Post by Rastafari on Jun 22, 2008 0:00:35 GMT -5
(Smoke, its a haze, its hard to see whats going on but the music is unmistakeable, Jamaican reggae blaring at full blast, the clear voice of Bob Marley singing "Dont worry about a thing, coz every lil thing gon be alright" Three Little Birds is the song, JahMon watches Mr. Marley sing on the TV, the surround system makes it feel like a concert setting, Jahmon takes a hit from the huge blunt in his hand, he sings along and laughs, clearly he is enjoying himself, He sits next to the cameraman from his last promo, apparently they've become friends and while the Cameraman seems to be somewhat uncomfortable and a little paranoid, after all, he's never had anything stronger than Mexican Dirt Weed before. While JahMon is used to the quality of his bud, "cameraman" is experiencing new levels of self awareness, to JahMon, this quality of weed is nothing compared to other strains he's had before, however to "cameraman" this is the shi...zzney! Too bad his paranoia is interfereing with his buzz, in fact, I think he hears me, hey cameraman.....BOO!)
JahMon: YEAH MON!
(The "cameraman" jumps out of his seat, unaware that JahMon was going to become jovial)
JahMon: Whoa mon, ain't no need ta get jumpy now, its just me, your friendly Jamaican wrestler, oh look mon they sent another camera crew since you ain't been back to work. Well no matter, you helped me get a nice place to live, you helped me get all this nice electronics at your Best Buy discount, you even were nice enough to say you'll be my roommate and pay half the rent and bills. I'm glad I found a friend mon, to be honest I wasn't sure how y'all would treat me in Texas, I heard many a story about a black man in Texas, but this ain't 1967 anymore mon. Oh hey mon, if theres another crew here, and ya ain't been back to work since last week, oh ho ho I guess that means you fired mon!
(The Cameraman looks at JahMon as if JahMon shot him, then all of a sudden he laughs uncontrollably, JahMon shakes his head and realizes this boy is gone loopy. He decides to get up and take the new camera crew to another room, Cameraman is going to be entertaining himself with laughter for the next 20 minutes, no joke)
JahMon: Ah yes, Showdown, I've finally got a chance to prove myself, yes this will be my first official match in the United
States, yeah mon I'm facing that guy, uhhh, wait I got it....(He takes a big hit from his blunt and holds it in) Lamar Breeze, A.K.A. Shaka Sho Nuff the shogun samauri player slash pimp of oak cliff, SON! (And he exhales a huge cloud of smoke) I heard ya show on the radio mon, I gotta say, that's one nasty mouth you got on you there, boy you talk to your mother that way? I tell ya mon, you talk to my momma that way you'll be face down in Montego Bay inlet trying not to swallow too much water for fear momma gonna drown you for real. I tell ya mon, America seems to be a whole different world yah mon, you people insult your family, you people blame your parents for your crappy lives, you people constantly bicker about who's better than who, and for what? You like to impress people you hate, and you leave bad impressions on the ones you love, isn't dat supposed to be the other way around mon? Mr. Shogun samarui player slash pimp, your mother must have whupped your behind when you got home, I tell you mon, my mother would not stand for that kind of mouthy talk to her. If my mother told me she was gon whip me so hard I gon feel it when I turn 30, I believed her mon, I sure as heck didn't back talk her none. Thats what wrong with America mon, don't get me wrong I like it here mon, but you see, everywhere I go, I see angry Americans, the rich CEO with the most high priced car in the world, still can't smile because he ain't got none family no more. The billionare sports owner who can't bother with his family cause he got go watch his team everywhere they play, its always go go go here mon, when y'all gon take time ta sit back and relax? Cameraman, what is that boy's name anyway? DAMN! he learned this last week, it ain't about what you got and where ya work dat make you who you are mon, it about your heart and your soul mon, sell your soul and your marriage to get the million dollar salary and a fast car, no mon, I say roll a doobie and sit back and relax mon.
(Cameraman comes walking into the room, he bumps the chair and laughs like there is no tomorrow, JahMon can't help but laugh, as he takes a few more hits from his blunt, he'd offer some to Cameraman but the boy is laughing so hard that taking a hit might kill him (not really but y'know) JahMon tells Cameraman to go watch some tv, and like a kid on saturday morning, he goes running to the tv room and watches some random show)
JahMon: Wow, I got a lil side tracked there, devil herb! As I was saying, Mr. Shaka Sho Nuff the shogun samaurai player slash pimp of oak cliff dallas texas southern states United States of America North Amercia Western Hemisphere Planet Earth......damn mon what was I gon say now? Damn short term memory, oh yeah mon, I look forward to our matchup, I gon wish ya the best of luck mon, you gon go on your lil radio show and basically hijack listener's attention for 20 minute while you try to prove you tough mon, well thats all fine and good mon, but remember, toughness don't come from being mean mon, toughness don't come from being a thug, running with "gangstas" and watching the back of a murderer or two, heck no mon, being tough don't even come from gettin shot 9 times, being tough comes from getting yourself out of the worst situations you can imagine, without dying. Being tough come from mentally preparing yourself for the worst possible event to ever happen, being tough comes from being able to...well lets face it mon...take a monster hit from a bong and not cough, YAH MON! Oh Damn I done sidetracked myself once again. Well I guess all I say mon, I'll see you in the ring, just remember Mr Lamar Breeze Shaka Sho Nuff the Shogun samarui player slash pimp of oak cliff dallas texas ohhh screw it mon, You can act like you got your life in oder, or you can smoke a J and chill mon, true dat!
