sex she's getting fat
She's at the doctor's every outbreak and her pussy's getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free
Sexualhistoryreport.com baby
Announcer: You have to be kidding me? That has to be the worse possible idea for a commercial I have ever heard of in my life.
Paris Hilton: That's hot!
Announcer: Whatever you whore. What the hell do you know? You swim in the shallow end of the gene pool. Anyway, here is the new song by Dragzilla that I am sure will land JENT squarely in the middle of yet another law suit while raking in a ton of cash.
Dragzilla: I'm a hoooeee...
Yes I am, baby
I wear skimpy clothing
It's very tight
I work all hours of the night
Waiting for someone
To pay me
You probably see me everywhere
I don't even wear clean underwear
My pimp doesn't care
(pimp doesn't care)
I'm a hoooee...
My pimp says "Work, bitch!"
hooooeee...
But my heart is saying no
If you wanna freak with me.
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker on the corner
Look at my teeth decay
If you wanna be with me
Baby you have got to see
You can get a case of shingles
And a bad STD.
I'm a hooker on the corner, baby
My pimp says I'm fat and lazy
I'm a hooker on the corner baby
Come, come,
Come on and pick me up
Psycho Bunny: Order your copy of Dragzilla's "Hooker On The Corner" for just $19.91 and if that price isn't to your liking turn it backwards and you can pay that price you dumb mutha fuckas! Just call (900)382-5968. Thats's 900-FUC-KYOU!
Koka!
But first, a word from this week's sponsor and their new spokesperson. . . Oh good God you're kidding me. Dragzilla is the spokesperson for this product? Jesus Aged Chirst, the world is going to Hell in a hand basket. Whatever, here is our commercial which I am sure is going to raise the eyebrows of the suits down at the FCC.
Dragzilla: :Paris Hilton was dating this guy that was hot as can be
Too bad she didn't know his sexual history
Turns out he had some major STDs
Now she's off to her gyno with vanerial disease
F-R-E-E that spells free
Sexualhistoryreport.com baby
She thought this only happened on TV
She should have made him wear a condom, but she was too horny
Now instead of getting sex she's getting fat
She's at the doctor's every outbreak and her pussy's getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free
Sexualhistoryreport.com baby
Announcer: You have to be kidding me? That has to be the worse possible idea for a commercial I have ever heard of in my life.
Paris Hilton: That's hot!
Announcer: Whatever you whore. What the hell do you know? You swim in the shallow end of the gene pool. Anyway, here is the new song by Dragzilla that I am sure will land JENT squarely in the middle of yet another law suit while raking in a ton of cash.
Dragzilla: I'm a hoooeee...
Yes I am, baby
I wear skimpy clothing
It's very tight
I work all hours of the night
Waiting for someone
To pay me
You probably see me everywhere
I don't even wear clean underwear
My pimp doesn't care
(pimp doesn't care)
I'm a hoooee...
My pimp says "Work, bitch!"
hooooeee...
But my heart is saying no
If you wanna freak with me.
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker on the corner
Look at my teeth decay
If you wanna be with me
Baby you have got to see
You can get a case of shingles
And a bad STD.
I'm a hooker on the corner, baby
My pimp says I'm fat and lazy
I'm a hooker on the corner baby
Come, come,
Come on and pick me up
Psycho Bunny: Order your copy of Dragzilla's "Hooker On The Corner" for just $19.91 and if that price isn't to your liking turn it backwards and you can pay that price you dumb mutha fuckas! Just call (900)382-5968. Thats's 900-FUC-KYOU!
Koka!
