Kingpin
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Post by Kingpin on Apr 17, 2009 14:26:13 GMT -5
Post comments on the show here
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Post by Chesbro on Apr 17, 2009 15:32:15 GMT -5
The new Sportscenter commercial with Pujols being "the Machine" is pretty damn funny.
I played soccer in high school for 3 years. Because I'm gay? No. I just didn't want to play football. Soccer can get rough, but generally, the referees start handing down suspensions if you get roudy. A "red card" in high school kicks you out of the game and out of your next game. If you came from the high school I did and knowing the game... our coaches RAN YOU. Their philosophy was that no one was going to run us off our field. Same coach did basketball and that was also his philosophy. So we ran and ran and ran and ran. If we got booted from the game, and already exhausting practice just got worse and just like it is in the military... it was worse for everyone. I got into soccer just to do something active after school. Most of my friends played either soccer or football anyway. I didn't have a huge school. 96 in my graduating class, so we didn't have a lot of options as far as after school sports. It was something to do.
Hockey. I'm one of those rabid hockey fans, but you aren't talking to some 5 foot nothing, skin and bones fucker. I'm a 6 foot, chubby fucker. If you think there is only one goal scored in hockey, you either went to a crappy game that was all defense or you haven't watched a game lately. Average goals per game between both teams is hovering around 6. The players are faster, the new rules opened up the game and the goalies pads are smaller. Its FAR more athletic than it was 5 years ago and longer. I grew up in Buffalo though. Don't expect anything other than rabid football and hockey fans from that area.
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Post by Kingpin on Apr 17, 2009 15:39:41 GMT -5
I stand by my soccer comments
But
The only hockey games i have been to were dallas stars. I went for dollar hotdog night
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Post by Eno Redrum on Apr 20, 2009 2:14:47 GMT -5
1. "O'dark thirty and on Zodiacs," man that brings back memories to the days I worked with the S.E.A.L.s. You hit that nail on the head because that is EXACTLY how it really went down.
2. Love the "white voice" used when you talked about black people not liking the cops. Then again, it sounded like my grandmother and that creeped me out to hear her on the Shotgun Blast.
3. Enough with the Navy jokes you assholes.
4. As N.W.A stated, "Fuck The Police!"
5. Don't fuck with HRT (Hostage Rescue Teams) we will fuck you up. Why the hell do you think I made Eno's backstory based on this? We don't mess around.
6. Would love to see the pirates sneak on a Navy ship with a batman grappling hook. The marines on our ship thought they could swim to another ship and grab cannon ammo and swim back with it. Those guys live to see this shit happen lke oyu stated.
7. "Retarded Killer Babies that love to kill and jerk-off," love that line.
8. The Navy hates you as well and thnks you are gay too. ASSHOLE!
9. Baby Got Back works my last nerve because white women absolutely lose their damn mind when they hear that song. It is even worse when they hear it done in a kareoke bar.
10. Sir Mix-A-Lot is a marketing genius the way he has milked that song. I saw him in St Louis once playing a concert at a country bar and working that damn song into the ground. That and Buttermilk Biscuits. Posse on Broadway was still better.
11. JENT is now working with Sir Mix-A-Lot to own the rights of the song for TWD Promotions and JENT Products.
12. Vinnie ones made soccer interesting when he played and was beating the crap out of people. Since then, it has been boring. I enjoy soccer when it is in movies, but that is about it.
13. Kingpin has just one name, is he gay also?
14. Dollar Hot Dog Nights at a professional sports game RULES!
15. The criminal element remark referring to the NBA is because Hip-Hop hasn't broken into Hockey yet. When it does, all white hockey players that fight will be referred to as Vanilla Ice, Eminem and The Beastie Boys.
16. I like the Snickers commercials but the new T-Mobile commercial where Charles barkley is joining Dr. J and Magic for the video game Old School is classic.
17. I will believe there is another Shotgun Blast in two weeks when jahMon actually beats Eno in a match. Rigged or not.
18. Is Skype not an alternative for the show to have Marcus, myself and others on the show?
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Post by Chesbro on Apr 20, 2009 8:26:40 GMT -5
The new NHL goal scoring....
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Kingpin
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Post by Kingpin on Apr 20, 2009 12:26:04 GMT -5
I did that shit last week.
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Post by Chesbro on Apr 20, 2009 22:55:21 GMT -5
How about that?
This one?
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Post by Chesbro on Apr 20, 2009 23:14:35 GMT -5
You like hits?
That's called getting "Phaneuf'ed"
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Post by Chesbro on Apr 20, 2009 23:29:00 GMT -5
What about the goalies? Where is there time to shine?
Perty good schtuff.
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Post by Rastafari on Apr 21, 2009 7:02:17 GMT -5
I live in Minnesota and I hate hockey....go figure.
Sadly enough, I was actually a good hockey player in junior high
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