Post by Beer Run on Nov 30, 2008 3:40:57 GMT -5
Scene-Lawton,Oklahoma
TWD cameras have been summoned to the Green Dragon strip club where the BTJ's are outside braveing the freezeing temps to protest the unfair treatment of the entertainers.
Adam-We wont equal pay for a equal days work!
Andrew-We wont smaller tax outs!
Ace-We wont bigger tits for all!
Adam and Andrew look at each other and then smile.
Adam-We wont more junk in the trunks!
Andrew-We wont more dollar dances!
Ace-I just wont bigger tits period, man have you seen some of these girls who think A cups are sexy. Hell that girl better be able to suck a watermelon threw a stir straw to get a buck out of me.
Adam-What are you talking about kid you last girlfriend had grapes for tits.
Andrew-Hell more like grains of salt.
Ace-Well at least I was getting my rod waxed every night!
Adam-Good point there. Say why don't we head inside to get out of this damn weather.
The boys head inside and "18 and life" by Skid Row is playing. The girls and the customers all start shouting BTJ as they head to the erection section right beside the main stage.
Adam-Ok boys its time to make it rain.
Out on stage comes a two hundred pound monster.
Andrew-My God its Godzilla!
The BTJ's trip over each other running out of the Green Dragon heading for something better to do in a lifeless town of Lawton, Oklahoma.
TWD cameras have been summoned to the Green Dragon strip club where the BTJ's are outside braveing the freezeing temps to protest the unfair treatment of the entertainers.
Adam-We wont equal pay for a equal days work!
Andrew-We wont smaller tax outs!
Ace-We wont bigger tits for all!
Adam and Andrew look at each other and then smile.
Adam-We wont more junk in the trunks!
Andrew-We wont more dollar dances!
Ace-I just wont bigger tits period, man have you seen some of these girls who think A cups are sexy. Hell that girl better be able to suck a watermelon threw a stir straw to get a buck out of me.
Adam-What are you talking about kid you last girlfriend had grapes for tits.
Andrew-Hell more like grains of salt.
Ace-Well at least I was getting my rod waxed every night!
Adam-Good point there. Say why don't we head inside to get out of this damn weather.
The boys head inside and "18 and life" by Skid Row is playing. The girls and the customers all start shouting BTJ as they head to the erection section right beside the main stage.
Adam-Ok boys its time to make it rain.
Out on stage comes a two hundred pound monster.
Andrew-My God its Godzilla!
The BTJ's trip over each other running out of the Green Dragon heading for something better to do in a lifeless town of Lawton, Oklahoma.