Post by icon on Jun 27, 2008 20:15:25 GMT -5
Morton Dempsey, cremudgeon and famed announcer, is standing in front of a TWD banner. He has his old microphone with long cable and big headphones. He is waiting for Andrew Christian.
Mort: So, where is this kid? Are you him hiding again?
Cameraman: Morty, he was just playing mind games on the ICon. I was there for the interview.
Mort: WHAT???
Cameraman: I don't get paid enough for this sh...
The ICon suddenly pops on the screen in his typical white attire and mask.
ICon: Morty, missing an interview subject?
Mort: Oh...well...yes!
ICon: That's because he is around here...somewhere...watching...waiting...for you to justify is love!
Mort: WHAT?
ICon: You really need to get rid of thos headphones, Morty.
Mort: I heard you. I just don't get the referernce!
ICon: I guess a Madonna reference is before your time. Speaking of sacreligious idiots, let's talk about my opponent, Andy Christ.
Mort: Hey, I'm here to do an interview, so let's! In...3...2...Hello, again friends, Morton Dempsey here again with you. I have next to me the man known as the ICon. ICon, your opponent for this week, Andrew Christen Hamiltion...
ICon: Morty, he wants to be called the Andy Christ, by Godm, give the man what he wants! He needs some sort of consilation for having to face and lose to me!
Mort: He claims he has watched you not only wrestle and train...but in your everyday life. How do you respond to that?
ICon: If he wants to know about me, all he had to do was ask! I run 10 miles a day, I eat boiled chicken 2 meals a day, I wear Old Spice, and my favorite porno is “Two Girls, One Hump.”
Mort: TMI, ICon.
ICon: Apparently, not for Andy Dandy. He wants to know me better. He wants to love me in ways only his mother knows. He thinks his little “mind games” will shake me in my white boots. looks into the camera Let me tell you something, Hammie. The only man I'm intimidated by is the one you want to play your name against! I've beaten bigger and better men all over the word! You are nothing but a pompous idiot who thinks he's clever. Clever is what clever does, Andy.
Mort: Now, ICon, it seems you are being pompous as well. You don't know how good this young man maybe in the ring.
ICon: I know he's the most delusional man since Shaq believing he can freestyle crap. Anyone who knows me knows I hate dogs and I live in a penthouse.
Mort: In all fairness, I'm the only one who know who you r....
ICon: That idiot is all about his gimmick...while I have no real gimmick other then this....being the best wrestler in TWD....in the United States Indy scene...Hell, in the world! I will make that Doctor of Delusion tap out or I will knock him out...regardless, maybe I will literally know sense into him. I certainly will have fun trying.
Mort: OK, ICon, we need to wrap this up. Do you have anything to add or want to say to Mr. Hamilton?
ICon: Yes, I'm going to give him a little rap up of my own...Andy, tell me how my knee tastes....Andy, tell me how my knee tastes...Andy, tell me how my knee tastes...Andy, tell me h...ok, ok...this is even annoying me. I think you got the point...or the knee. It's coming to a face near you!
The ICon leaves the camera view. Mort is about to say something, but the camera is cut off before we can hear what he had to say.
Mort: So, where is this kid? Are you him hiding again?
Cameraman: Morty, he was just playing mind games on the ICon. I was there for the interview.
Mort: WHAT???
Cameraman: I don't get paid enough for this sh...
The ICon suddenly pops on the screen in his typical white attire and mask.
ICon: Morty, missing an interview subject?
Mort: Oh...well...yes!
ICon: That's because he is around here...somewhere...watching...waiting...for you to justify is love!
Mort: WHAT?
ICon: You really need to get rid of thos headphones, Morty.
Mort: I heard you. I just don't get the referernce!
ICon: I guess a Madonna reference is before your time. Speaking of sacreligious idiots, let's talk about my opponent, Andy Christ.
Mort: Hey, I'm here to do an interview, so let's! In...3...2...Hello, again friends, Morton Dempsey here again with you. I have next to me the man known as the ICon. ICon, your opponent for this week, Andrew Christen Hamiltion...
ICon: Morty, he wants to be called the Andy Christ, by Godm, give the man what he wants! He needs some sort of consilation for having to face and lose to me!
Mort: He claims he has watched you not only wrestle and train...but in your everyday life. How do you respond to that?
ICon: If he wants to know about me, all he had to do was ask! I run 10 miles a day, I eat boiled chicken 2 meals a day, I wear Old Spice, and my favorite porno is “Two Girls, One Hump.”
Mort: TMI, ICon.
ICon: Apparently, not for Andy Dandy. He wants to know me better. He wants to love me in ways only his mother knows. He thinks his little “mind games” will shake me in my white boots. looks into the camera Let me tell you something, Hammie. The only man I'm intimidated by is the one you want to play your name against! I've beaten bigger and better men all over the word! You are nothing but a pompous idiot who thinks he's clever. Clever is what clever does, Andy.
Mort: Now, ICon, it seems you are being pompous as well. You don't know how good this young man maybe in the ring.
ICon: I know he's the most delusional man since Shaq believing he can freestyle crap. Anyone who knows me knows I hate dogs and I live in a penthouse.
Mort: In all fairness, I'm the only one who know who you r....
ICon: That idiot is all about his gimmick...while I have no real gimmick other then this....being the best wrestler in TWD....in the United States Indy scene...Hell, in the world! I will make that Doctor of Delusion tap out or I will knock him out...regardless, maybe I will literally know sense into him. I certainly will have fun trying.
Mort: OK, ICon, we need to wrap this up. Do you have anything to add or want to say to Mr. Hamilton?
ICon: Yes, I'm going to give him a little rap up of my own...Andy, tell me how my knee tastes....Andy, tell me how my knee tastes...Andy, tell me how my knee tastes...Andy, tell me h...ok, ok...this is even annoying me. I think you got the point...or the knee. It's coming to a face near you!
The ICon leaves the camera view. Mort is about to say something, but the camera is cut off before we can hear what he had to say.