(Cameraman comes running back into the room, he is yelling and laughing and not making any sense, JahMon gets him to calm down for a minute, then hands Cameraman the blunt, Cameraman's eyes go wide as he stares at the blunt, then he takes one more hit, and falls to the floor, JahMon laughs and smiles, then calmly grabs the blunt from Cameraman's hand and goes back to the tv while puffing on the last of the blunt)
JahMon: YEAH MON!
(The "cameraman" jumps out of his seat, unaware that JahMon was going to become jovial)
JahMon: Whoa mon, ain't no need ta get jumpy now, its just me, your friendly Jamaican wrestler, oh look mon they sent another camera crew since you ain't been back to work. Well no matter, you helped me get a nice place to live, you helped me get all this nice electronics at your Best Buy discount, you even were nice enough to say you'll be my roommate and pay half the rent and bills. I'm glad I found a friend mon, to be honest I wasn't sure how y'all would treat me in Texas, I heard many a story about a black man in Texas, but this ain't 1967 anymore mon. Oh hey mon, if theres another crew here, and ya ain't been back to work since last week, oh ho ho I guess that means you fired mon!
(The Cameraman looks at JahMon as if JahMon shot him, then all of a sudden he laughs uncontrollably, JahMon shakes his head and realizes this boy is gone loopy. He decides to get up and take the new camera crew to another room, Cameraman is going to be entertaining himself with laughter for the next 20 minutes, no joke)
JahMon: Ah yes, Showdown, I've finally got a chance to prove myself, yes this will be my first official match in the United
States, yeah mon I'm facing that guy, uhhh, wait I got it....(He takes a big hit from his blunt and holds it in) Lamar Breeze, A.K.A. Shaka Sho Nuff the shogun samauri player slash pimp of oak cliff, SON! (And he exhales a huge cloud of smoke) I heard ya show on the radio mon, I gotta say, that's one nasty mouth you got on you there, boy you talk to your mother that way? I tell ya mon, you talk to my momma that way you'll be face down in Montego Bay inlet trying not to swallow too much water for fear momma gonna drown you for real. I tell ya mon, America seems to be a whole different world yah mon, you people insult your family, you people blame your parents for your crappy lives, you people constantly bicker about who's better than who, and for what? You like to impress people you hate, and you leave bad impressions on the ones you love, isn't dat supposed to be the other way around mon? Mr. Shogun samarui player slash pimp, your mother must have whupped your behind when you got home, I tell you mon, my mother would not stand for that kind of mouthy talk to her. If my mother told me she was gon whip me so hard I gon feel it when I turn 30, I believed her mon, I sure as heck didn't back talk her none. Thats what wrong with America mon, don't get me wrong I like it here mon, but you see, everywhere I go, I see angry Americans, the rich CEO with the most high priced car in the world, still can't smile because he ain't got none family no more. The billionare sports owner who can't bother with his family cause he got go watch his team everywhere they play, its always go go go here mon, when y'all gon take time ta sit back and relax? Cameraman, what is that boy's name anyway? DAMN! he learned this last week, it ain't about what you got and where ya work dat make you who you are mon, it about your heart and your soul mon, sell your soul and your marriage to get the million dollar salary and a fast car, no mon, I say roll a doobie and sit back and relax mon.
(Cameraman comes walking into the room, he bumps the chair and laughs like there is no tomorrow, JahMon can't help but laugh, as he takes a few more hits from his blunt, he'd offer some to Cameraman but the boy is laughing so hard that taking a hit might kill him (not really but y'know) JahMon tells Cameraman to go watch some tv, and like a kid on saturday morning, he goes running to the tv room and watches some random show)
JahMon: Wow, I got a lil side tracked there, devil herb! As I was saying, Mr. Shaka Sho Nuff the shogun samaurai player slash pimp of oak cliff dallas texas southern states United States of America North Amercia Western Hemisphere Planet Earth......damn mon what was I gon say now? Damn short term memory, oh yeah mon, I look forward to our matchup, I gon wish ya the best of luck mon, you gon go on your lil radio show and basically hijack listener's attention for 20 minute while you try to prove you tough mon, well thats all fine and good mon, but remember, toughness don't come from being mean mon, toughness don't come from being a thug, running with "gangstas" and watching the back of a murderer or two, heck no mon, being tough don't even come from gettin shot 9 times, being tough comes from getting yourself out of the worst situations you can imagine, without dying. Being tough come from mentally preparing yourself for the worst possible event to ever happen, being tough comes from being able to...well lets face it mon...take a monster hit from a bong and not cough, YAH MON! Oh Damn I done sidetracked myself once again. Well I guess all I say mon, I'll see you in the ring, just remember Mr Lamar Breeze Shaka Sho Nuff the Shogun samarui player slash pimp of oak cliff dallas texas ohhh screw it mon, You can act like you got your life in oder, or you can smoke a J and chill mon, true dat!
(Cameraman comes running back into the room, he is yelling and laughing and not making any sense, JahMon gets him to calm down for a minute, then hands Cameraman the blunt, Cameraman's eyes go wide as he stares at the blunt, then he takes one more hit, and falls to the floor, JahMon laughs and smiles, then calmly grabs the blunt from Cameraman's hand and goes back to the tv while puffing on the last of the blunt)